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“Keep Your Legislation Off My Illumination”

posted at 2:40 pm on May 7, 2007 by Bryan
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Treacher comes out as pro-choice. Welcome to the light, my friend.

Mark Steyn:

Lionel Shriver is an American lady novelist in London and a Guardian columnist of conventionally leftie views. But she has a corker of a piece in the print edition of The Wall Street Journal (subscribers click here) about the creepy ecototalitarianism of the British state, all in the interests of “saving the planet”. Among the examples she cites: $200 fines for poorly separated recycling and “microchips implanted in wheelie bins [trash cans] to weigh residential refuse – dragging Britain’s surveillance culture to a new low”….

If George Bush put a microchip in your garbage under the Patriot Act, there’d be mass demonstrations across the land. But do it in the guise of saving the planet and everyone’s fine with it.

Meanwhile, no one’s listening to the scientists like Reid Bryson who actually know about climate. They’re full of too many inconvenient truths:

“Climate’s always been changing and it’s been changing rapidly at various times, and so something was making it change in the past,” he told us in an interview this past winter. “Before there were enough people to make any difference at all, two million years ago, nobody was changing the climate, yet the climate was changing, okay?”

“All this argument is the temperature going up or not, it’s absurd,” Bryson continues. “Of course it’s going up. It has gone up since the early 1800s, before the Industrial Revolution, because we’re coming out of the Little Ice Age, not because we’re putting more carbon dioxide into the air.”

Little Ice Age? That’s what chased the Vikings out of Greenland after they’d farmed there for a few hundred years during the Mediaeval Warm Period, an earlier run of a few centuries when the planet was very likely warmer than it is now, without any help from industrial activity in making it that way. What’s called “proxy evidence”—assorted clues extrapolated from marine sediment cores, pollen specimens, and tree-ring data—helps reconstruct the climate in those times before instrumental temperature records existed.

We ask about that evidence, but Bryson says it’s second-tier stuff. “Don’t talk about proxies,” he says. “We have written evidence, eyeball evidence. When Eric the Red went to Greenland, how did he get there? It’s all written down.”

Bryson describes the navigational instructions provided for Norse mariners making their way from Europe to their settlements in Greenland. The place was named for a reason: The Norse farmed there from the 10th century to the 13th, a somewhat longer period than the United States has existed. But around 1200 the mariners’ instructions changed in a big way. Ice became a major navigational reference. Today, old Viking farmsteads are covered by glaciers.

Bryson mentions the retreat of Alpine glaciers, common grist for current headlines. “What do they find when the ice sheets retreat, in the Alps?”

We recall the two-year-old report saying a mature forest and agricultural water-management structures had been discovered emerging from the ice, seeing sunlight for the first time in thousands of years. Bryson interrupts excitedly.

“A silver mine! The guys had stacked up their tools because they were going to be back the next spring to mine more silver, only the snow never went,” he says. “There used to be less ice than now. It’s just getting back to normal.”

But hey, let’s assert that we can control climate change anyway because it makes us feel less powerless and more godlike. Sort of like the way many on the left blame all the world’s ills on Bush or America: If that’s true, then they can just get enough people to vote with them and the problem is solved.

Bin Laden doesn’t respect democratic consensus and neither does the Sun that warms the earth at its whims, but those are just annoying details, really.

And by the way, ecoextremists do want to get into your bedroom to do more than just change the bulbs.


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The environmental religious movement is, by far, the scariest thing that has ever come about. People don’t even want to engage in reasonable discussion. It’s all about “helping the children” and “doing something” – and they’ll agree to anything to make themselves feel better.

lorien1973 on May 7, 2007 at 2:44 PM

I like this slogan better: Get your laws off my bulbs.

Can you recommend any actresses to push this campaign?

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on May 7, 2007 at 2:49 PM

Global Warming is all part of the Baby Boom generation’s innate narcissism.

They assume that the climate they knew growing up was some sort of ideal, and that any change is bad and somehow caused by them because the Earth does not revolve around a turbulent and capricious sun, but that the universe revolves around them.

MoxArgon on May 7, 2007 at 2:50 PM

It’s all about “helping the children” and “doing something”

While at the same time you’re actually doing nothing and further pitting yet another generation against the ones who came before; i.e., your parents and their generation (American capitalists) were selfish and greedy and destroyed your planet in the process; now it’s up to you to fix their mess (i.e., dismantle capitalism, progress, Western values, freedom of choice, etc.).

saint kansas on May 7, 2007 at 2:54 PM

On Drudge, reports of environmental s are calling man a virus, having babies or rather large families a environmental misdemeanour, and the list goes on and on.

I see an episode of Star Trek “The Mark of Gideon” heading our way.

I’m all for Star Trek, but are we moving towards eliminating the populace as a means to control the myth of Global Warming?

And to think my guidance counselor in college told me that employers don’t like trekkies. I owe my career to Star Trek.

Kini on May 7, 2007 at 2:55 PM

I say we should change over to all CFLs! Ever since they changed thermometers there just isn’t enough Mercury getting into our landfills anymore.

KCSteve on May 7, 2007 at 2:57 PM

Note the hectoring get-with-the-program, you’re-an-idiot-if-you-flicker, there-is-no-more-debate tone of some of the Fluorescers.

~ Kaus

Heh.

Blacksheep on May 7, 2007 at 3:00 PM

They assume that the climate they knew growing up was some sort of ideal, and that any change is bad

A great point, and another curious symptom of environmentalism. Nevermind billions of years of changes: Gaia was apparently “perfect” — absolutely in balance — up until the moment a human foot touched the ground, screwing it all up. And, from a personal perspective, at least you can do your part to “erase” the damage, at least as much as is convenient for you.

