Comments on: Muslim-Christian soccer match cancelled on account of she-cooties

By: Tantor

Tantor — Tue, 08 May 2007 04:55:59 +0000

Maybe the Allah boys didn’t want to be beaten by girls.

By: Metro

Metro — Tue, 08 May 2007 03:16:21 +0000

No wonder they’re so pissed off. All these restrictions on womenfolk are bound to drive a man insane!!

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Tue, 08 May 2007 03:00:25 +0000

So.. tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1399… dat dah dat dah dat dat!

I get the feeling that everyone is just going to stop taking any Muslim seriously (unless they’re armed).

By: RD

RD — Tue, 08 May 2007 02:04:15 +0000

“Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden,” imam Senaid Kobilica told NRK public television in explanation…

Gee, it’s encouraging to know that Norway is still in the “excuse-making” phase of the jihad conquest… I suppose it’d be worse if we were already well past that stage, into the bullying-kaffirs-around stage, where no such pretenses or ruses would even be offered – just Sharia law or else, take-it-or-leave it…

By: csdeven

csdeven — Mon, 07 May 2007 20:49:39 +0000

But rape and honor killings are just peachy!

infidel4life on May 7, 2007 at 1:30 PM

And splattering innocent peoples bodies all over market places is A-okay too. These crazy s$$holes need to be dispatched to the nether regions ASAP!

By: Tanya

Tanya — Mon, 07 May 2007 20:45:38 +0000

This guy’s obviously never played soccer with women before. Those “special feelings” are the tendons tearing loose from your kneecap, via a well-placed cleat.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 07 May 2007 18:43:54 +0000

What is the elitist one-worlders’ take on this?

By: The Monster

The Monster — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:58:54 +0000

This is a great example of the difference between the cultures. In Western Civilization, we recognize that men are pigs, but expect them to restrain themselves. I can look at a woman, or even have physical contact with her, and it doesn’t have to ‘lead to’ anything actually happening. Contrast this with the ‘uncovered meat’ theory, which assumes that men are incapable of self-restraint.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:30:11 +0000

The imams said physical contact with women would be inappropriate

But rape and honor killings are just peachy!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:26:32 +0000

Some say that the thing that makes humans different from animals is the ability to control our sexual urges. I say theory proven.

- The Cat

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:13:59 +0000

Zetterson, perhaps these priests didn’t know and need to read “The Caged Virgin” by Ayaan Hirsi Ali. But I think your other theory is correct, it was entrapment. Nice work, Fathers!

By: Zetterson

Zetterson — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:06:56 +0000

The priests here are either ignorant or they did this on pupose in order to prove a legitimate point. Seriously, how could they not know that the Muslims would refuse to play soccer with women on the opposing team? How in the world could they not be aware of the lack of human rights women posess under Islamic Law? I hope they did this on purpose in order to shine light on the abysmal quality of life women are subjected to under the burka of Islam.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:52:26 +0000

“Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden,” imam Senaid Kobilica told NRK public television in explanation…

What, they’d want to chop off your head, is that the special feelings they’re talking about?

By: Veritas

Veritas — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:45:09 +0000

Norwegians are Christian like I’m a 22 year-old Victoria’s Secret model. That said, who in the world is so obtuse as to think Muslims would play against a female competitor, when our entire gender to them is fit only for narrow eye slits?

By: doriangrey

doriangrey — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:13:17 +0000

That soccer match seriously needed Brandy Chastain running around in her bra swinging her jersey and hooping it up……..

Rock on………….

By: Enrique

Enrique — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:36:36 +0000

The pressure on the Christian side to relent by benching its female player must have been intense. Good for them for holding out.

I’m surprised that no one tried to organize a demonstration against the occupation of the soccer field by an uncovered infidel woman.

Muslims fraternizing with a woman whose private parts are most likely intact and unbutchered? Edward Said must be spinning in his grave.

By: seejanemom

seejanemom — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:18:06 +0000

Talk about oxyMORONS.

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:16:05 +0000

HAAA! Dubya just said to the Queen “…you were here in 17 … uh 1976″ HAHAHAAAAAaaaaa!

At least he didn’t say “You were at Jamestown in 1607…”

By: csdeven

csdeven — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:13:37 +0000

“Special feelings”? Anyone who has to blame outside influences for their lack of self control is a fool.

Apropos example….

Imam: You make me have special feelings!

Female soccer player: Give me one hundred dollars!

Imam: NO!

Female soccer player: Why not?

Imam: Because I don’t want to!

Female soccer player: That’s funny. Why is it I have this power to make you have “special feelings” yet I cannot make you give me $100?

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:09:54 +0000

Relax everyone. This is all perfectly natural. The imams are just choosing to act according to the better angels of their nature. They are not evil, or anything.

/sarcasm off

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:08:49 +0000

Off Topic: The U.S. Army Band, dressed in 1776 uniforms, is right now marching past the Queen. I wonder what she thinks about this? As old as she is, maybe she’s thinking: “I remember when these guys kicked our ass.”

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:06:03 +0000

Uncovered holy meat.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Mon, 07 May 2007 14:55:28 +0000

This sounds a lot like a blog I used to read. Feeling a little funny in the pants? Can’t remember which blog that was…

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Mon, 07 May 2007 14:53:05 +0000

Inter-religious understanding? …
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

This is proof that muslims can not control their sexual urges and must rape any woman who touches them or shows too much skin, like a dog humpin’ your leg.

Was this woman gonna wear a burqa out there on the field? I doubt it. Wake up Euros! The muslims want YOU to bend (over) for THEM!

Build bridges? Try building a DRAW bridge … and a moat … and a very thick wall … with battlements.

By: honora

honora — Mon, 07 May 2007 14:47:43 +0000

Sports and religion. What could go wrong?