oldelpasoan on May 24, 2007 at 9:45 AM

I guess you won’t be watching it then. :(

GG sounds like the perfect upstart. I’m game.

And I still think Greg would be a great dad and that he’d enjoy being one a great deal. My own father is still alive, but I’m positive he could be persuaded to give me up for adoption for less than $10 and an 8×10 glossy of Mr. Gutfield’s wife.

I’m kidding of course. Mr Gutfield could keep his $10. It would make a nice first week’s allowance anyway for his newly adopted son, Apologist Gutfield Jr.

-Met Reagan when I was 10.

-Married to a deautiful Russian who is 23, I am 40.

-Used humor, and alcohol, to excess in college and beyond.

I hope he appreciates what he has in his wife. Russian women are excellent spouses who treat their husbands like gold. They also put up with a whole hell of a lot more than American women.

Please note that I am specifically NOT saying that the editor is obviously anti-Semitic.

I’ve got my fingers crossed that my part will be restored in the unrated DVD version of the article, which I believe is due out drops sometime in the fall.

Oh, and to The Apologist: I can assure you that Gutfeld is not an alcoholic.

I can also assure you that he doesn’t drink at all before or during the show. I cannot, however, give you the same assurance with regards to me.

It’s nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.

But, with Levy, it is the best show on Fox. Sorry, Sean, you lose!

Greg Gutfeld: The 21st Century Forrest Gump!

And it’s because it’s a country that has already lost, and they don’t care. Being in England is like being dead.

Soon he’d be going home to his two-bedroom co-op and his wife, Elena Moussa, a 25-year-old Russian beauty he met in London.

He flew to Los Angeles to visit his friend Andrew Breitbart, a regular contributor at the Drudge Report. Over dinner, a guy from Fox News told Mr. Gutfeld about a new show. “I was drunk enough to say, ‘I’ll be the host!’” said Mr. Gutfeld.

He idolized Hollywood Squares fixture Paul Lynde.

That’s so effin’ awesome. Levy is my homie, but Gutfeld is my hero.

They need to have more Breitbart on The Eye. What? Don’t tell me you wussed out on video recording Breitbart’s vasectomy!

What this man needs is a son. Someone he can play pranks on and teach to drive a car at ten years old. He needs a son to help him discern the difference between himself and a child. And to appreciate the similarities. I think he’d love having a little Greg Jr. once he got used to it.