Video: Hillary tackles the tough issues; Update: Lead over Obama widens
posted at 5:10 pm on May 16, 2007 by Allahpundit
She’s better in this format than she is in front of a crowd, where she has to play pretend populist. And in her defense, this sort of dopey, trivial pander is perfectly geared to the mentality of YouTube regulars.
But dear god, are some of the choices awful.
Obama’s got the youth vote so they’ll have to pass on the more recent tracks, and there’s no way Hillary could make her entrance to tunes as hard-charging as the U2 selections without the audience laughing, so it’s a contest between the Chicks and Motown. Prediction: they go with the boomer bait. “Get Ready.”
Update: How does she do it? What compelling reason could there be to prefer the Glacier to the Messiah? If I were a lefty, I’d be strapped into the co-pilot’s seat on Starship Obama. Is it just pure name recognition?
Meanwhile, Politico floats the tantalizing possibility of two independent candidates running if Rudy wins the nomination. One, per this morning’s post, would be Bloomberg. The other:
The chance for a single-issue candidate to win the presidency is small, but the chance to affect the course of the election is great. Ralph Nader received 2.7 percent of the national vote in 2000, including 97,000 votes in Florida that Democrats will never let him live down.
A couple of Republican pollsters estimate that a credible anti-abortion candidate running in 2008 could take 4 percent of the national vote if the GOP nominee isn’t seen as sufficiently opposed to abortion.
A mainstream Republican wouldn’t torpedo the party by opposing the nominee so it’d have to be a slightly more fringe figure whose moral commitment to the issue would spur him on. Hillary versus Rudy versus Bloomberg versus Gary Bauer?










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Oh, she so totally has to choose Rockin’ The Paradise by Styx!
Keljeck on May 16, 2007 at 5:19 PM
Stand by your man…
see-dubya on May 16, 2007 at 5:19 PM
My advice? Quit. Now.
jaleach on May 16, 2007 at 5:20 PM
‘Out Behind the Barn’ by Little Jimmy Dickens
Limerick on May 16, 2007 at 5:20 PM
Steam’s “Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodby)” or “Who Let the Dogs Out”
LibbyLA on May 16, 2007 at 5:20 PM
Forgot about that, yeah that beats any other choice.
Keljeck on May 16, 2007 at 5:20 PM
Everyone go vote for the Dixie Chicks song.
bj1126 on May 16, 2007 at 5:21 PM
“Hi, I’m Hillary Clinton and I’d like to say a few words about diarrhea…”
jaleach on May 16, 2007 at 5:22 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie…
Dash on May 16, 2007 at 5:26 PM
Say, they won’t even show you a running tally of the vote after you vote. That kind of secrecy brings back fond memories of the Clinton White House.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on May 16, 2007 at 5:26 PM
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let her be the nominee.
Labamigo on May 16, 2007 at 5:27 PM
It’s The End of the World As We Know it (and I Feel Fine?) –
REM
dlfrisbie on May 16, 2007 at 5:28 PM
The Bitch is Back.
dalewalt on May 16, 2007 at 5:29 PM
Macho Man
Editor on May 16, 2007 at 5:30 PM
Just a few suggestions from my iTunes…
“It’s Only Make Believe”–Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn
“Fooler, a Faker”–Hank Thompson
“Shameful Lies”–Marty Brown
see-dubya on May 16, 2007 at 5:30 PM
I can’t believe she would have a choice that was sang by anyone named “Jesus”.
GoodBoy on May 16, 2007 at 5:30 PM
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Or TNT (specifically the line “If you have a b*tch and you want her gone…”)
or BallBreaker.
Got you by the Balls.
(yeah, I’ve been listening to AC/DC on the iPod today :-)
dalewalt on May 16, 2007 at 5:31 PM
Allah,
I wrote in “Do I Creep You Out” by “Weird” Al Yankovic. Do you think she’ll pick that one?
bert169 on May 16, 2007 at 5:32 PM
Melissa Etheridge, whose “I Need to Wake Up,” from “An Inconvenient Truth,” came out of nowhere to win for best song, held up the Oscar in the press room and said, “This is the only naked man who will ever be in my bedroom.” -
carpetbagger.blog…nyt
Limerick on May 16, 2007 at 5:33 PM
“Devil Woman”–Marty Robbins
see-dubya on May 16, 2007 at 5:33 PM
Actually, I just submitted my own choice. “Runnin with the Devil” by Van Halen
GoodBoy on May 16, 2007 at 5:34 PM
GnR’s version of Sympathy for the Devil.
or Queens (you know what I’m gonna say) Fat Bottomed Girls.
or Led Zeppelins “Your Time is Gonna Come”
or “Dancin Days” when she loses.
Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal!
dalewalt on May 16, 2007 at 5:35 PM
Not if the Islamofascists have anything to say about it, toots.
As for a song for Hillary, how about “The Joker” by The Steve Miller Band?
jaleach on May 16, 2007 at 5:35 PM
The Fool On the Hill
Zetterson on May 16, 2007 at 5:36 PM
“Evil Woman” by ELO.
O.k., that’s enough fun for today.
jaleach on May 16, 2007 at 5:36 PM
War! Good God! What is it Good for?…
Zetterson on May 16, 2007 at 5:37 PM
I’m surprised she didn’t just go with “I am woman (hear me roar)”
Dave Shay on May 16, 2007 at 5:38 PM
“Surrender”–Elvis Presley
see-dubya on May 16, 2007 at 5:38 PM
Sympathy for the Devil
Zetterson on May 16, 2007 at 5:38 PM
Green Day, “Basket Case.”
The Who, “Won’t Get Fooled Again.”
Slublog on May 16, 2007 at 5:39 PM
What was Elton John’s song about a woman (I assume) being back?
GoodBoy on May 16, 2007 at 5:40 PM
“World Leader Pretend” by R.E.M.
calbear on May 16, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Lola
Zetterson on May 16, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Weird Al Yankovic, “Dare to be Stupid.”
Slublog on May 16, 2007 at 5:41 PM
GoodBoy,
Haha.
bert169 on May 16, 2007 at 5:43 PM
Gnarls Barkley, “Crazy”
Blue Oyster Cult, “Don’t Fear the Reaper”
Mindy Smith, “Down in Flames”
Slublog on May 16, 2007 at 5:44 PM
I have a feelin, this might be a long thread.
oakpack on May 16, 2007 at 5:45 PM
This thread is a hoot, great job you guys are doing sending this up.
However, I have never been less repulsed by the Hillary than now. She actually came across as self-effacing and human, not as the usual Shrillary.
All the great choices have been made already, so I won’t ever try.
OneEyedJack on May 16, 2007 at 5:45 PM
Aerosmith, “Dream On”
Slublog on May 16, 2007 at 5:46 PM
so I won’t ever try.
make that even
OneEyedJack on May 16, 2007 at 5:47 PM
Or for the little Communist in Hillary……
Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven is a Place on Earth.”
Everybody else is being so negative. We should acknowledge her utopian dreams.
bert169 on May 16, 2007 at 5:48 PM
John Williams, “The Imperial March”
Slublog on May 16, 2007 at 5:49 PM
Sorry…I’ll quit now.
Slublog on May 16, 2007 at 5:49 PM
“Are You Ready For That Great Atomic Power?”–the Louvin Brothers
see-dubya on May 16, 2007 at 5:49 PM
Positive??????
Sugar Sugar- the Archies
Limerick on May 16, 2007 at 5:51 PM
“Little Rock Getaway”–Jimmy Bryant
see-dubya on May 16, 2007 at 5:53 PM
Edith writes a song.
No that would not be fair to Edith Bunker!
abinitioadinfinitum on May 16, 2007 at 5:57 PM
“I’ll take you there” “To the City of Blinding Lights” – just vote 4 me! Afterwards, you will be
blindedscre*ed.Entelechy on May 16, 2007 at 5:59 PM
Your Boomer-Bait-Fu is strong, Allah… It would be madness to not use Motown to steal some magic from Da Messiah, yet I sense a pull towards Dixie Chicks in an attempt to connect with Southern female voters.
ScottMcC on May 16, 2007 at 6:00 PM
I’ll nominate “Those Were the Days” sung by Mary Hopkins. I thik this verse is especially apt:
Di di di di di di
di di ….
