Where’s Allah? (with video and hookers)

posted at 1:02 pm on April 28, 2007 by see-dubya

Despite his stated “vacation” excuse, don’t you think it’s a little conveeeeenient that he takes his vacation just as this massive escort-service name list comes to light?

Don’t make me draw rolled eyes.

Maybe he’ll try to tell you he’s snuck off to hear the bluegrass pickin’ at the Cookeville, TN rally for Fred Thompson. He’ll expect us to believe that all of a sudden he just can’t get enough of that down-home, chicken-and-biscuits Fred Thompson patter. And you think, hmmm, Allahpundit: high and lonesome bluegrass, or lonesome for high-toned floozies?

Occam’s razor, people. I mean, come on, the guy’s an atheist. It’s a wonder any of those DC hookers are still alive.

Oh sure, he might try to smooth things over and send in a little humor, a little Democrats-as-Superfriends goofy animation (with a hat tip to Influence Peddler):

…but really, does he think this is ABC? Does he think I’m playing the “Well, there’s between 10,000 and 15,000 names on this list of top-shelf chicken ranch clients, and maybe yours is on there, maybe it’s not, I just don’t know yet?” game?

‘Cause I’m not playing that game.

I don’t placate.


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Hey, where’s Black Vulcan? Someone get Charlie Rangel some spandex.

Savage on April 28, 2007 at 1:15 PM

And didn’t he just get back from a spring fling?

hmmmm?

Tru2my2 on April 28, 2007 at 1:24 PM

Eloping in Vegas.

That’s my guess.

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 1:27 PM

I can’t help thinking of Bugs Bunny saying, “I get a whoopin’ if I dood it… I dood it!”

AP is gonna spank you bad, CW. And if you’re right, he’s probably been practicing.

Freelancer on April 28, 2007 at 1:28 PM

As my late Father would say… “didn’t he take a vacation last year?”.

Zorro on April 28, 2007 at 1:46 PM

I double dog dare you to draw rolled eyes.

AP, we really miss you. This is just how we show it.

TexasDan on April 28, 2007 at 1:54 PM

You know, Richard Simmons is gone too…makes ya think…

This is great! AP tries to take a coupla days off, and he has to put up with this! Serves him right!

stonemeister on April 28, 2007 at 2:03 PM

Occam’s razor, people. I mean, come on, the guy’s an atheist. It’s a wonder any of those DC hookers are still alive.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

I don’t placate.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I love when SeeDub guests…

Bad Candy on April 28, 2007 at 2:09 PM

Eloping in Vegas.

With whom would I be eloping?

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 2:09 PM

Heh, I like the Superfriends bit too.

Bad Candy on April 28, 2007 at 2:10 PM

With whom would I be eloping?

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 2:09 PM

We heard about Svetlana, Allah…so does she look like the picture from the website?

Bad Candy on April 28, 2007 at 2:13 PM

Man, it’s so not fun when you’re talking about someone and you turn around and he’s right behind you…

Bob's Kid on April 28, 2007 at 2:21 PM

why is obama stopping bush from dropping bombs on terrorists? I don’t get it.

Besides, clearly Rove it toyman, anyways. He makes hurricane machines that kill democrats and make terrorists attack democrat cities too. Only toyman could be so cruel.

Bush as brainiac? Surely they jest!

lorien1973 on April 28, 2007 at 2:24 PM

With whom would I be eloping?

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 2:09 PM

But you’re not quibbling about the where part, right?

TexasDan on April 28, 2007 at 2:33 PM

With whom would I be eloping?
Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 2:09 PM

Hmmmm…good question.

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 2:40 PM

Rosie?

JayHaw Phrenzie on April 28, 2007 at 2:41 PM

Hmmmm…good question.

Ha. Too hot, too old, too conservative, too out-of-my-league.

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 2:44 PM

Ha. Too hot, too old, too conservative, too out-of-my-league.
Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 2:44 PM

Out of your league? Where’s the Alpha Allah we once knew?

Klein up!

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 2:49 PM

With whom would I be eloping?

