Video: The atheist’s nightmare
posted at 9:22 am on May 7, 2007 by Allahpundit
This isn’t another gratuitous religion-versus-atheism post, I promise. It’s actually prep for the big showdown on Wednesday at ABCNews.com, where the two men below will square off with two people from that stupid group that encourages people to tape themselves saying “I deny the Holy Spirit” in a debate on whether God exists. Many of you will have seen this clip before; those who haven’t will recognize the guy on the right as Kirk “Growing Pains” Cameron. The dude with the banana is Ray Comfort, a minister from New Zealand who says he’s going to prove, scientifically, on Wednesday that God exists. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that the “proof” might run along these very lines, which, needless to say, will do the cause of belief no favors.
I’m tempted to accuse ABC of sandbagging Christians by tapping these two to make the case for religion, but according to the CNS article it was Comfort and Cameron who approached them with the idea, not vice versa. But fear not: if it’s deck-stacking you want, check out whom the New York Public Library enlisted to tangle with Christopher Hitchens on the same subject tonight in NYC.
What I wouldn’t give to be there.
There are plenty of critiques of this at YouTube if you’re interested, most notably here and, in a rare YouTube appearance, since-banned atheist Nick Gisburne pondering the wonders of the pineapple.
For the record, my own personal nightmares have less to do with bananas than peanut butter.
I’ll have the ABC link for you Wednesday so you can watch it live. They’ll be airing parts of it that night on Nightline too, but I suspect it’ll be all over YouTube by then.










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I would rather sit through Al Gore’s testimony on global warming again than re-watch that banana video.
Does this mean that God designed banana trees because He wanted humans to live only in the tropics?
saint kansas on May 7, 2007 at 1:49 PM
Sigh…
I am so tired of this AP.
Predictably, you pick the single most inarticulate examples of Christians as representative and use them as a weapon to bash Christians with.
Allahpundit is to Christians what the MSM is to Conservatives, and frankly, I’m sick of it. If you want to research Christianity, please do it on your own time and stop wasting what little blog-reading time I have. If you are trying to generate site hits there are far more productive and honest ways to do it.
It’s Michelle’s blog, and if she doesn’t mind you wasting space with this pap I suppose that’s her prerogative, but it’s my prerogative not to read.
I’ll check back from time to time, but I’ve had enough and will be giving my bandwidth to other sites until the constant stream of anti-Christianity coming out of Hot Air ceases.
wearyman on May 7, 2007 at 1:52 PM
I wouldn’t call them “little jar thingys”, because you need the equivalent of lightning to generate amino acids. The problem? It’s gas-state, which means the area of dispersal of the amino acids is high. Additionally, the amino acids generated were not the ones commonly incorporated into base proteins.
Once you get the base proteins, you have to stick them inside of a lipid-similar layer, then surround them with other complex molecules to get the cell working. The odds for such a spontaneous arrangement in a natural setting are beyond astronomoical.
But once you get past the genesis of the system,
.
or so says see-dubya.
Nethicus on May 7, 2007 at 1:53 PM
Pinky Come Home!
We Want PINKY!
Although.
He wouldn’t sell me any barf bags. Said they were backordered :(
There used to be another commenter with the nic Puritan and then some numerals. Does anyone know what happened to him?
RushBaby on May 7, 2007 at 1:54 PM
What they couldn’t find any Jesuits?
I think that ABC is counting on free lunch from the guys who are proving God with various foodstuffs. TV people like free food. Even a giant box of stale fortune cookies from CNN. I’ve said too much.
Krydor on May 7, 2007 at 1:55 PM
BEHOLD THE COCONUT! CREATIONISTS NIGHTMARE!
PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!
ronsfi on May 7, 2007 at 1:56 PM
The Kiwi proves God does not exist. No deity would make a hairy fruit.
Nethicus on May 7, 2007 at 2:03 PM
Oh-oh. Don’t look now, but it’s beginning to look as though THEY have their “Free Tookey” movement, and WE have our “Re-instate Pinky” movement.
CyberCipher on May 7, 2007 at 2:05 PM
The debate actually took place Saturday and will be streamed by ABC on Wednesday. Pharyngula has an account of the Comfort/Cameron argument.
Bad Penny on May 7, 2007 at 2:09 PM
And, though I hate to say it, that’s why something like peanut butter was used as an example. The lipids are there. The proteins are there. The sugars are there. The DNA is there. But life doesn’t spontaneously happen there. Or in any other “biological soup” that we put together. Its never happened that we’re aware of -we just postulate it must have happened… once… somewhere… sometime…. Otherwise how could we be here?
And to add to the “wonder”… after that life just randomly happened it “miraculously” didn’t die shortly afterwords leaving no trace of ever existing. Or maybe it happened a thousand (million? trillion?) times before life finally hung on long enough for evolution to occur.
taznar on May 7, 2007 at 2:10 PM
What?! You think God doesn’t have a sense of humor?
Then get a load of this:
They are pretty much like all the others, except dumber.
CyberCipher on May 7, 2007 at 2:10 PM
Shamefully stolen from the scienceblogs link above
Krydor on May 7, 2007 at 2:16 PM
For a sense of humor, try 1 Samuel 3:1-10. Tell me God wasn’t having some fun.
