Comments on: Video: Darth Vader finds cell-phone user’s lack of common courtesy disturbing http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/ The world’s first, full-service conservative Internet broadcast network Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:13:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Hiraghm http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384885 Hiraghm Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:54:44 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384885 My cell phone cost almost $600. Each patron of the theatre can pay me that amount to get me to shut it off when at the theatre. $5 stale hotdogs (when you can get them) $7.50 flat sodas. $8.50 for a ticket to see a movie that will be on Cable in a week. And I'm paying this, and required to miss a phone call that might be a matter of life and death? From your cold dead hand will I pry my cell phone. If the theatre had the class to ASK us to turn off the cell phone, that's one thing. But to use a bogus religious message (yes, the farce is a religion, think Taoism) to insult and attempt to intimidate me? Okay, I'll leave the cell phone at home... and point out all the idiocy and plot-holes in the movie for the entire audience to appreciate, how bout dat? You guys *do* realise that Star Bores is nothing more than thinly veiled liberal propoganda draped in Asia-worship. Lightsabre = kendo sword, the farce = Taoism. The idea that a farm boy could "feel" his way to the target rather than millions of credits worth of computer circuitry is PURE liberalism. Ewoks = Viet Cong. The Empire is technological, the rebels are "organic". The imperial soldiers are plastic robots, their weapons mechanical camels, the rebels wear earth-tones and fly speedsters. If Star bores was made today, the rebels would be wearing towels on their heads, and the farce would be invoked by slapping your head on the floor 5 times a day. My cell phone cost almost $600. Each patron of the theatre can pay me that amount to get me to shut it off when at the theatre.

$5 stale hotdogs (when you can get them)
$7.50 flat sodas.
$8.50 for a ticket to see a movie that will be on Cable in a week.

And I’m paying this, and required to miss a phone call that might be a matter of life and death? From your cold dead hand will I pry my cell phone.

If the theatre had the class to ASK us to turn off the cell phone, that’s one thing. But to use a bogus religious message (yes, the farce is a religion, think Taoism) to insult and attempt to intimidate me?
Okay, I’ll leave the cell phone at home… and point out all the idiocy and plot-holes in the movie for the entire audience to appreciate, how bout dat?

You guys *do* realise that Star Bores is nothing more than thinly veiled liberal propoganda draped in Asia-worship.
Lightsabre = kendo sword, the farce = Taoism.
The idea that a farm boy could “feel” his way to the target rather than millions of credits worth of computer circuitry is PURE liberalism.
Ewoks = Viet Cong.
The Empire is technological, the rebels are “organic”. The imperial soldiers are plastic robots, their weapons mechanical camels, the rebels wear earth-tones and fly speedsters.
If Star bores was made today, the rebels would be wearing towels on their heads, and the farce would be invoked by slapping your head on the floor 5 times a day.

]]> By: BacaDog http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384476 BacaDog Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:07:30 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384476 I'm gonna try that the next time some soccer-mom is driving 25 in the left lane. If it doesn't work, maybe I'll just use the "pit" manuver like they do on "Cops". Thompson/Vader in 08! I’m gonna try that the next time some soccer-mom is driving 25 in the left lane. If it doesn’t work, maybe I’ll just use the “pit” manuver like they do on “Cops”.

Thompson/Vader in 08!

]]> By: Militant Bibliophile http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384436 Militant Bibliophile Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:47:31 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384436 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0&mode=related&search=" rel="nofollow"> And here is the link (I hope) for the uninitiated. Enjoy!</a>

And here is the link (I hope) for the uninitiated. Enjoy!

]]> By: Militant Bibliophile http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384435 Militant Bibliophile Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:44:34 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384435 Good post. Anyone here ever heard of "Chad Vader?" Stupid as all get out, but FUNNY! I don't know who they got to do the voice, but it's eerily similar... Good post. Anyone here ever heard of “Chad Vader?” Stupid as all get out, but FUNNY! I don’t know who they got to do the voice, but it’s eerily similar…

]]> By: profitsbeard http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384433 profitsbeard Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:35:50 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384433 Blackberries are next! That annoying little clicking! Blackberries are next!

That annoying little clicking!

]]> By: Kralizec http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384254 Kralizec Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:01:58 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384254 <blockquote>Appropriate consequences swiftly delivered: effective. JustTruth101 on April 26, 2007 at 5:45 PM</blockquote> Darth Vader for President.

Appropriate consequences swiftly delivered: effective.

JustTruth101 on April 26, 2007 at 5:45 PM

Darth Vader for President.

]]> By: tormod http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384192 tormod Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:43:52 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384192 <blockquote>Good god where is the dark sith lord when we need him to silence Harry “I’m a god damn traitor” Reid……… </blockquote>Two in a row, the online talent's taken a quantum leap! Dittos.

Good god where is the dark sith lord when we need him to silence Harry “I’m a god damn traitor” Reid………

Two in a row, the online talent’s taken a quantum leap! Dittos.

]]> By: Jaibones http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384179 Jaibones Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:27:46 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384179 Heh. Always liked Vader best. Heh. Always liked Vader best.

]]> By: thedecider http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384140 thedecider Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:56:01 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384140 <blockquote>neurotheology you say? I’m intrigued. Do you have a pamphlet? lorien1973 on April 26, 2007 at 5:41 PM</blockquote> Will someone be knocking on my door during dinner?

neurotheology you say? I’m intrigued. Do you have a pamphlet?
lorien1973 on April 26, 2007 at 5:41 PM

Will someone be knocking on my door during dinner?

