Comments on: Gitmo detainee alleges horrifying “mental torture”

By: RD

RD — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:03:35 +0000

I agree. The torture must stop. We should end it. Pump a bullet into the skulls of each of these f*ckers and ship their corpses back with a dead pig sharing their body bags. georgej on May 16, 2007 at 3:38 AM

Mmmm.... fragrant. Ship 'em back on the slow boat to enhance the odor?

I respectfully disagree, george. Why waste taxpayer’s money by injecting a bullet into these poor martyrs for Allah? I think they should have time for lunch. Save the money and allow them to swim with the sharks, thus becoming lunch for the sharks.

:-) Excellent point, sir. However I am also obligated to point out that, by controlling the precise moment when the pig flesh and the bullet both touch this particular jihadi, it is possible to deflect this individual from Paradise to the Muslim version of Hell. No Paradise, no martyrdom. Problem solved! Not that this is really what will happen anyhow, since - as pointed out on another thread - there's no way this guy's making it to the real Paradise, since he's obviously hijacked the Great Religion, and what he's doing goes against the peaceful ROP's teachings. Just to be sure I double-checked this w/a bona fide spokesperson for the ROP, and they confirmed it for me, honest! ;-)

By: Fatal

Fatal — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:43:57 +0000

So, basically he’s saying its just like staying at a Motel 6?

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:49:39 +0000

James on May 16, 2007 at 7:36 AM

Right. No shoes for the Shoebomber!

By: Buck Turgidson

Buck Turgidson — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:08:05 +0000

Why waste taxpayer’s money by injecting a bullet into these poor martyrs for Allah?

I’ll donate a box of .45 FMJ.

By: ej_pez

ej_pez — Wed, 16 May 2007 13:17:51 +0000

Isn’t the unscented soap and deodorant more cruel against the guards?

By: James

James — Wed, 16 May 2007 11:36:25 +0000

Also, why is Reid barefoot in the pic? What, no slippers…?

Think about it a sec.

By: William2006

William2006 — Wed, 16 May 2007 08:24:20 +0000

I agree.

The torture must stop.

We should end it. Pump a bullet into the skulls of each of these f*ckers and ship their corpses back with a dead pig sharing their body bags.

georgej on May 16, 2007 at 3:38 AM

I respectfully disagree, george.

Why waste taxpayer’s money by injecting a bullet into these poor martyrs for Allah?

I think they should have time for lunch. Save the money and allow them to swim with the sharks, thus becoming lunch for the sharks.

Oh, wait!

That would be cruel and unusual punishment, for the sharks, who would undoubtedly suffer intense indigestion, or even die from some horrific illness upon devouring these poor, abused Jihadis.

William

By: William2006

William2006 — Wed, 16 May 2007 08:20:12 +0000

That is just terrible!

I never realized that the inmates were undergoing such unspeakable horrors and unspeakable, agonizing torture!

Release them all, immediately!

No scented soap or scented shampoo?

A ball that does not bounce well?

Spots on the wall left by cleaners?

What horrific torture and abuse!!!!

How disgusting!

And they were neglected and were not even allowed to be stretched on the rack, beaten with bamboo canes or bull whipped, hung by their toes or their testicles, or enjoy the excruciating torture of electrocution?

They were not even permitted the decency of having their limbs severed, or their throats slit from ear to ear as they and their friends gladly and freely do to others?

They were not even allowed to be martyred, or to wear a bomb belt and blow themselves up?

Oh, the humanity!

William

By: georgej

georgej — Wed, 16 May 2007 07:38:40 +0000

I agree.

The torture must stop.

We should end it. Pump a bullet into the skulls of each of these f*ckers and ship their corpses back with a dead pig sharing their body bags.

By: Buck Turgidson

Buck Turgidson — Wed, 16 May 2007 06:07:24 +0000

If they’re lacking entertainment may I suggest Nirvana’s Bleach album 24/7/11

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:57:22 +0000

At first I thought we were making them listen to endless tracks of Susan Estrich reading Maureen Dowd articles aloud. That would be torture.

The American infidels served me spaghetti that was not cooked al dente! It was TORTURE!
Tantor on May 15, 2007 at 11:15 PM

As one of the people responsible for creating The Gitmo Cookbook, I had to laugh when I read that – because I eat Gitmo food all the time and it’s actually pretty good. :-)

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:44:20 +0000

You know, I hear the orange juice is from concentrate (not fresh-squeezed). Also, why is Reid barefoot in the pic? What, no slippers…?

I’m outraged!

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:42:53 +0000

Playing them the largest of the string instruments, as the violin is too small for these whiners. Seeing the picture/caption of those two rats/scum of this Earth made me sick.

By: Kini

Kini — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:41:19 +0000

Well Laudy Fricken Dah!

Don’t do the terror if you can’t do the time.

By: Tantor

Tantor — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:15:09 +0000

The only thing I hate worse than frigging Al Qaeda terrorists lying about being tortured is whiny yuppie Al Qaeda terrorists who don’t even know what torture is. This is the lamest complaint of terror I’ve ever heard: “The American infidels served me spaghetti that was not cooked al dente! It was TORTURE! The bottled water was not Evian! And the accordian muzak in the interrogation cell nearly drove me berserk!”

By: Limerick

Limerick — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:08:59 +0000

Damn……I can’t understand why my kids never turned me in to Child Protective Services. GITMO would have been Disneyland for em’. No wonder they hardly call me anymore.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Wed, 16 May 2007 02:20:10 +0000

Tony7373-

There are plenty of underprivileged sharks swimming off the Cuban coast who would appreciate the gesture of our guys catapulting suffering jihadis into their midst.

A win-win.

(Or is that fin-fin?)

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Wed, 16 May 2007 02:15:17 +0000

But then, to my horror, I realized that they were being denied scents in their soap. No scented Rove Soap On A Rope for Allah’s children! Be ashamed America. Be very ashamed.

shaken on May 15, 2007 at 9:17 PM

I saw the complaint about the unscented deodorant, but I think you may be reading it wrong (but maybe it’s me). I don’t think the complaint is that he wanted a scent, I think it’s that he didn’t want deodorant at all. And I’m not just saying that in the “middle easterners stink” stereotype, I honestly think that they probably oppose deodorant for one reason or another (which is why they stink).

By: Phil Byler

Phil Byler — Wed, 16 May 2007 02:12:48 +0000

We don’t use any kind of torture. What is torture is hearing about Gitmo prisoners complaining. They deserve torture, but it won’t happen.

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:57:57 +0000

What’s next, no ice cream?! Oh the horror!

Profitsbeard, I second that notion!

By: Buzzy

Buzzy — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:57:07 +0000

A ball that doesn’t bounce….. the horror, the horror.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:49:39 +0000

Just wait till they start enforcing the new Sheryl Crow rule at Gitmo,… oh wait, they don’t use it anyways.

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:47:43 +0000

So I take it that these guys are being treated worse than our 3 missing soldiers?

/sarcasm

I hope Bush has the balls to kill 10 of them at Gitmo if one of ours is killed.

By: Tru2my2

Tru2my2 — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:34:15 +0000

To quote our esteemed hostess:
“Boo-Freaking-Hoo!”

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:32:44 +0000

We should put them out of their misery, NOW!