Nethicus on May 7, 2007 at 2:16 PM
You are clearly fond of this passage in the Bible. If that is the case, run, do not walk, to the bookstore, purchase and read this book. The author share an account where God is having some more fun with “Samuel.” It is one of the most hilarious things that I have ever read.
CyberCipher on May 7, 2007 at 2:28 PM
taznar-of course we don’t get life from a store-bought jar of PB. It hasn’t been exposed to intense amounts of electricity. There have been enough experiments in which the basic building blocks of life have been created. No, we haven’t mastered creating life, but we sure have gone a long way toward disproving the existence of god. So far Atheists have hundreds of years of scientific experimentation. Christians have a single book, written for a despot, translated dozens of times. I’ll take the science over your storybook any day.
shackler on May 7, 2007 at 2:31 PM
To be accurate you need to replace “single-cell organism” with “self-replicating molecule,” and possibly “random occurence” with “predictable sequence of chemical reactions.”
Is this still true if we’re not talking about a single-celled organism? How would you even do this calculation?
RightOFLeft on May 7, 2007 at 2:34 PM
Peanut butter? Bananas? Funny. It’s about time some humor was injected into these debates.
As to myself, the simplest example I can think of that makes evolution sound silly, sorry, “unlikely”, please don’t burn me at the stake, o Darwinists, is the one of our littlest friends, bacteria.
It is often posited, not without reason, that the only reason we haven’t seen new life forms “evolve” is that we haven’t been watching for long enough. It is supposed, after all, to take many generations, not to mention that it’s supposed to take longer the more complicated the original life form is.
Consider the lowly bacterium. one of the simplest life forms on Earth, almost as simple as the tiny blobs of primordial goo that miraculously appeared and then, over time, allegedly turned into everything from hummingbirds to whales. Consider also that the generation span of those tiny critters is measured in hours or even minutes. Finally, consider that we’ve been able to study specimens as far back as thousands of years when we’ve been lucky and they were preserved for posterity just right.
Yet they stubbornly remain bacteria. To be sure, some of them have developed resistances to antibiotics, but nobody is denying the possibility of that unless they’re insane. It can be observed everywhere, after all. But they’re still bacteria and, I’m willing to bet you, will remain bacteria until the end of time.
Barring some outside, intelligent intervention, of course :-)
Misha I on May 7, 2007 at 2:35 PM
Wow. It musta been pretty bad….
or
Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
csdeven on May 7, 2007 at 2:39 PM
csdeven on May 7, 2007 at 2:39 PM
PRCalDude on May 7, 2007 at 2:42 PM
Yeah, I followed it and I saw nothing. BUT, that doesn’t mean he didn’t commit some other egregious sin.
IE…..
#ell, I don’t know. Maybe he said faggot or nappy headed ho’s?
csdeven on May 7, 2007 at 2:55 PM
There are a few corrections needed……
1) Gorillias are stupid animals. They would hold a banana upside down and eat it from the wrong direction.
2) Green bananas will give you the green apple squirts, BUT a nice over ripe banana is the key ingredient in the best banana cake and that is no accident of evolution.
Also, celebrities are about as qualified to speak to the rest of us about religion as they are to speak to us about politics.
As far as I am concerned, Cameron, Penn, and the rest of them should just shut up and act.
csdeven on May 7, 2007 at 3:03 PM
Good luck with that. Ya know God could help you with that shackle problem.
Buck Turgidson on May 7, 2007 at 3:10 PM
Pinky? THE Pinky? …..
Is there a HA rehabilitation or probation or something?
I dunno what happened but if you happen to run across him again tell him the Texas BBQ is still on.
Limerick on May 7, 2007 at 3:12 PM
Why in the world would HotAir ban PinkyBigglesWorth ? He was one of the best commenters on this site. Always well reasoned and very entertaining to read. Does anyone even know what thread he was commenting in when he got banned…. or what he said? I would like to read what happened.
Maxx on May 7, 2007 at 3:17 PM
If the offending text was in the Fifth of May thread, it is long gone.
Krydor on May 7, 2007 at 3:27 PM
I believe in God, but He’s got to find some better PR people.
morganfrost on May 7, 2007 at 3:30 PM
When I was in school, when we cut open cadavers and people saw lung cancer, some smokers quit smoking. After about the second year, when we began to get a tangible grasp of the sheer complexity of the physiology of the body and its intricacies, some atheists gave that up too.
Spirit of 1776 on May 7, 2007 at 3:35 PM
But they are still tomatos and always will be tomatos….
Even Creationists don’t deny genetic manipulation, after all a Creationist is the discoverer of genetics and genetic manipulation. Yes, Gregor Mendel was a Creationist.
This is why evidentialism fails on both sides. On Scientist sides it fail because it fits data into an assumption and on the Christian side it fails, because history might be wrong.
It requires rationalism first, and then when we find what is rationally eternal we can then build a worldview around that and seek truth in both history and science.
Tim Burton on May 7, 2007 at 3:42 PM
“To helllll
with
the
devilllll!!!”
PaisleyCow on May 7, 2007 at 3:47 PM
ringmaster was banned in the same thread. I don’t know if they’re related. Nowhere is there such a comment relating to Pinky. I’d like to know what happened.
Buck Turgidson on May 7, 2007 at 3:55 PM
I’m assuming that was meant as humor -the idea that a big jolt of electricity ala Frankenstein is the genesis of life just doesn’t pass scientific muster. Smaller amounts of energy -as in light, are much more consistant with life and the genesis of life.