]]> By: naliaka http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384132 naliaka Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:44:44 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384132 That was so much better than Lucas's prequels! That was so much better than Lucas’s prequels!

]]> By: moc23 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384089 moc23 Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:10:01 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384089 I guess that explains why Vader got to go to Jedi heaven after, among other things, slaughtering the innocents at the Jedi Temple, overthrowing the Democratic Republic, and, oh yes, genociding a whole planet. (Alderan) He should have thrown that cell phone user down one of the many 'evil villain' shafts that were so prevalent in the series. I guess that explains why Vader got to go to Jedi heaven after, among other things, slaughtering the innocents at the Jedi Temple, overthrowing the Democratic Republic, and, oh yes, genociding a whole planet. (Alderan)

He should have thrown that cell phone user down one of the many ‘evil villain’ shafts that were so prevalent in the series.

]]> By: drjohn http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384076 drjohn Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:03:03 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384076 That is funny. Love it. That is funny.

Love it.

]]> By: j6p http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384037 j6p Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:41:55 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384037 Tie-tanic is good, but my all time favorite is the Vader Sessions at akjak.com http://www.akjak.com/vader-sessions/ Tie-tanic is good, but my all time favorite is the Vader Sessions at akjak.com

http://www.akjak.com/vader-sessions/

]]> By: Merovign http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-384028 Merovign Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:38:04 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-384028 The next time I'm in line at the grocery store and the twonk in front of me starts yakking on their cellphone, I'm going to try that. Heck, you never know, there's a 1 in 10^31 chance that I might do that JUST at the point in time-space that allows a freak evolutionary trait in my brain to access strange and semi-wholesome powers. It could happen. And, frankly, it would be harder to prosecute than just whacking them with one of those little grocery separator things for the conveyor belt thingy. The next time I’m in line at the grocery store and the twonk in front of me starts yakking on their cellphone, I’m going to try that.

Heck, you never know, there’s a 1 in 10^31 chance that I might do that JUST at the point in time-space that allows a freak evolutionary trait in my brain to access strange and semi-wholesome powers.

It could happen.

And, frankly, it would be harder to prosecute than just whacking them with one of those little grocery separator things for the conveyor belt thingy.

]]> By: Viper1 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383997 Viper1 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:59:44 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383997 Sweet. Sweet.

]]> By: Lawrence http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383989 Lawrence Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:48:59 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383989 <blockquote>One couple said they became suspicious when they took their “dog” to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.</blockquote> The consequences of a "government education" for sure...

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their “dog” to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

The consequences of a “government education” for sure…

]]> By: Lawrence http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383988 Lawrence Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:46:52 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383988 <blockquote>It’s either this or another atheism post. </blockquote> LoL! ;)

It’s either this or another atheism post.

LoL!
;)

]]> By: lorien1973 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383979 lorien1973 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:36:18 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383979 <blockquote>liberrocky on April 26, 2007 at 6:22 PM</blockquote> I don't think so. It seems to be real. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/26/ovine_poodle_scam/

liberrocky on April 26, 2007 at 6:22 PM

I don’t think so. It seems to be real.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/26/ovine_poodle_scam/

]]> By: americaslaststand http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383972 americaslaststand Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:23:06 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383972 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WERPN8KO8" rel="nofollow">The Senate Today</a> The Senate Today

]]> By: liberrocky http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383970 liberrocky Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:22:39 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383970 lorien1973: That is a bogus story. It is the same as the old urban legend about chiuauas and rats lorien1973:
That is a bogus story. It is the same as the old urban legend about chiuauas and rats

]]> By: sonnyspats1 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383965 sonnyspats1 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:17:27 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383965 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5sRvKsaGFs" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5sRvKsaGFs" rel="nofollow">Ever wonder what society would look like in an Atheistic society?</a> Wahhabist to the 10th power? Check it out! Ever wonder what society would look like in an Atheistic society? Wahhabist to the 10th power? Check it out!

]]> By: lorien1973 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383960 lorien1973 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:07:14 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383960 You can't make this up. Come on now: <blockquote>One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.</blockquote> You can’t make this up. Come on now:

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their “dog” to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

]]> By: lorien1973 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383959 lorien1973 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:06:44 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383959 Yeah. But where is the japanese/poodle/sheep story that I've been waiting all day for someone to post. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/04/26/1177459874061.html There it is! Yeah. But where is the japanese/poodle/sheep story that I’ve been waiting all day for someone to post.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/04/26/1177459874061.html

There it is!

]]> By: Bad Candy http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383955 Bad Candy Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:01:21 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383955 Niiice. That is excellent, that would be great to see at theaters. I can't stand when people talk on the phone throughout half a movie. STFU and GTFO! As for the mellow vs. evangelical atheists...yeah, Allah, I'd go with the mellow guys. I'm not inclined to dislike atheists for being atheists. Its just their overbearing and obnoxious evangelicals are just as unbearable as any other ones, and they are loud, shrill as hell, tenacious and relentless. Niiice. That is excellent, that would be great to see at theaters. I can’t stand when people talk on the phone throughout half a movie. STFU and GTFO!

As for the mellow vs. evangelical atheists…yeah, Allah, I’d go with the mellow guys. I’m not inclined to dislike atheists for being atheists. Its just their overbearing and obnoxious evangelicals are just as unbearable as any other ones, and they are loud, shrill as hell, tenacious and relentless.

]]> By: msipes http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/comment-page-1/#comment-383953 msipes Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:58:59 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/26/video-darth-vader-finds-cell-phone-users-lack-of-common-courtesy-disturbing/#comment-383953 Freakin awesome. Freakin awesome.

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