Video: A Message from the Clenis: Things you may not know about Hillary

posted at 2:41 pm on May 14, 2007 by Ian

Bill Clinton stars in a 4 minute plus documentary about how great Hillary is and how she cares about the children. Did I mention the children? Okay, good, because Clenis makes sure you know she loves the children:

Squint eyes. Check.
Bite lower lip. Check.

Exit question: If Hillary is so great, why do you not live with her?

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Why is this man still lying to me? Ahhh, what you don’t see in the video is the gun pointing straight at the side of his head.

Zetterson on May 14, 2007 at 2:46 PM

“The Clenis”

heh,heh,heh

franksalterego on May 14, 2007 at 2:48 PM

Squint eyes. Check.
Bite lower lip. Check.

Gratutious payback because he freakin owes her. Check.

BacaDog on May 14, 2007 at 2:53 PM

Exit question: If Hillary is so great, why do you not live with her?

Ian, put a sticker on your helmet!

Kid from Brooklyn on May 14, 2007 at 2:53 PM

I was interested in public office, but she wasn’t…

I dare Clenis to find 1, just ONE, single person who believes it.

Editor on May 14, 2007 at 2:53 PM

Exit question: If Hillary is so great, why do you not live with her?

Well played, Ian. Well played.

CP on May 14, 2007 at 2:54 PM

Immediately after he says the line:

“After working at the House Judiciary Committee she came to Arkansas to teach in the law school, to be with me…”

I swear it looks like he’s fighting back laughter. It really does.

Zetterson on May 14, 2007 at 2:57 PM

He’s proud of the way Hillary’s campaign is going? You mean taking money from parties thrown by vile rappers and using her black voice when she’s in front of black crowds?

RightWinged on May 14, 2007 at 3:02 PM

RightWinged on May 14, 2007 at 3:02 PM

Well, he was our “first black president.”

Rick on May 14, 2007 at 3:08 PM

He’s proud of the way Hillary’s campaign is going? You mean taking money from parties thrown by vile rappers and using her black voice when she’s in front of black crowds?

RightWinged on May 14, 2007 at 3:02 PM

RightWinged, come on now… They’re in love.

Zetterson on May 14, 2007 at 3:08 PM

Paraphrasing:

Hillary drives forward. She gets things done.

As a lifelong resident of New York (upstate, NY), I’m trying to figure out what she’s done for my state, let alone my country.

looking4statesmen on May 14, 2007 at 3:09 PM

Bill Clinton stars in a 4 minute plus documentary about how great Hillary is and how she cares about the children.

That’s why he yearns for sidekicks, every so often.

Because. She. Is. Great. And. Loves. The. Children.

The more he resurfaces, the more the country will have a Niagara-like “NOT ANOTHER CLINTON”!!!

Entelechy on May 14, 2007 at 3:11 PM

If Hillary is so great, why do you not live with her?

Cankles?

natesnake on May 14, 2007 at 3:14 PM

If she’s elected (God forbid), Clenis will gladly live under the same (White House) roof with her again. I wonder if they will get the same rooms they had before (of if she gets first pick this time)?

Rick on May 14, 2007 at 3:17 PM

“I never made love to that woman, Ms. Clinton”.

fogw on May 14, 2007 at 3:21 PM

1. Congenital liars, both of them.

2. Why this video now? What has them afraid?

Labamigo on May 14, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Yeah, I’ll trust ole “I Did Not Have SEX with That Woman …” Billy boy Cigarman … when he gives up cheating on his wife!

Me thinks that visions of sugar coated interns are swimming in his eyes. How is that for showing motivation to commit a lie?

DannoJyd on May 14, 2007 at 3:26 PM

“Hillary is heavily respected all around the world.”

rhymes with….?

“Hillary is heavily DETESTED all around the world.”

shooter on May 14, 2007 at 3:36 PM

“As President, she’ll make you proud every day.”

And then he *winked*.

CliffHanger on May 14, 2007 at 3:42 PM

Cankles?

natesnake on May 14, 2007 at 3:14 PM

That’s probably one thing he likes about her, natesnake, (remember Monica Lewinsky?)

foxforce91 on May 14, 2007 at 3:42 PM

“Hillary is heavily respected all around the world.”

rhymes with….?

“Hillary is heavily DETESTED all around the world.”

shooter on May 14, 2007 at 3:36 PM

No, I think that’s correct. She is loved by the “World.” Same way as Jimmeh. They’ve gained the world and lost their souls. Hellbound, both of ‘em I’d wager.