And I’ll take both. I don’t know where people (seemingly only atheists) get this notion that the Bible and science must be mutually exclusive -they are not. In fact, much of cutting edge science done in the past and even today, is done by Christians. You might try some of the scientific and religious writings of a man named Francis Collins. He’s been the head of the Human Genome Project for quite some time… and a Christian.
taznar on May 7, 2007 at 4:13 PM
He emailed me with the last comment he posted, which was on the MayDay thread I posted earlier. Nothing offensive on there. I’m going to email Allah.
PRCalDude on May 7, 2007 at 4:16 PM
In my opinion, the banana video is meant to be silly. The peanut butter one is great. So simple, yet impacting.
SuperManGreenLantern on May 7, 2007 at 4:16 PM
Now, I don’t want to say spontaneogenesis is impossible, but highly unlikely. It is quite possible that we’ll find a geological reason that could catalyze such reactions at an air/liquid/solid phase. This by no means proves that God exists, but it does tend to support some intelligence behind the formation of life in general.
As for self-reproducing molecules, you still need a system to generate the molecule, as well as the fuel to produce these molecules, and there has to be a diversity of molecules in the system to produce something with life-like functionality. You’re still looking at probabilities that are crazy. They get crazier when you try to incorporate a cell, true, but you’re better off looking for a external cellular process such as a tidepool with a catalytic metal surface.
Nethicus on May 7, 2007 at 4:24 PM
I hear this argument made a lot. There is no validity to your argument.
Steven King’s, “The Stand” Takes place in a place called the United States of America and includes cities like Las Vegas and New York. Yet it is fiction.
The best fiction writers always spatter little bits of geography and history and other “facts” into their fictional works. It does not make the overall work a book of non fiction however.
There are a few references in the bible that are true, for example, there is a real cities called Jerusalem and Bethlaham located in the geographic area the bible is set in. This does not make the bible true.
And yes, I have read the bible cover to cover, most of it is quite entertaining and there are a few selected parts that offer good advice. But, there is nothing in there that comes even close to proving divine inspiration.
And recorded history does not back up events recorded in the bible very well.
The bible is a well written piece of fiction that clearly was not written by an omnipotent diety.
However, I do believe that you have the right to your delusion and I would never kill you for having it. All I ask is for the same consideration for my views.
JayHaw Phrenzie on May 7, 2007 at 4:28 PM
If anyone is truly interested (Allah Pundit included), go here and cross swords with this group. Be advised, however, the site is resident to several polymaths. They’ve heard the lower-rung, knee-jerk, poorly pondered arguements over and over again. And don’t presume the ideology or worldview of those you encounter.
nico on May 7, 2007 at 4:35 PM
boy, did I screw that link up, but it gets you there all the same.
nico on May 7, 2007 at 4:36 PM
Usually the mods don’t hesitate to participate in the threads. Allahpundit, {welcome back}, please confirm whether or not Pinky has been banned.
RushBaby on May 7, 2007 at 4:38 PM
Is it possible Michelle banned ringmaster and hit Pinky by mistake? That would be the blog equivalent of collateral damage. Where’s a truther when you need one? They know everything about everything.
Buck Turgidson on May 7, 2007 at 4:42 PM
I think that’s what happened.
PRCalDude on May 7, 2007 at 4:46 PM
JayHaw: I’ll take no stand today yea or nay, but I hope you at least spot the irony in the statement: But, there is nothing in there that comes even close to proving divine inspiration.
How can a written document, on it’s own, provide proof of anything? Does a history textbook which states that Augustus proved victorious at Actium make it so?
To the limited level that this site can ascend, it’s a rather pointless arguement akin to rumbling over someone’s favorite color.
People believe or they don’t believe. Reducing a deeply philosophical debate that has been raging for thousands of years by some of the world’s most brilliant thinkers to bananas and peanut butter or to playground epithets of delusion is simply ridiculous and a collosal waste of time.
nico on May 7, 2007 at 4:47 PM
I’ll tie these two topics together and assert PinkyBigglesWorth’s redemption, forgiveness of his sins, and resurrection, would be reminiscent of Lazarus rising from the dead. “Pinky, come out of the tomb”. (Crowd cheers.)
Buck Turgidson on May 7, 2007 at 5:30 PM
Pinky got a little wild and crazy sometimes but in a ‘ok I’m teed off’ kinda of way, I never saw him get wacko. Can the HA StarChamber please review Pinky’s case? A Pinky-a-day-keeps-the-trolls-away.
Limerick on May 7, 2007 at 5:49 PM
In AP’s defense, it’s not an arbitrary selection. The banana clip is there because those two are going to appear in a fairly well-publicized debate on ABC later this week.
The peanut butter bit is there because…erm…it’s kind of the same reasoning? Or because everybody likes peanut butter?
Blacklake on May 7, 2007 at 6:16 PM
Sigh…
I am so tired of this AP.
Predictably, you pick the single most inarticulate examples of Christians as representative and use them as a weapon to bash Christians with.
Allahpundit is to Christians what the MSM is to Conservatives, and frankly, I’m sick of it. If you want to research Christianity, please do it on your own time and stop wasting what little blog-reading time I have. If you are trying to generate site hits there are far more productive and honest ways to do it.
It’s Michelle’s blog, and if she doesn’t mind you wasting space with this pap I suppose that’s her prerogative, but it’s my prerogative not to read.