Dusty on May 16, 2007 at 6:06 PM
Dazed and Confused (Zepplin)
I’m the slime (Zappa)
Whose Bed Have Your Boots (Shania)
Big Bottom (Spinal Tap)
Strings of Hypocrisy (Genesis)
Divine Falsehood (Genesis)
Living Dead Girl (Rob Zombie)
Or the love theme from Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho”
Fandango on May 16, 2007 at 6:18 PM
I think you’re right. Authenticity, baby.
Wouldn’t “Not Ready to Make Nice” be a better choice, though? For a little extra nutroots appeal?
Allahpundit on May 16, 2007 at 6:21 PM
“Liar” Three Dog Night
PattyAnn on May 16, 2007 at 6:28 PM
Nutroots appeal, yes. But the middle, which she needs, could think that she’s not ready to make nice with Bill.
Entelechy on May 16, 2007 at 6:30 PM
Or “Liar” by Henry Rollins:
Hollowpoint on May 16, 2007 at 6:38 PM
Witchy Woman – Eagles
You’re No Good – Linda Ronstadt
That’ll be the Day (When I die) – Buddy Holly and the Crickets
You’re So Vain – Carly Simon
Freelancer on May 16, 2007 at 6:41 PM
How about something Classical (Or as made into some good Rock by Emerson, Lake and Palmer):
The Ninth movement of Mussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition;
(The evil witch) Baba Yaga’s hut.
LegendHasIt on May 16, 2007 at 6:43 PM
She should conjure up some Annie Lennox Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves mojo.
If Kerry tries to run again, he definitely has to go with the Erasure cover of Take a Chance on Me.
rw on May 16, 2007 at 6:43 PM
I don’t get this either. If I were a Democrat, I’d easily be drinking the Obama Kool-Aid.
Then again, I ain’t no Democrat.
frankj on May 16, 2007 at 6:50 PM
if she can’t make a decision on a campaign theme song, how can she make a decision on anything?
lorien1973 on May 16, 2007 at 6:52 PM
“Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” by Jimmy Buffet.
Gottafang on May 16, 2007 at 6:53 PM
That’s nasty, frankj. Aren’t you married? :P
lorien1973 on May 16, 2007 at 6:54 PM
I think I’d vote for
“what what in your butt”
cant find the video anymore though :( AP knows the song I’m talkin’ about!
lorien1973 on May 16, 2007 at 6:55 PM
Trying to downplay that awful anthem performance – mumbling after how many years of Arkansas and US First Lady?
Ah ha, ah ha.
Bet on a third candidate. Bill won by splitting the GOP voters – and had ol’ Ross Perot’s EDS in line to be the big contract winner in Hillary’s National Health Care ID Card system. Perot was supposedly running as a GOP alternative, but he gets written in the HillaryCare for a huge payback from the Clintons. Hmmm. Curious now that Bloomberg wants to dive in – and he a RINO. Wish the Republicans would kick him out of the GOP – he’s a hard Left, controlling Democrat.
Going over to Hillary’s site? Maybe the cookies she claimed to bake were the digital kind.
naliaka on May 16, 2007 at 6:59 PM
Hollowpoint, good choice also.
PattyAnn on May 16, 2007 at 7:03 PM
The shrieking violin strings, from the shower scene?
mikeyboss on May 16, 2007 at 7:05 PM
“Why is Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?” by the Bloodhound Gang.
mikeyboss on May 16, 2007 at 7:07 PM
True dat, dawg. “Make Nice” is nutroots bait, but she knows that’s a bitter almond–not the sweet cashew-y symbolism The Glacier can get from “Ready to Run” blasting at every campaign stop.
Plus, the Chicks will get e-e-e-easy publicity when they cut short their extensive touring of Eastern Canada to perform “Make Nice” and “Ready to Run” live at the moment of Hilary’s nomination in Denver.
ScottMcC on May 16, 2007 at 7:08 PM
lol, Priceless.
I choose-
Talking Heads’: Once In A Lifetime (Same As It Ever Was)
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack…
mojowire on May 16, 2007 at 7:15 PM
We thought that John Kerry was a waffler.
See this.