I’m no psychiatrist by any stretch, but “scary” nails it in my opinion.

saint kansas on May 7, 2007 at 3:05 PM

On Drudge, reports of environmental s are calling man a virus

This reminds me of Agent Smith in The Matrix

we definitely need a messiah figure like Neo to save us from the machines(eco-nazi’s)

jp on May 7, 2007 at 3:12 PM

Wow, who’s going to stake a claim on that silver mine?

These ecoweenies are so small minded. I think it is the height of conceit to think we actually have anything control over the weather.

Kini- I was told I was ridiculous when I asked a cousin who was going to take the eternal dirt nap for the environment. So having less children makes up for it, I suppose.

JohnnyD on May 7, 2007 at 3:13 PM

A great point, and another curious symptom of environmentalism. Nevermind billions of years of changes: Gaia was apparently “perfect” — absolutely in balance — up until the moment a human foot touched the ground, screwing it all up. …

saint kansas on May 7, 2007 at 3:05 PM

So not only do they need a Messiah, they also have The Fall.

see-dubya on May 7, 2007 at 3:16 PM

Here is the full Agent Smith quote, definitely sounds like an enviro-nazi to me:

Agent Smith has Morpheus captured and tortured.
Agent Smith: I’d like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

jp on May 7, 2007 at 3:17 PM

So, the best way to save the planet for our children, would be not to have children?

amerpundit on May 7, 2007 at 3:24 PM

For some reason, I think that should the Fairness Doctrine be implemented, there will be an exemption for climate change.

rw on May 7, 2007 at 3:25 PM

Using this logic, why are they so concerned about the crisis in Darfur? The African continent has the highest birthrate, so some thinning out should prove quite beneficial to the environment, right? The illogical conclusions made by the eco-left are a testament to the death of common sense.

common sensineer on May 7, 2007 at 3:32 PM

Are these the same people mandating “universal” health care, too?

Editor on May 7, 2007 at 3:35 PM

I find it ironic that the largest gaggle of dim bulbs anywhere on planet Earth, our current Congress, want to legislate my light.

SilverStar830 on May 7, 2007 at 4:15 PM

…are we moving towards eliminating the populace as a means to control the myth of Global Warming?

Kini on May 7, 2007 at 2:55 PM

The Colombine killers blamed the student body…
Tim McVeigh blamed the government…
bin Laden blamed the U.S…

Environmentalists/eco-terrorists blame EVERYONE (who is not living in a pre-industrial stone-age world).

I’m beginning to suspect that if we don’t find a way to rid the planet of our existence voluntarily, there are those among us who will make that choice for us, once the logistics of killing a few billion people are worked out.

shuzilla on May 7, 2007 at 4:15 PM

I’m beginning to suspect that if we don’t find a way to rid the planet of our existence voluntarily, there are those among us who will make that choice for us, once the logistics of killing a few billion people are worked out.

shuzilla on May 7, 2007 at 4:15 PM

Yup, it’s time to thin the herd.

Kini on May 7, 2007 at 4:29 PM

Don’t mention “inconvienent truths” to the ecologically correct – it is futile – they have their minds made up.

omegaram on May 7, 2007 at 4:37 PM

Riddle me this:

Obama’s plan would require oil producers to reduce the carbon content in their fuels by 1% a year

what exactly does obama think that the oil companies will use to replace said carbon, pixiedust?

Canadian Imperialist Running Dog on May 7, 2007 at 4:50 PM

So is Al Gore peddling Procreation Offsets yet?
That’s where you pay Planned Parenthood to fund the abortions of two unwed mothers in order to compensate for one of your own successful pregnancies.
/sarcasm off

(Yes, that IS a disgusting comment, yes, I did just make it up, and no, it wouldn’t surprise me if it actually becomes a reality.)

CyberCipher on May 7, 2007 at 5:22 PM

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Ohhh … I really like this quote depite the fact are are one

They assume that the climate they knew growing up was some sort of ideal, and that any change is bad and somehow caused by them because the Earth does not revolve around a turbulent and capricious sun, but that the universe revolves around them.

Global Warming is all part of the Baby Boom generation’s innate narcissism.

They assume that the climate they knew growing up was some sort of ideal, and that any change is bad and somehow caused by them because the Earth does not revolve around a turbulent and capricious sun, but that the universe revolves around them.

pbary on May 7, 2007 at 5:42 PM

It’s hypothesized that American Indians crossed over to Alaska from Asia on an “ice bridge” over the Bering Sea. That “ice bridge” disappeared thousands of years ago. Goah, what would ManBearPig have had to say about THAT!!!

BigOrangeAxe on May 7, 2007 at 6:37 PM

I’m beginning to suspect that if we don’t find a way to rid the planet of our existence voluntarily, there are those among us who will make that choice for us, once the logistics of killing a few billion people are worked out.

shuzilla on May 7, 2007 at 4:15 PM

Don’t worry, I’m sure someone’s working on that little problem right now….

ScottG on May 7, 2007 at 6:46 PM

Yup, it’s time to thin the herd.

Kini on May 7, 2007 at 4:29 PM

First the elderly and infirm, then the handicapped, then those pesky Christers….

ScottG on May 7, 2007 at 6:48 PM

I loved that editorial in the journal purporting that some of humanity’s greatest times took place during years of warming.

budorob on May 8, 2007 at 3:27 PM

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