I’ll check back from time to time, but I’ve had enough and will be giving my bandwidth to other sites until the constant stream of anti-Christianity coming out of Hot Air ceases.
wearyman on May 7, 2007 at 1:52 PM
repvoter on May 7, 2007 at 6:23 PM
Precisely. These two morons are being deputized by ABC to argue the cause for all religion. That’s why the clip is here. Don’t be so perpetually aggrieved about it. Our readers are free, and in fact are encouraged, to argue back in the comments. If you don’t like the religion posts, skip ‘em.
Allahpundit on May 7, 2007 at 6:26 PM
They’re talking about one person. In the time I’ve been here I’ve seen two people banned. All they ask is you obey the rules.
SouthernDem on May 7, 2007 at 6:29 PM
I put forth the argument that the preceeding BANANA video is an exibit of empirical evidence of Gods creation. Compared to this man made atrocity that has been the bane of mankind for many years. I give you cofee creamers!
sonnyspats1 on May 7, 2007 at 6:38 PM
The problem is that over 92% of all felony prisoners eat bananas and an even greater % eat peanut butter.
Ban these evil food products…the spawn of satan.
right2bright on May 7, 2007 at 6:50 PM
Ray Comfort always argues from the moral perspective when evangelizing. He uses a person’s conscience and the 10 commandments as his starting point. I was delighted when I heard about the debate and I think that he and Kirk will do just fine.
Remember, God uses the “foolish things of the world” to confound the wise.
Mojave Mark on May 7, 2007 at 6:53 PM
The funniest part is that he is using a dessert banana that is seedless and cannot replicate itself. It is totaly dependent on humans to cultivate.
ronsfi on May 7, 2007 at 7:15 PM
Joining late. Any discussion or explanation of the Cambrian Explosion? All known phlya groups appearing on Earth between 40-60,000 years ago?
CrimsonFisted on May 7, 2007 at 7:34 PM
The most absurd aspect of creation/literal interpretations of the bible is that it means you believe God perfomed all these great miracles in the past like parting seas, saints flying, walking on water ect ect but all he does today is…not do anything like that and instead we have arguments that bacteria didn’t grow in a peanutbuter jar is proof of creation. I feel gipped by God’s sloth in this day and age. Bring on the miracles!
Resolute on May 7, 2007 at 7:40 PM
Two points to make, first of all you can’t prove that. All you can say is that it’s highly unlikely and portions were exaggerated. As far as we know it has been fairly reliable when dealing with history. It is a matter of faith. Many people who have the faith, like myself and other theologians I hope to join, have found it rewarding.
Second, people do the same thing with Shakespeare and other great works. The Bible is a great work of literature. Just read the Book of Job or Ecclesiastes and you’ll see what I mean. Not only is it beautifully written but it also weaves together better than you’d expect being in the works for hundreds of years. It tells us much about Jewish culture, and it has influenced people throughout hundreds of years. I don’t see how a great work doesn’t warrant study. Are you saying we should get rid of our English and Philosophy departments?
Are you Ray Comfort’s secularist twin? First off it’s not just that science has failed to create life ex nihilo, science can’t adequadely explain how it’s happened. This is why we cannot say that this theory is fact, and it will always remain a theory until we can observe it. That’s how science works.
I don’t understand how you can say you have gone a long way in disproving the existence of God. What has happened is that science has been able to offer a contradictory theory, with its own faults. The existence of God cannot be disproven as long as there are people who claim to be touched by his hand and exhibit no signs of insanity. As long as these people exist it can reasonably be assumed that there is a possibility. Also, as long as these people exist it is not reasonable to state as a fact that there is no God. That would be a universal negative. The source must be discredited, and so far that can’t be done. So either this, or that, faith is required.
Now I see your understanding of Biblical Scholarship is lacking. I do not know which despot you are refering to. To my understanding Matthew or James was not written with Caesar in mind. Are you refering to King James and his translation? Either way, the contents of the Bible have been written over a period of at least 500 years. No single despot had it written for them. As to your assumption that the same work has been translated dozens of times, that is false. As JayHaw noted people have dedicated their lives to finding nuance in the Bible. Any reasonable person, and most Christians are reasonable, would go to the source texts. Not all of them survive, however we always go back to the oldest we can recover. The Bible isn’t being translated from St. Jerome’s Latin Vulgate. It’s being translated from Hebrew and Greek manuscripts. It’s not being translated from greek, to french to english. Every translation is trying to go back to the most reliable source.
There is a science to Christianity. And I find it unfortunate that many people cannot see this. Because of people like Ray Comfort we are seen as a bunch of hicks believing in a “flying spaghetti monster.” Christianity has a great intellectual and scientific history. We do utilize this in Biblical scholarship. In case you didn’t know, which it seems you didn’t.
I’d prefer to take science as well, but science can only answer certain questions. Science can’t dictate morals or tell us why we are here. Science can’t provide us with a purpose. For that I go to my “storybook” as you have so kindly called the Bible.
Keljeck on May 7, 2007 at 7:43 PM
They didn’t believe when Jesus was doing the miracles.
Luke 16:31 “He said to him, ‘If they do not hear Moses and the Prophets, neither will they be convinced if someone should rise from the dead.’”
PRCalDude on May 7, 2007 at 7:44 PM
Yeah, AP. Why do you always have to make the Christians read these posts. How dare you offer something different among all the other conservative blogs and websites out there!!! Aren’t Christians persecuted enough!