With your girlfriend. The one in Canada you’re always talking about but whom no one’s ever met.

saint kansas on April 28, 2007 at 3:01 PM

RE: Superfriends

#1 – Were does the money come from to make these cartoons?
#2 – Why aren’t conservatives kicking in money to make them before leftists?
#3 – If you take upfront money out of the equation and say that some leftists got together and did that for nothing, then how conservative artists possibly combat so many leftist artists willing to work on hatred alone?

Heavy topics for a Saturday. Discuss.

ScottMcC on April 28, 2007 at 3:07 PM

With whom would I be eloping?

How about her.

Or, just as enticing, her Mom?

Jack M. on April 28, 2007 at 3:07 PM

With whom would I be eloping?

Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me! :-)

Karol on April 28, 2007 at 3:24 PM

You should have gone with “Mohammed”, Allah. That’s like John Smith, right?

Pablo on April 28, 2007 at 3:37 PM

KP is too old?! Just how young are you, AP? Or are you one of those guys who likes ‘em “barely legal”?

aero on April 28, 2007 at 4:03 PM

Where’s the Alpha Allah we once knew?

With Chesty McTalkingpoints?

Free Constitution on April 28, 2007 at 4:05 PM

Just how young are you, AP?

32.

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 4:10 PM

I think he’s Rosie’s alter ego. Sort of an anti-sock puppet.

mikeyboss on April 28, 2007 at 4:16 PM

Allah’s really guest blogging over at the Kos…

Then it’s on to HuffPo, before winding up at DU…

OR…is he scoping out the former Imus digs at MSNBC…to get Michelle out of that closet computer room of hers and into that big glitzy set?

JetBoy on April 28, 2007 at 4:19 PM

Just how young are you, AP?

32.

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 4:10 PM

Well, then KP must be older than she looks. Or, like I said, you like ‘em really young.

Hey, what’re you doing hanging around talking to us? Aren’t you supposed to be relaxing with hookers or something?

aero on April 28, 2007 at 4:20 PM

32.
Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 4:10 PM

Huh. Who knew?

How old is KP? She can’t be much over 35.

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 4:24 PM

How old is KP?

Cough. How old did you think I was, dude?

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 4:27 PM

Cough. How old did you think I was, dude?
Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 4:27 PM

Ah…Wiki. I’ve just got to learn to use this Google thingy everyone is talking about.

I figured you were closer to 40 than 30. No particular reason. Maybe it was your love of really old bands.

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 4:30 PM

Hmmmm…and no denials or objections to the MKH or her Mom theory…..

Curiouser and curiouser. :)

Jack M. on April 28, 2007 at 4:31 PM

Hmmmm…and no denials or objections to the MKH or her Mom theory…..

Just friends with MK. As for her mom, no comment.

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 4:32 PM

Hey. I thought your were pegged at 60ish sometime last year? Where’s that damned search button….

nukemhill on April 28, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Just friends with MK. As for her mom, no comment.

I’d be careful. She raised a woman who throws kittens out of windows, after all.

It’s on video and everything.

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 4:42 PM

Now that the Democrats are running Congress, how come no one is mentioning the cost of gas going up? I see our President there running up oil prices, but those days are gone now that the Super Friends are in power.

Hening on April 28, 2007 at 4:51 PM

Allah gets paid and a vacation? Does he get 401k? Dental? Healt? Company laptop?

Drtuddle on April 28, 2007 at 5:00 PM

Nah…no woman who can narrate a kick-ass Dr. Seuss parody could be anything less than awesome.

As for the way her Daughter turned out? I’d blame her Dad.

Jack M. on April 28, 2007 at 5:01 PM

As for the way her Daughter turned out? I’d blame her Dad.

Well, I suppose it is the job of a Dad to teach kids all the important stuff.

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 5:07 PM

Well, I suppose it is the job of a Dad to teach kids all the important stuff

Yeah…If I’ve learned anything from Alec Baldwin (and really, who among us hasnt?) it’s that very lesson.

Jack M. on April 28, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Bah..got the tags mixed up.

Jack M. on April 28, 2007 at 5:13 PM

Yeah…If I’ve learned anything from Alec Baldwin (and really, who among us hasnt?) it’s that very lesson.

Heheh. I was recently fixing something in the house with my one-year old daughter in the room. It ended up like it usually does for me – with pain. I blurted out a few profanities.

