Comments on: VRWC Memo: “Pink Sapphire” to be retired

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Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:30:34 +0000

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By: Khyber Pass

Khyber Pass — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:58:21 +0000

Prissy Pony

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:25:32 +0000

What is next? Calling him “Sweaty Balls”

/ick factor

By: James

James — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:24:13 +0000

Edwards always will be “silky pony” to me.

doufree on April 30, 2007 at 7:44 AM

There’s a Billy Joel song in there somewhere.

“The most he will do is bring lawsuits to you but he’s always a pony to me.”

By: doufree

doufree — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:44:30 +0000

Edwards always will be “silky pony” to me.

By: pjcomix

pjcomix — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:06:15 +0000

As I posted earlier, Pink Sapphire isn’t who Edwards is, it is his LOOK. Just has Derek Zoolander had his Blue Steel look, so too does Edwards have his Pink Sapphire look. He sometimes uses that look when he is momentarily flustered. I believe I caught a glimpse of the Edwards Pink Sapphire look at the recent Democrat debate.

I wrote a DUmmie FUnnies edition about the Pink Sapphire look but will refrain from posting the link here avoid the “Link Whore” accusation.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:51:04 +0000

Silky Pony

Baloney Pony

Snooty Pony

Pretty Pony

Phoney Pony

Narcipony

By: thedecider

thedecider — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:52:45 +0000

Whatever his name, I will fondly remember him as the @sshat.

By: LissaKay

LissaKay — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:35:41 +0000

Hey now! NOT that I am a fan of Pretty Boy Edwards, by any means, but I AM a big fan of yoga, dammit. Lest you all think it doesn’t require some effort, come join me for a class some Saturday. Yes, you do get sweaty and yes, it can be hard!

Namaste, ya’ll …

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 02:54:52 +0000

Nope..again, I’m sticking with Breck Girl or “Arrogant Wanker”, thanks.

By: spazzmomma

spazzmomma — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 02:45:08 +0000

How about the fetus whisperer.Sweaty fetus whisperer….yeah,that’ll work.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:56:51 +0000

Patriot33 on April 29, 2007 at 9:30 PM

“Pink Sapphire” never got any real support. The same will happen with this pretzel dealy. I guess some people never got the “less is more” memo.

By: Patriot33

Patriot33 — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:30:15 +0000

Hey how come I’m not getting these memos…is there like a private website to sign up or something? I want in.

By: PinkyBigglesworth

PinkyBigglesworth — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:25:44 +0000

Y’know, in the seedier parts of the city, a “Sweaty Pretzel” can cost you up to $125 a go. Just what I hear, mind you… Texan on April 29, 2007 at 9:20 PM

Maybe we can start calling him a "Filthy Sanchez"........ CONTENT WARNING, CONTENT WARNING,

By: Texan

Texan — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:20:59 +0000

Y’know, in the seedier parts of the city, a “Sweaty Pretzel” can cost you up to $125 a go. Just what I hear, mind you…

By: Mallard T. Drake

Mallard T. Drake — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:15:04 +0000

Sweaty Pony?
Silky Pretzel?
Pink Sweaty Sapphire Pretzel?

You can’t improve on a classic: Silky Pony.

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:57:32 +0000

BP here is an imageI think it demonstrates Edwards ability to continue make vital contributions to represent the poor down trodden citizens of his constituency,I think after his defeat in the primary he will devote all his time in the public defenders office to show his gtatitude for the love and support of his people.

By: CrimsonFisted

CrimsonFisted — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:10:36 +0000

Too much like Schweddy Balls? Hmm doesn’t quite fit into my newly minted description of the Dem leads – The Pantsuit, The Emptysuit, and the SilkyLawsuit.

The SweatyLawsuit? Not QUITE the same ring, but it could work.

By: PinkyBigglesworth

PinkyBigglesworth — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:02:17 +0000

sonnyspats1 on April 29, 2007 at 7:04 PM

“Nappy Roots”, now THAT’s a nick-name…..

What kind of image does “Sweaty Silky Pony” derive…?

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:31:13 +0000

yep. Nothing beats Breck Girl. I’ll stick with VRWC 1.0 thanks. ;)

By: SPIFF1669

SPIFF1669 — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:08:17 +0000

So many names…so little time. My head is spinning.

By: steveegg

steveegg — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:06:56 +0000

All of these name changes are just killing me. Sweaty Sapphire Breck Girl, however, could work.

Unfortunately, that’s too long, so I’ll stick with Breck Girl.

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:05:38 +0000

nomination (I meant)

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:04:25 +0000

Well you may not want to rush to judgemant, cause with spiritual Icons like this in his camp I think Edwards just clinched the primary.

By: Anton

Anton — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:03:06 +0000

Hip-hop mogul Russel Simmons says of Edwards:

He went to yoga with me. He did the whole class, an hour and a half. He sweated like crazy. He’s in good shape, but it was hard on him.

Doesn’t it hurt your street cred as a hip-hop mogul to admit to doing yoga? It’s not exactly gangsta, is it?

I vote for staying with “Pink Sapphire.” Unlike the “Silky Pony” think, it is grounded in a verifiable event.