Just kidding of course;). Keep up the great product. You guys keep me in the loop over here across the pond, as well as entertained. Prost!
Roark on May 7, 2007 at 7:45 PM
oh by the way. A BANANA? Too funny!
CrimsonFisted on May 7, 2007 at 7:46 PM
I find these posts enjoyable, it’s obvious from what’s written that the Christians are well informed and confident in their beliefs. Friendly discussion among conservatives is fine and when the dissenters get involved it just sharpens everyone’s debating skills.
Rose on May 7, 2007 at 8:05 PM
No one is claiming Shakespeare’s works are “literal truth” and if they did it would no less absurd.
ronsfi on May 7, 2007 at 8:22 PM
Neither did they claim to be the Word of God. Apples to oranges.
PRCalDude on May 7, 2007 at 8:26 PM
wearyman and repvoter, I feel your pain. I have struggled with the same feelings. However, if you stick around you’ll see that the atheists are in the minority so it does offset AP’s superior position as host. I, though not everyone, would prefer a more Christian friendly leader. But as a guest here I don’t get to choose the decor. I do however get to choose who to sit next to and there are awesome thinkers and commenters here. You ought to try listening to Praeger and Medved for a more thoughtful religious host. Love him or hate him, Allahpundit is the hardest working man in the blogesphere. The quick pace is what sets HA apart from most sites I’ve seen. He is like Linda Richmond throwing out a topic and urging us to “discuss”. You won’t be banned for having an alternate opinion. If I have a concern, it’s not what gets posted, but what doesn’t. The things Hot Air may lack can be found elsewhere on the internet. And usually there is a link to there from here. AP is a blogger, not a spiritual leader. That’s what we have pastors for.
Buck Turgidson on May 7, 2007 at 8:28 PM
I’m neither a Bible literalist, per se, nor an evangelical, nor maybe even a good Christian, but the condescending, grade school quips of the “opposition” bowl me over with their gravitas and emminent learning.
I especially enjoy the types who, knowing they have absolutely nothing to add to the debate but snide, redundant, poorly wrought one-liners and dusty, easily-deployed group think, gleefully persist in the team sport of picking on the “retards” with their self-satisfied, nauseatingly smug attitudes. “Gee, Billy, did ya see me whack ‘em? Well, did ya, huh? huh?”
Heaven forbid (pun intended), somebody might actually investigate thoroughly, reflect honestly, and learn something, well, anything before treating people like morons for their faith.
Oh, and yes, I know, life’s most intriguing questions were mined deeply before some of you knee-jerked yourselves into the safe, no-pressure, majority camp.
It shows.
nico on May 7, 2007 at 8:32 PM
“Hey pot!”
“Yes kettle?”
ronsfi on May 7, 2007 at 8:45 PM
Also, if you read JayHaw carefully he never mentioned anything about “literal truth” he said that they “dedicated their lives to finding nuance in a piece of fiction.” I don’t see where he said, “poor souls believe that it’s the word of God.” My point is that people dedicate their lives to finding nuance in Shakespeare, so are they to be pitied as well?
Keljeck on May 7, 2007 at 9:46 PM
I can now see that people like you are not worth my time. The only intention of your comment toward me was to be spiteful. The falsehoods of your statements are easily noticeable. Actually DO some research on the historical references, and you’ll see what I’m talking about. But, you won’t. You know why? Because you don’t actually care, and you HAVE NOT read the Bible cover to cover. Glanced through at the most, but not read.
j_ehman on May 7, 2007 at 9:47 PM
And yet you don’t have a segment on an ABC news program, while Kirk Cameron and some guy with a banana are all the rage.
It’s a fantastic description of why these debates, while fun, are pretty much pointless. Doesn’t mean I’ll stop participating in them, as they are neat intellectual pursuits.
Krydor on May 7, 2007 at 10:31 PM
As the Dutch sing:
“Waarom zijn de bananen krom?”
(Why are bananas bent?)
God’s sense of humor finally revealed?
profitsbeard on May 7, 2007 at 10:49 PM
That is not a good line of reasoning to tread on. If modern people find it hard to believe supernatural ancient tales when the characters involved were believers….well then adding in the fact that some at the time didn’t even believe does not help your case at all.
Resolute on May 7, 2007 at 11:02 PM
Hell, Cameron is basically wrong on the whole ‘Rapture’ stuff too. Its pop Christianity; shallow and ineffectual.
As for God, they say, Only a fool would not believe he exists.
The problem with this pseudo-science is that it tries to impose an agenda on scientific fact. Heck, the shape of a banana isn’t so much ‘scientific’ as it is physical, concrete fact. To know why a banana is shaped the way it is takes both an understanding of the history of the banana species and knowledge of what purpose bananas have served and will serve in the future.
In other words, stuff that is, um, more or less unknowable. We would do better to all turn off the T.V. and read a good book.
Guess I’m one of them borin’ guys…
PS- Resolute: This is based on the observation that miracles continue to happen. Solomon says, “There is nothing new under the sun.” In regards to the nature of things, this is quite true.
RiverCocytus on May 7, 2007 at 11:26 PM
I will give $1,000 dollars to the first person that can demonstrate the evolution of the ball-and-socket joint, using the Darwinian model. The fact that many species, both alive and extinct, share a similar homology – is NOT proof of evolution.