Entelechy on May 16, 2007 at 7:20 PM
“Brain Damage” by Pink Floyd
And just because I can…
Kenny Chesney, “She thinks my tractor’s sexy”
Nethicus on May 16, 2007 at 7:21 PM
The next six ‘tough’ lib debates
CNN and NBC get two and ABC and CBS get one each. Fox News isn’t included. Here’s the list:
July 23, 2007: YouTube/Google and CNN in Charleston, SC
August 19, 2007: ABC in Des Moines, IA
September 26, 2007: NBC News/MSNBC in Hanover, NH
October 30, 2007: NBC News/MSNBC in Philadelphia, PA
November 15, 2007: CNN in Las Vegas, NV
December 10, 2007: CBS in Los Angeles, CA
Entelechy on May 16, 2007 at 7:28 PM
No.. I think she’ll sing “Wind beneath my wings” at all her joint appearances with Bill.
Seriously though – the youth vote didn’t come through in 04 for Kerry — it always gets hyped but never seems to materialize. One thing to answer an internet poll or text in their choice but going to register and then filling out an absentee ballot or driving to the poll… kids, gotta love em.
Bradky on May 16, 2007 at 7:49 PM
“Send in the Clowns”?
rmgraha on May 16, 2007 at 7:53 PM
Allah’s beer-blogging again.
Anwyn on May 16, 2007 at 7:58 PM
“My Humps” Black Eyed Peas
“Maneater” Hall & Oats
Mojave Mark on May 16, 2007 at 8:11 PM
“Everybody Wants To Rule The World” Tears for Fears
Mojave Mark on May 16, 2007 at 8:14 PM
Its pure name recognition. That and people who were told that Obama is the second coming are now seeing him make mistakes and rookie errors and are beginning to have doubts about his inevitibility.
Hilary benefits from Obama but if he collapses there will a new person that matches up better against her. Edwards is in the wings and someone like Richardson could make a move.
So lets hope Obama keeps his numbers up and colapses later. That leaves Hillary then as the nominee they are stuck with.
William Amos on May 16, 2007 at 8:40 PM
Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all,
If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat,
If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
If you don’t want to pay some more
Now my advice for those who die,
Declare the pennies on your eyes,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me.
The Beatles
cool breeze on May 16, 2007 at 8:49 PM
A rap song for a person filled with C Rap:
Hellbound by M&M
Yeah, on purpose: I don’t like or listen to trash.
Do they tour with FMJ?
ScottG on May 16, 2007 at 9:30 PM
Both Bloomburg and Bauer would suck votes from Hillary leaving Rudy to win Bubba style (way less than 50%) and the dems/MSM will say he has no mandate making it a stillborn presidency. In their twisted logic anyway…..
TwinkietheKid on May 16, 2007 at 9:35 PM
If she and that crack team of experts she has cannot come up with a song, here’s one that fits..
“Idiot Wind” by Bob Dylan
4shoes on May 16, 2007 at 10:13 PM
From my iPod:
Jill Scott, A Long Walk
Billy Idol, Eyes Without a Face
Bush Doctor, Peter Tosh
baldilocks on May 16, 2007 at 10:55 PM
“It’s The End Of The World As We Know It”
Joshua P. Allem on May 16, 2007 at 11:27 PM
There is only one song that fits the persona that Hillary has created for herself from every type of possible political position.
Of course, the clenis is her hunchbacked assistant.
csdeven on May 16, 2007 at 11:30 PM
csdeven, that would really suck for her to kill my song like that.
The Monster on May 17, 2007 at 12:16 AM
Elephant Talk by King Crimson
Land of Confusion by Genesis
Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull
Mallard T. Drake on May 17, 2007 at 1:11 AM
This is what the Demoncrat’s front-runner offers? Is this a joke? I’m actually embarrassed for libs. But then, it is the smoke and mirrors party. “ANYTHING BUT THE ISSUES!”
She should probably go with “Yellow Submarine”, though I am loathed to hear a Beatles tune supporting her. However, it seems to describe them pretty well, totally isolated from reality.
rahjr2k on May 17, 2007 at 1:18 AM
:-)
This place does that. Just a few weeks ago, “The Sound of Music” was ruined for me with a Hot Air vent.
*Sniff*
csdeven on May 17, 2007 at 10:56 AM