Comments on: Video: Sick Hillary gives commencement address

By: gary

gary — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:28:03 +0000

I bet she’s been toking on too mamy of Bill’s cigars.

By: tomas

tomas — Mon, 21 May 2007 16:47:12 +0000

I’m sure there is a lot of Maid material in that audience that can help out.

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 21 May 2007 15:48:57 +0000

Has anyone blamed Bush yet? Because I do.

RightWinged on May 21, 2007 at 1:06 AM

I’m sure Jimmy Carter has, and if he hasn’t yet, give him time.

By: serpentineshel

serpentineshel — Mon, 21 May 2007 13:35:31 +0000

What is up with her hair? She’s sick, but can’t she have her hair done nice?

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Mon, 21 May 2007 07:32:49 +0000

She had a cold? I didn’t notice. I was too intrigued by a commencement ceremony being interrupted by a campaign commercial.

“Government under me will fix everything. I feel your pain. Vote for me. Oh, congratulations for…something.”

By: Christoph

Christoph — Mon, 21 May 2007 06:47:23 +0000

Amazing. She had a cold.

Great post, Ian. Profound.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Mon, 21 May 2007 05:06:07 +0000

Has anyone blamed Bush yet? Because I do.

By: JimC

JimC — Mon, 21 May 2007 04:55:56 +0000

abinitioadinfinitum wrote, "Katrina cough is a real thing!" Not according to your own state's Office of Public Health.

By: Highrise

Highrise — Mon, 21 May 2007 04:17:47 +0000

Slick hillary?

OHHH you mean SICK hillary..k I get it :P

By: MirCat

MirCat — Mon, 21 May 2007 03:55:27 +0000

Just like New Coke came out to cover up the switch to high frutos corn syrup. This cough cough hack sputter weaze is just to cover what other accent she’s switching too. (Or just back to her ‘white’ voice)

- The Cat

By: Misha I

Misha I — Mon, 21 May 2007 03:23:29 +0000

Well I agree with Clinton on one point. We need to address the growing mental health problem in New Orleans.

We do indeed. There are only so many seats at City Hall, after all, and what are we supposed to do with the rest of them?

By: petefrt

petefrt — Mon, 21 May 2007 02:57:46 +0000

How twisted the mind of one Hillary
Whose head is a seething bacillary
For the breeding of bugs,
Which resist all known drugs,
To make toxic rhetorical artillery.

By: petefrt

petefrt — Mon, 21 May 2007 02:50:36 +0000

Hillary bacillary dysenterium est.

By: CrimsonFisted

CrimsonFisted — Mon, 21 May 2007 02:24:03 +0000

It’s called Katrina cough, If it don’t kill you it makes you stronger. I know I live here.
P.S. Katrina cough is a real thing!

abinitioadinfinitum on May 20, 2007 at 8:35 PM

I had Wilma Wheeze forever. I am allllllllllllll sympathy for you!

Why is she giving a campaign speech at a commencement?

By: Canadian Imperialist Running Dog

Canadian Imperialist Running Dog — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:24:29 +0000

It takes a village to make an idiot…

By: Quisp

Quisp — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:22:50 +0000

Whatever happened to commencement speakers who actually talk to/about the graduates instead of giving a stump speech?

By: Doghouse

Doghouse — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:20:07 +0000

I think she should be called “Sick Hillary” all the time.

By: Zorro

Zorro — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:18:57 +0000

…but I hope she’s feeling better soon.

By: Zorro

Zorro — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:17:59 +0000

She should withdraw from the campaign, too weak to be ~~czar~~ president.

By: SpartRan

SpartRan — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:15:41 +0000

Hillary’s sick, all right – but it has nothing to do with her cough.

By: Tru2my2

Tru2my2 — Mon, 21 May 2007 00:55:56 +0000

Some people just don’t know when to shut up.

By: NEMETI IN SYRACUSE

NEMETI IN SYRACUSE — Mon, 21 May 2007 00:51:23 +0000

Hill,
Call Mike Moore ASAP. Get Soros to give you a free plane ride to Cuba and hook up with the miracle cure for Fidel’s rear end. It might actually help your brain!!

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 21 May 2007 00:50:32 +0000

Via Drudge:

“She was a total professional and inspiration to us all, she kept on going,” emails a student.

How to inspire the young liberal mind – show up to a commencement speech with the flu.

By: kahall

kahall — Mon, 21 May 2007 00:40:31 +0000

It’s tough enough to watch when she is in good health. I could not make it through it since she sounds awful and she is probably contagious. I don’t even like to watch from afar when someone has cootys. Sure as I do I have them to.
Did she finish?

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Mon, 21 May 2007 00:39:03 +0000

Well I agree with Clinton on one point. We need to address the growing mental health problem in New Orleans. She is a stubborn opportunist, hell bent on creating HER vision for America. It takes a village to turn the rest of the Country into a village. Unga Bunga!