Hot For Teacher!

posted at 10:45 am on May 3, 2007 by see-dubya

Tabloid journalism is fun sometimes! Just like Richard Gere’s recent indiscretion in India*, a public kiss is causing waves again. But this time, it’s smooth international playboy Mahmoud Ahmedinejad doing the smooching, and the lucky lady is his old teacher.

It’s not the first time the suave, debonair Ahmedinejad, who may have inspired the Alias character Arvin Sloane, has had woman trouble. In January, his Vice President got nailed for watching a woman dance in Turkey. (Okay, actually the VP didn’t get nailed. A reporter who posted a video of him watching did.)

Anyway, it’s a shame they’re going to have to kill that little old lady now.

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*The first one to make a gerbil joke gets ba…HEY!

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THROW THE BOOK (of Peace) AT HIM.

SIIIIIIIIIIIINNER!!!!!!!!!

seejanemom on May 3, 2007 at 10:58 AM

Pan down the photo, See Dubya….I think he has a woody.

A reeeeally, reeeeeeeeally gerbil sized tiny one…..

seejanemom on May 3, 2007 at 11:00 AM

smooth international playboy Mahmoud Ahmedinejad

That made me laugh out loud at work.Oops.

vcferlita on May 3, 2007 at 11:02 AM

That’s not a man, Baby!

See, deep down he really is a softy at heart. How fondly he remembers the first time she called a Jew an ape. The first time she showed him that it was much easier to slit the throat of an infidel if you use the sharp edge of the knife.

Misty water-colored…..

ej_pez on May 3, 2007 at 11:03 AM

The first one to make a gerbil joke gets ba

Just sayin’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpW-5BzQRr8

lorien1973 on May 3, 2007 at 11:24 AM

That WHORE!

RW Wacko on May 3, 2007 at 11:26 AM

That’s no teacher. That’s Alan Greenspan. I’d know him anywhere. He’s gained a few pounds, though.

Splunge on May 3, 2007 at 11:28 AM

That Napkin Headed Ho!!

Zetterson on May 3, 2007 at 11:54 AM

Sounds like the Mullahs might be getting uncomfortable with Ahmacrazyguy. Hasn’t their parliament tried to get early elections several times already?

Heh, Gere’s favorite South Park is The Death Camp of Tolerance. Poor Lemmiwinks.

Bad Candy on May 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM

I wonder if she ever had to whack his knuckles with a ruler? Maybe THAT’S why he’s so mad at the world? Or maybe he’s just mad.

Tony737 on May 3, 2007 at 12:06 PM

See you have it all wronjg its all the fault of that “Uncovered Meat” who tempted an honest man like Amamadman and led him astray.

Its those evil wicked women.

William Amos on May 3, 2007 at 12:11 PM

Freeeow! That’s one beat up old hefty bag he’s smoochin’ on.

Crap. Could it be that the burka isn’t a universally bad idea?

-Zetterson, I wept. Thank you

JunkCoast on May 3, 2007 at 12:16 PM

That’s not a burqa!!!!!!

Off with her head…and while you are at it take his too….

Tim Burton on May 3, 2007 at 12:20 PM

Anyway, it’s a shame they’re going to have to kill that little old lady now.

Sad but True

That Napkin Headed Ho!!

Zetterson on May 3, 2007 at 11:54 AM

LMAO

abinitioadinfinitum on May 3, 2007 at 12:23 PM

Ouch. That’s a woman he’s kissing!?

amerpundit on May 3, 2007 at 12:28 PM

Pan down the photo, See Dubya….I think he has a woody.

A reeeeally, reeeeeeeeally gerbil sized tiny one…..

seejanemom on May 3, 2007 at 11:00 AM

Jane, you sure have a way with words.;)

PRCalDude on May 3, 2007 at 12:38 PM

That’s no lady teacher, it’s a man, baby, yeeaahh!!

Hening on May 3, 2007 at 12:52 PM

From the photo I don’t see much future for Iranian porn. It just seems to be missing something.

Limerick on May 3, 2007 at 12:56 PM

I just took a closer look, and as I expected there’s some knuckle tongue action going on there.

Doesn’t the Koran say something about slicing off the tongue of the believer that slips the tongue between a manly looking old teacher’s knuckles……and then stoning the teacher?

Hening on May 3, 2007 at 12:56 PM

I remember having quite a few smoking hot lady teachers way back when I was in HS. If they had looked anything liked Aquavelvajads teacher, I may actually have learned something….

soulsirkus on May 3, 2007 at 1:06 PM

Jane, you sure have a way with words.;)

PRCalDude on May 3, 2007 at 12:38 PM

Yes she does. I recall the “blue thong” incident sometime ago.

Rick on May 3, 2007 at 2:19 PM

Sigmund Freud (“best known for his theories of the unconscious mind, especially involving the mechanism of repression; his redefinition of sexual desire as mobile and directed towards a wide variety of objects”) might say to this:

“You can make a monster out of a man, but you can’t take the man out of the monster”.

On a serious note, it’s risible that we even note such an event – strange times…

Entelechy on May 3, 2007 at 5:34 PM

The teacher’s last Islamically-approved orgasm was in Qom, in 1958.

Until Mahmoud arrived… that ratty beard… those beady eyes… that still-intact tongue… hubba–Inshallah-hubba!

profitsbeard on May 3, 2007 at 5:52 PM

Sure he would love her. She hasn’t washed her butt in 20 years so she is a prime candidate. She could also wisper sweet nothings in his ear, like how he should rape a nine year old, like his idol mohammud, and become a pediphile just like him. Wow, don’t you just love the religion of peace, piss, whatever!

NEMETI IN SYRACUSE on May 3, 2007 at 9:17 PM

What horrible Katlik school nightmares this brings back,
Gah!
Aminanutjob,burn in hell!!

lizzee on May 3, 2007 at 10:59 PM