Not just Fox News, of course, but all of News Corp., the goal being company-wide carbon neutrality by 2010. Rumor has it that, as part of the new green consciousness, the boss will be dispatched to Giants Stadium to cover Live Earth for FNC. Will she land the coveted exclusive interview with noted environmentalist Jon Bon Jovi? Tune in July 7th to find out!

No, no, just kidding about the Live Earth stuff. I hope.

If the word does come down, though, I suggest she ask to cover the concert in Rio. And bring the whole damned HA crew with her.

Exit question: Which fight’s going better right now, Iraq or the global-warming debunking?

Update: If the Fox haters weren’t all lefties, this would be the perfect countermeasure.

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