The ball-and-socket joint is critical to the locomotion and therefore survival of almost all land-dwelling vertebrates. It is incumbent upon the Darwinist to prove how such a basic mechanism could evolve over millions of years. Anything less than a smooth ball in a concave socket, from the get-go, would be useless. Those geometric shapes cannot evolve. The same mechanical design in your grandmother’s hip replacement is the same design in a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Nothing has changed and there is ZERO evidence of its development in the fossil record.
The Zoo Keeper on May 7, 2007 at 11:40 PM
Zoo Keeper,
One K american? That’s like one million Canadian. So very tempted. It’s like free money. I certainly hope you thought this through. Are there any caveats and do you subscribe to Pay Pal?
Krydor on May 8, 2007 at 12:02 AM
I have read the bible, cover to cover, multiple times.
I quoted what I did, because it shows that you tend to believe in things, even in the complete absenc of evidence.
You don’t know me, You have never met me, but based solely on the fact that I do not believe in your god, you feel I must not have read the bible.
And, you, like every other theist on this site, have not offered one piece of supporting evidence or fact to support your point, except your bible. Which of course is not evidence of anything.
You throw this out there, as if it were established fact. You have not offered even one shred of evidence or substantiation.
The reason that you can’t is that it is simply not true. The bible is a very poor historical document and is self contradicting in multiple places. In addition, it is clearly written by different people with different writing styles. And lastly, various Gospels were either approved into Canon or declared heresy on the basis of rulings from a human council hundreds of years after Jesus’s death.
If you are going to base your life on a book, do some research on that book. Do some critical thinking.
Whether you believe your brain was evolved or created, you should at least use it.
JayHaw Phrenzie on May 8, 2007 at 12:15 AM
Allah, Bryan, somebody… why don’t you give us an idea for why Pinky was banned ?
Maxx on May 8, 2007 at 12:19 AM
I’ve been trying all day, bro. No answer.
PRCalDude on May 8, 2007 at 12:43 AM
Last time you were in one of these discussions, you admitted that the only evidence you’d accept that God exists is that he ‘split the heavens and talk to you directly.’ You also admitted that you were fallible, couldn’t weigh all the evidence, yet at the same time were certain that the Christian God didn’t exist. In light of that, why do you bother? If you’re so certain, what’s the point? http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/24/study-religion-is-good-for-kids/
PRCalDude on May 8, 2007 at 1:13 AM
JayHaw is parroting what others have said. It is obvious that he hasn’t personally studied because one of the unique things about the Bible is that even though there are a number of different authors the theme of the Bible is the same. A consistency of thought persists throughout. The fall, man’s need for redemption, the history of the people who would bring about the redeemer, prophecy of the one who will bring redemption, the ministry of that person, and the history of the followers who spread word of that redeemer.
Rose on May 8, 2007 at 1:34 AM
I admitted that I was fallible, because to do otherwise is to deny being human. I admitted that I couldn’t weigh “all” of the evidence, as I will never know what “all” of the evidence is as there is some evidence that I will never be made aware of. “All” is an absolute term.
I answered the way I did, because semantically, I had no choice. The words used only had one meaning. None of these things proved your point or disqualifies my opinion, therefore, I continue to offer my opinion.
In addition to:
I am also prepared to admit I am wrong, If every devout Christian suddenly rises into the sky, leaving me and the rest of the damned to live out Revelations. Otherwise, I will stick with the only reasonable conclusion based on the existing evidence.
JayHaw Phrenzie on May 8, 2007 at 1:35 AM
You do realize that the available ‘evidence’ today will be laughed at by scientists in 100-200 years, right? Every new generation thinks itself surpassingly smarter than the one before.
PRCalDude on May 8, 2007 at 1:47 AM
Zoo Keeper-
Where to begin?
“Ball”= the primal shape, gravitationally.
See: Sun; planets; moon; Newton’s apple, drop of water.
Original socket: the opposite area enclosing any “ball”.
See: Space, influenced by the gravity exerted from any material object.
“Balls”, by their nature “create” (form/ impel) the “socket” (surrounding “space”).
Original animal “socket” that contained a moving proto-”ball”:
-the eubacterial and archbacterial “flagellants”, which have a microscopic “rotor”/ “propellor” embedded in their rear-ends that spins in a “socket” and moves them through fluid. Similar in effect to the “waving tail” of other motile micro-organisms.
From these microscropic adaptations of living matter to a liquid environment over millions of years, various forms of propulsion arose.
The whip-like (spermatozoan, etc.) “tail” being a quite common method of getting around.
But these micro-”ball” & “socket” / “rotor” critters managed in a wholly other way to get the same job done.
SEE (for diagrams and backround):
http://www.health.adelaide.edu.au/Pharm/Musgrave/essays/flagella.htm
You can send the $1000 to my Paypal account if you like.
(I have a spam-blocking online email address which you can contact me through, first: bigsleep@boardermail.com)
A dinosaur’s hip joint is just a much much much later variation on this original, miniscule theme.
Nature tends toward globes, and space is always happy to surround them.
The Universe is essentially nothing but a gigantic socket containing and infinity of balls.
Any expression of it in animals is perfectly natural, and the “path of least resistence”, in effect.
profitsbeard on May 8, 2007 at 1:54 AM
Considering how many specimens it would take to produce even one positive mutation we should be wading knee deep in fossils that look like they came from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
Rose on May 8, 2007 at 2:05 AM
Rose-
99.99 % of animals and plants do not fossilize because of being eaten, destroyed by the gross elements (fire, earthquake, tornado, flood, etc.), buried and consumed by bacteria, eroded by chemical reactions, etc.