ScottG on May 14, 2007 at 3:43 PM

Ian- Beautiful still shot of Clenis on the main page.

Valiant on May 14, 2007 at 3:49 PM

I just said the words, “Shut Up!” to my computer screen during Clinton’s first sentence and turned it off. I’m amazed at myself for this because I can somehow sit thru all of Rosie’s garbage without losing control. But here? Evidently not.

Joshua P. Allem on May 14, 2007 at 3:50 PM

“I never made love to that woman, Ms. Clinton”.

fogw on May 14, 2007 at 3:21 PM

Your realistic friend says “at least once” :)

Hillary is heavily respected all around the world

…but her husband isn’t – there is a difference between being “loved” and being “respected”.

Also, “all around the world” is a hyper-stretch. Grand, indeed.

Entelechy on May 14, 2007 at 3:53 PM

I made to 15 seconds and puked.

ChrisIansNana on May 14, 2007 at 3:53 PM

because Clenis makes sure you know she loves the children:

Lightly grilled with seasonal greens on the side.

Iblis on May 14, 2007 at 3:56 PM

I don’t see how any WOMAN can repect her. I can’t stand to listen or see either of them. They are a complete waste of human space.

ChrisIansNana on May 14, 2007 at 3:56 PM

Squint eyes. Check.
Bite lower lip. Check.

LMAO….

The Ugly American on May 14, 2007 at 4:05 PM

I don’t see how any WOMAN can respect her. I can’t stand to listen or see either of them. They are a complete waste of human space.

ChrisIansNana on May 14, 2007 at 3:56 PM

Not much I can add to that, other than my own contribution to the strike through game:

Hillary is heavily respected all around the world

ReubenJCogburn on May 14, 2007 at 4:06 PM

If this POS were standing looking East and pointing in that direction, and told me that the Sun would rise there I would not believe him…even after it came up !

DoctorDentons on May 14, 2007 at 4:12 PM

Your realistic friend says “at least once” :)

Entelechy on May 14, 2007 at 3:53 PM

I demand a DNA test!

fogw on May 14, 2007 at 4:22 PM

I don’t care that she loves kids. She pushed Buddy in front of a moving car and I will never forgive her for it. Clinton lied, Buddy died.

mojowire on May 14, 2007 at 4:34 PM

“Hillary is heavily respected all around the world.”

So was Idi Amin, and for roughly the same reasons.

mojo on May 14, 2007 at 4:36 PM

From a guy’s point of view – what the hell did he see in her? I mean, seriously. Mr. hots-all-the-time goes with Miss bed-of-ice? Has anyone ever solved this mystery?

Anyway, the message in this video is crystal clear: “Forget Hillary – it’s time to put ME back in the White House, because, hey, you know you want to!”

Halley on May 14, 2007 at 4:40 PM

Did Bill just say his wife is fat?

Of course as President Bill sent her all over the world, he needed time..to feel around.

Speakup on May 14, 2007 at 5:00 PM

From a guy’s point of view – what the hell did he see in her?

Ambition? I’m thinking Bill is the kind of guy who has a talent for getting ahead, and wanted to be president, but has a tendency to get sidetracked. And he’s smart enough to know that about himself. So he got himself a ruthless, ambitious wife to push him. Smart move actually.

Farmer_Joe on May 14, 2007 at 5:03 PM

From a guy’s point of view – what the hell did he see in her?

Hillary has enabled Bill, I’ll bet he was a philanderer before they met and she has, for 35 years encouraged him, she is his sociopath fantasy come true.

Speakup on May 14, 2007 at 5:08 PM

A shame he didnt respect her enough not to cheat on her.

Billy Jeff blathers on.

(And I’ll bet Hillary never wears a blue dress.)

profitsbeard on May 14, 2007 at 5:34 PM

but yet you want to sleep with other women

mfnorman on May 14, 2007 at 5:35 PM

Fred! gone from Law & Order. csdeven, get ready.

Entelechy on May 14, 2007 at 5:39 PM

Hillary loves kids. Vince Foster obviously wasn’t a kid.

stonemeister on May 14, 2007 at 5:40 PM

What kind of video does Mr. Clinton have to make to placate the leftie bloggers?

“Someone put it to me this way,” said Duffy. “‘She’s the wrong woman at the right time.’ If they could find a female version of Obama, they would be excited.”

Entelechy on May 14, 2007 at 5:53 PM

she cares about the children.

she loves the children

It all depends on what the meaning of “cares” and “loves” is.