My daughter smiled, looked at me and said “Shhhhiii…shiiii…”

Man was I in trouble.

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 5:17 PM

Btw, when your job consists of mainly sitting around surfing the internets all day, what do you actually do for a vacation?

billy on April 28, 2007 at 5:29 PM

Btw, when your job consists of mainly sitting around surfing the internets all day, what do you actually do for a vacation?

Comment on other blogs.

Jack M. on April 28, 2007 at 5:33 PM

RE: Superfriends

#1 – Were does the money come from to make these cartoons?

ScottMcC on April 28, 2007 at 3:07 PM

National Endowment for the Arts

PinkyBigglesworth on April 28, 2007 at 6:29 PM

Hey, Allah, guys, am I intruding on a private conversation?

stonemeister on April 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM

Hey, Allah, guys, am I intruding on a private conversation?
stonemeister on April 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM

Nah…this is the part of the show when we all admit how old we are. :-)

Slublog on April 28, 2007 at 7:06 PM

Dang, AP. Jeff G at PW figured out the dangers of guest bloggers long ago.

I, for one, don’t think you would snuff those hookers. I think you may be capable of stiffing them (so to speak) with a few Benjamins short on the night stand. But that’s all.

And after yesterday’s MKH post, I’m firmly convinced you’re into the cougars. Not that’s there anything wrong with that.

SailorDave on April 28, 2007 at 7:06 PM

Hurry Back Allah.

iNeXuS on April 28, 2007 at 7:39 PM

Nah…no woman who can narrate a kick-ass Dr. Seuss parody could be anything less than awesome.

As for the way her Daughter turned out? I’d blame her Dad.

Jack M. on April 28, 2007 at 5:01 PM

LOL Jack M.

You are not the most objective person are you?

That being said I have to agree with you 100%

F15Mech on April 28, 2007 at 8:33 PM

Was Condi Rice filling in for Sandy Berger in that video?

Reaps on April 28, 2007 at 8:41 PM

RE: Superfriends

#1 – Were does the money come from to make these cartoons?

ScottMcC on April 28, 2007 at 3:07 PM
National Endowment for the Arts

PinkyBigglesworth on April 28, 2007 at 6:29 PM

What’s the political conservative’s answer to the NEA?

ScottMcC on April 28, 2007 at 9:19 PM

Nah…this is the part of the show when we all admit how old we are. :-)

Slublog

I don’t think I’ll play that game…I’m waaaay too old!

stonemeister on April 28, 2007 at 9:36 PM

Cough. How old did you think I was, dude?

Allahpundit on April 28, 2007 at 4:27 PM

Well, when you said KP was too old, I was worried you might be, like, 12 or something.

Seriously, I always figured you for mid-30s or so because of…well, I’m not sure exactly. Just subtle things, I guess.

I’m just worried that your taste in women is trending farther and farther to the left. Dude, your kids are going to emerge from the womb with severe BDS and maybe some PETA tattoos if you keep this up.

aero on April 28, 2007 at 9:40 PM

Please not a “Where in the world is Matt Lauer” take off!

Bradky on April 28, 2007 at 10:19 PM

What’s the political conservative’s answer to the NEA?

A day job.

Blacklake on April 29, 2007 at 12:10 AM

What’s the political conservative’s answer to the NEA?
A day job.

Blacklake on April 29, 2007 at 12:10 AM

Why weren’t our day jobs able to fund a well-made Republican Superfriends cartoon before this lefty one was released and went viral?

ScottMcC on April 29, 2007 at 12:29 AM

Well, until it was linked I had no idea of KP’s age, nor was I curious. But I did have AP pegged at early 30′s.

Most atheists get over it before 40.

Freelancer on April 29, 2007 at 9:27 AM

Freelancer,

Heh heh heh, yep atheism is a incredibly narcistic anti-religion and once you reach the point in life where you finally realize that no you really are not immortal then you start asking those pesky questions that lead to true religious epiphanies.

Rock on……………..

doriangrey on April 29, 2007 at 2:36 PM

Nooner, Nooner, Nooner, I wonder if he has some ‘splainen to do?

tormod on April 30, 2007 at 10:26 AM