It’s a miracle what incredible fossils we’ve found in the less than 200 hundred years of the science of paleontonolgy even existing.
Whatever is “creating”, it is awe-inpiring.
And wasteful.
And lovely.
And cruel.
And All.
profitsbeard on May 8, 2007 at 2:12 AM
Since I’m new to posting, I’ve tried to stay more or less out of this particular discussion so as not to risk causing offense to anyone. However, this statement needs to be addressed because it’s not a fair one to make regarding the Scriptures.
Unfortunately, to point this out thoroughly would eat up a great deal of space. So, instead, I’ll direct you to the following apologetics site which does cover this subject under apologetics and theology: http://www.str.org/site/PageServer
You can find out detailed explanations on the textual ‘science’ behind the Bible in their Amabassador curricula as well. That curricula actually examines in depth the statistics and historical evidence that gives the Bible validity—not just in religious circles but in secular ones as well.
Frankly, if you’re going to reject the Bible in such a fashion, I think you should be willing to do some critical research on it. And, yes, I would agree that there are too many Christians and so-called Christians who have placed a great deal of belief in a book they haven’t critically studied but certainly should.
TXRedhead on May 8, 2007 at 9:43 AM
So the StarChamber refuses to answer, why does that not surprise me ? Clearly we lowly commenter’s are not worthy of an answer. You know, I fully understand and acknowledge that HotAir can ban anybody at anytime with or without a reason, its their gig and they can do that. But it would be nice if some basic rules of fairness were in play and bans were not arbitrary.
Sorry Pinky, I truly am. I really enjoyed your comments and thought you were one of the best. You always provided well reasoned, thoughtful and entertaining comment and I never saw anything from you that approached a reason to be banned. Sometimes I think thoughtful comment is not really welcome at HotAir. If its any comfort to you Pinky, I’m probably next.
Maxx on May 8, 2007 at 9:52 AM
Profitsbeard. Your reponse made absolutely no sence. The fact that planets
or water droplets may be spherical in shape has nothing to do with the question at hand. Bringing up the complexity of “bacterial flagellants” only furthers my point, not yours.
The fact remains: There is ZERO fossil evidence charting the evolutionary development of the ball-and-socket joint. ZERO.
Krydor, I’m waiting for you to claim your “free money”.
The Zoo Keeper on May 8, 2007 at 10:22 AM
One of the biggest Christian Arrogances is the assumption that someone that rejects their mythology must not have read the bible and obviously does not uderstand Chrstianity.
I have read the bible thoroughly, I have researched Christianity, and I reject this mythology.
I reject it, because I understand it. Not because I don’t.
JayHaw Phrenzie on May 8, 2007 at 10:40 AM
Zoo-
That’s “sense”.
I didn’t say that complexity was not at the root of all things.
I just answered your question.
(See my reply to Rose, above, about the reason for the fragmentary nature of the fossil record, which explains why there are so few examples of anything left… in a way, that anything “fossilizes” is miraculously rare, considering the eradicating nature of the oxygen-based world we inhabit. [Oxygen is a corrosive.])
You have your mind made up, so don’t let the formative constitution of matter disturb it.
No “ball” formational gravity, and no “space”, no “ball and socket”.
Life, mirroring the inaminate elements, just adapted to the natural confluence of energy/matter.
Spheres in the void.
profitsbeard on May 8, 2007 at 10:44 AM
How convenient. We have an abundance of dinosaur fossils and mammals like the mammoth but somehow everything else was eaten.
Rose on May 8, 2007 at 11:06 AM
[Insert Paris Hilton joke here.]
Blacklake on May 8, 2007 at 11:14 AM
From what I recall, these debates usually begin with posts critical of Christianity. Being a conservative site, Christians predictably answer with comments defending their faith. I don’t recall much in the way of “heathens burn in hell” type responses. Yet the atheist side of the debate seems so offended. By what? The fact that we believe in God? Why does that make non-believers feel so “uncomfortable” or unwelcome? I have seen many more pointed comments, i.e. “delusional, fairy tale, science vs. one book, from the “A” team than the “C” team. We’re not really bothered by the fact that you don’t believe in God. Some of you seem to be offended by the fact that we do. For the record, I like JayHaw, Krydor, and others who may assume we automatically dislike anyone who doesn’t believe in God. That’s just not the case. Sure, we get riled-up sometimes in the debate, but it’s not personal. Now, let’s hold hands for a verse of kum-by-ya. Whoops, sorry.
Buck Turgidson on May 8, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Profitsbeard-
“The formative constitution of matter” does not “disturb” me.
Saying that the space, i.e. air, that surrounds a naturally occurring sphere, constitutes a “socket” is absurd. Vertebrate ball-and-socket joints are
composed of matter, not air. It is incumbent upon the neo-Darwinist to show the evolutionary development of both the ball and the socket.
Yes, fossilization occurs only under certain circumstances. However, there are thousands of fossilized examples of fully-formed, perfectly functioning, ball-and-socket joints. There is NOT, however, one single example of it’s supposed developmental stage in the record.
The Zoo Keeper on May 8, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Let me add the Reagan phrase that someone who agrees with me 80% is my friend, not my enemy. I’m more comfortable with a conservative atheist than a religious liberal. I don’t mind challenges to my belief as long as they’re civil.