Gregor on May 14, 2007 at 5:56 PM

I jus love it when an acknowledged liar vouches for his liar hubby so they can return to the White House with interns.

Captain America on May 14, 2007 at 7:13 PM

If I’m hubby Bill, I’d be careful with phraseology “I’ve seen people come and go.”

Captain America on May 14, 2007 at 7:16 PM

I posted this comment on the Youtube Link… Seeing as every comment posted is positive. I doubt it will make it through. But, I made an attempt…

Hi Hillary. I know you guys hired CBS news in 2004 and Dan Rather campaigned for Kerry and made up a fake document story. CBS also asked Mitt Romney some questions I doubt they would ask you. So, as a member of the vast right wing conspiracy, I am going to ask this set of questions.

Did you have sex before you were married? Also, do you have sex with Bill now? America is waiting to know.

Thanks,

Member of the VRWC.

James on May 14, 2007 at 7:33 PM

OH yeah world renowned allright! Especially in China where she held the world womens summit in 95-96. (Clenis bagman theory) Great friends to have. yeah right!

sonnyspats1 on May 14, 2007 at 7:52 PM

Sorry Ian, I will not watch the video. Eight year of that lecher was 7.99 years too many for me.

Zorro on May 14, 2007 at 8:12 PM

“Heavily” respected – not “highly” respected? Freudian Slip maybe?

Woody

woodcdi on May 14, 2007 at 8:54 PM

..

I was interested in public office, but she wasn’t…

I dare Clenis to find 1, just ONE, single person who believes it.
Editor on May 14, 2007 at 2:53 PM

I’ll take it one step further; I honestly believe that Billy Jeff Clinton would have been completely happy managing a trailer park in Little Rock for his entire ‘adult’ life had it not been for hillary pushing him.

LegendHasIt on May 14, 2007 at 8:56 PM

Sorry, Nested quotes don’t seem to work. Y’all get the point nonetheless

LegendHasIt on May 14, 2007 at 8:57 PM

In a related note, (I wish I had been recording it)… Dick Morris just completely ‘pwned’ Colmes’ hillary shilling on H&C a minute ago.

LegendHasIt on May 14, 2007 at 9:08 PM

Ick, I’ll watch it tomorrow. Just can’t do it now. Yes they’re both liars. “The Truth about Hillary” was a great read, scarey as hell, sorry I can’t remember at the moment who wrote it…

4shoes on May 14, 2007 at 9:58 PM

Well, she must be scared if she has to drag out an adulterer to give her credibility. These scum have no shame.

csdeven on May 14, 2007 at 11:04 PM

Actually, on something like that, you need a new rating:BB.Barf Bag

auspatriotman on May 14, 2007 at 11:42 PM

oh Good grief…I see ex president clinton is still trying to make amends for the dicking around he does on his wife.

We aren’t falling for it, clinton.

I also am disturbed at how clinton and jimmay can’t shut the hell up on Bush’s Presidency. I mean, you both had a shot and sucked the life out of America…time for you to just retire and go on the book/speech tours.

Highrise on May 14, 2007 at 11:56 PM

Hitlery Clinton, the number one enabler of the most successful sexual predator in the history of the world.

Mojave Mark on May 15, 2007 at 1:31 AM

Squint eyes. Check.
Bite lower lip. Check.
Place hand on thigh of female intern. Check.

georgej on May 15, 2007 at 2:01 AM

mojo on May 14, 2007 at 4:36 PM

Oooo…pointage for bringing Idi Amin up in the thread.

(Saw THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND recently?? hehe…me too.)

tickleddragon on May 15, 2007 at 2:03 AM

So was Whitewater helping poor people by scamming them of their property?

So she is respected all around the world by everyone, except you Bill, right?

Was the last minute of his talk about how Hillary would make a great Caesar Stalin? (A more just economy?)

Tim Burton on May 15, 2007 at 3:15 AM

Yes, Mike Wallace needs to ask Mrs. Clinton if her husband still has a sex addiction, after all, the American people deserve to know that our interns will be safe if Clintons return to the White House.

ctmom on May 15, 2007 at 7:42 AM

Isn’t he sitting next to the same lamp as her “conversation” video?

Lamp/french door relationship must have polled well.

redwolf on May 15, 2007 at 10:23 AM

bad dreams…nightmares…flashbacks

Thought that was PTSD. Maybe it is.

mjkazee on May 15, 2007 at 1:31 PM