Buck Turgidson on May 8, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Zoo Keeper,
I asked what the caveats are, and if you use paypal.
You got this specific argument from some creationist website, I’m sure. Based on your response of Profitsbeard’s spot on and not overly complex answer, I know that I would never collect. He’ll never collect.
The fossil record shows the progression from invertibrates to vertibrates to simple limbs to actual appendages. If I knew you were serious about paying up, I’d give you the actual names of the animals and the progression from that to us.
It’s a fools errand on my part, as you will not pay and every bit of evidence will be denied by “nuh-uh, godidit”.
Krydor on May 8, 2007 at 12:13 PM
The Darwinist’s answers are always based on theory and assumption.
Rose on May 8, 2007 at 12:21 PM
That doesn’t seem to agree with what Dawkins said. He argued that the ‘scaffolding’ used to create the intermediate forms had likely been erased. I’m interested in the animals you know of.
PRCalDude on May 8, 2007 at 12:31 PM
Krydor,
No, I did not get this from a Creationist website, but rather from my own reasoning. As a professional wildlife artist, I’m quite well versed in animal anatomy.
Pretend I am serious (and I am) and humor me with the specific names of the fossils that show the step-by-step development of the ball-and-socket joint. (Don’t give me examples of fossils that share similar homology, but the actual development of the joint.)
You’re right, you’ll never collect, because there is no such fossil evidence. You can’t even theoretically map out such a process on paper, because anything other than a smooth convex ball in a smooth concave socket, from the get go – WILL NOT WORK. The Darwinian notion that such a mechanism evolved slowly over millions of years defies logic.
The Zoo Keeper on May 8, 2007 at 12:45 PM
The Christians didn’t start writing until roughly thirty years after Christ’s resurrection. Once the writings were made they started to be passed around Christian circles, and they were given an almost religious significance. Works such as Luke, Matthew, and John, can be placed in the first century and perhaps be granted their traditional authorship. Books such as The Infancy Gospel of Thomas, or The Gospel of Mary Magnaline were written over a hundred years after the fact. By the time a canon of the New Testament was solidified they were able to say which works were most likely reliable, and sadly some of them disappeared until now. In fact, early canon’s were very much alike save a few differences.
Also, I have done critical thinking concerining Christianity and the Bible. My conclusion is that Christianity cannot be understood. I have also concluded that when looking at the evidence you find a level playing field between Theism and Atheism. The difference is where each side places their faith. The Bible has done well as an historical record, and I’m suprised you would argue to the contrary. Many campaigns written have been validated by history, we have discovered characters what we thought were fictionalized, and in fact whole civilizations. The Bible has been a tremendous resource culturally and historically.
This is one thing that confuses me though:
I don’t see how this can be counted against the Bible. Are you seriously under the impression Christians believe the Bible was transcribed from God? Maybe my knowledge of various Christian groups is lacking, but I do not know of anyone who claims that. What people do say is that it has been “written by God” but that phrase cannot be taken at face value. What Christians believe is that the Bible is God’s revelation to us. It is where the fullness of his revelation is revealed. Now, that does not mean it is his literal word. It does not mean St. Paul was writing down what a voice in his head told him. It was written by his influence, and he revealed it. Clearly people wrote through their own hands, and wrote in their own ways. To use various writing styles as a counter-argument proves a lack of understanding, in my view. If anything, seeing various writing styles proves various authors. The fact that these authors have created a coherent story over hundreds of years, in many cases never communicating, is a reason to believe in the Bible not discount it.
I am amazed by your intellectual strength. Clearly you are a man of great knowledge, an Einstein or Newton for our time. In fact, you must be even more intelligent than themselves. To claim to comprehend Christianity proves your arrogance. Seeing as Christians should not claim to comprehend it as well. If Christianity could be comprehended faith would not be necessary.
It is precisely because you don’t understand Christianity that you do not accept it. It is in spite of the fact that I don’t understand Christianity that I do. I cannot explain the Resurrection, I cannot explain the Trinity, I cannot explain how a God can walk the earth, I cannot explain how God could die, I cannot explain how the universe is created. Despite that I have faith in it. If you can explain these things, feel free. In fact I welcome it because they are questions that burn inside me.
And the Christian’s answers are based on faith, does that make us any less absurd?
Keljeck on May 8, 2007 at 12:56 PM
The point is that Darwinists say they have science and facts on their side but when asked for facts we are given assumptions and theories.
Rose on May 8, 2007 at 1:11 PM
Zoo Keeper,
Well, if I get to use natural selection (Darwin), then how does this sound? It’s the quickest route.
Panderichthys
Obruchevichthys
Hynerpeton
Triadobatrachus
Fish
Fish with limbs
Fish with limbs that are proto amphibians
First true amphibian with hips!
Huzzah for transitional fossils and natural selection. You’ve said a number of times that anything other than a hip from the getgo is a no go. You are basing this on something other than your observations? There is some paper I can peruse?
The incompleteness of the fossil record is not implied proof of God.
I’ll take small, unmarked bills. Meet me behind the 7-11 on main street after dark.
Krydor on May 8, 2007 at 1:13 PM
You put a lot of faith in fragments. Are there any complete fossils?
Rose on May 8, 2007 at 1:22 PM
Heheh. We make the same argument about OT archaeology: ‘Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.’
PRCalDude on May 8, 2007 at 1:28 PM
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