The Defeatocrats’ Cheer

posted at 9:07 am on April 25, 2007 by Bryan

The Defeatocrats’ cheer.

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BRAVO! BRAVO! Encore, please!

And besides the obvious entertainment value, the message, again, rings true. The white flag wavers, defeatocrats, are truly the party that owns defeat. It must be a platform thing…

Thanks again Michelle for a video version of a political cartoon

Zorro on April 25, 2007 at 4:51 PM

Who puts the HOT in HotAir?
(as if there were EVER any question about THAT)

Anyway, while worthy of many replays, I’d liked to have had some more substance in today’s Vent.
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Or at least some lingering closeups.

I wonder which is scarier to Michelle. Left-wing Moonbat stalkers and threats or adoring Right-wing pervs like me.

LegendHasIt on April 25, 2007 at 5:02 PM

Great Michelle…how long until some fauxtoshopping dhimmie takes you in that outfit and turns it into a spring break expose` ?

Hehe.

Spassvogel on April 25, 2007 at 5:16 PM

My only suggestion is next time to spell out the word “treason.” Because that is what Democrats are guilty of.

Phil Byler on April 25, 2007 at 5:26 PM

Hmmmmm. I liked the pigtails but I’d like to see shorter skirts on my cheerleaders.

How about these cheers for the Defeatocrats:

DEEfense! DEEfense!

Push us back! Push us back!
WAY back!

Ho! Ho! Hey! Hey!
Let’s take our tanks and run away!
Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho!
America has got to go!

One! Two! Three! Four!
Who are we cheering for!
Jihadis! Jihadis!
Go! Team!

Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
Who do we appreciate!?
Bin Laden! Bin Laden!
Yay! Team!

Beat! Beat! Beat your feet!
Let’s beat our feet right to retreat!

Tantor on April 25, 2007 at 5:28 PM

RightWinged on April 25, 2007 at 2:18 PM

Ooh, very harsh. I think on occasion it’s great to just kick back and have some fun with the news instead of being serious all the time, but I wasn’t exactly a fan of this Vent either. It honestly seemed like an excuse for Michelle to wear a cheerleading outfit for her male fans. Michelle is uber hot, but doesn’t need to prove it – after all, she still was smokin’ in her baggy threads when she went to Iraq.

However, I agree with the whole message about the “defeatocrats.”

emmaline1138 on April 25, 2007 at 5:59 PM

Good thing that Tony Dungy was the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts instead of Harry Reid when the Colts were down 21-6 at the half in last season’s AFC championship game. Rather than surrender to their nemesis from New England, the Colts regrouped and won the game in the second half—and went on to win the Super Bowl.

I think the cheerleader spoof cuts right to the quick, pointing out that Democrats want to sit in the locker room so they don’t get blamed for any potential setbacks. That kind of leadership doesn’t just cost a team a game, it can ruin a franchise.

Graybark on April 25, 2007 at 6:02 PM

Am I a loser for watching this so many times.

No, but you probably need a hobby.

manwithblackhat on April 25, 2007 at 6:04 PM

>Am I a loser for watching this so many times.
No, but you probably need a hobby.

manwithblackhat on April 25, 2007 at 6:04 PM

What do you mean? Watching Vent IS a hobby ;-)

steveegg on April 25, 2007 at 6:06 PM

Wow!!

And I agree with the message… whatever it was…

Good thing you are using your powers for good not evil…

(Save the cheerleader indeed… Michelle is my hero!)

tbolick on April 25, 2007 at 7:03 PM

Very funny, but its so sad and pathetic thats all you can say when we lost 9 soldiers yesterday, 20 serious wounded, Total +3,300 dead, 25,000 wounded (1/3rd serious or grievously), One trillion dollars at least to get out today and pay for some of the long distance cost.

So in the debate about the war Nit picking Reids words is all you got. We WON the war and Mission accomplished, Insurgency in last Throws, Fly of the country its not all on fire and all those happy talk words THE DECIDER has decided. However we are doing the same thing and we are not going to solve a civil war between Sunni and Shiite with 10,000 more troops. Unless votes call for a commitment of 350,000 troops (draft) and a 10 year commitment we can forget it. ITS OVER, LOST.

Time the Transition the Mission. This is a marathon not a sprint. Osama Bin Laden wants to wear us down and bankrupt us. Give it 10 years that will happen. Even if we did that, it could fold the day after we left. STOP BEING BABIES, Waaaaa Waaaaaa Waaaaaa, Cry cry whine whine, Reid, Pelosi, Liberallllls, Main stream mediaaaaaaaaa ……….waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa the big conservative baby cries with a load in their diaper. GROW UP. You think there is VICTORY! We WON already, mission accomplished, Saddam N Son’s gone, democratic gov elected. Any way funny skit and it was a stupid way to say the military part of the occupation is over.

gmcjetpilot on April 25, 2007 at 7:25 PM

…Nit picking Reids words is all you got.

“Nit picking?” The man said that the war is lost. That’s pretty clear talk, and doesn’t line up with what the troops are saying. But since you have so much yelling to do here, why not ask the troops who they would rather hear from–defeatists like Reid and Pelosi and most of the Democrat party, or people like us who support their mission and want them to win.

Go ahead, ask them. I’ll wait.

Bryan on April 25, 2007 at 7:31 PM

Great Vent Michelle! More Please!

Uh, forgot the sugject ….

Hmm. Michelle. In a cheerleader outfit.
What were you saying again?
BacaDog on April 25, 2007 at 9:13 AM

Me too ….

omegaram on April 25, 2007 at 7:38 PM

Yikes, I’ve seen some nasty comments directed at Michelle before but many of the comments on YouTube regarding this video are about as nasty as they get. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

I’m sometimes capable of spewing soem venom towards some liberals for their idiotic stance on issues and policy but some of these comments make anything I’ve ever posted seem like a compliment by comparison.

You have to be a strong person emotionally and mentally to take this knd of abuse on a regular basis and it seems Michelle is such a woman thankfully.

Yakko77 on April 25, 2007 at 7:40 PM

Democrats don’t understand that soldiers do what they do knowing the risk involved. They are willing to risk their lives to protect the freedoms of others. Since some/most modern Democrats would never do that for any cause they can’t understand. They just see tragedy and loss. IT’S A WAR. People DIE in war. Soldiers understand that. I guess they’re smarter and definitely braver than the Harry Reids of the world. Dems just count bodies. It’s all they know how to do. That’s why they have to employ their professors and journalists to fight their “revolution” for them. God help them if the *crud* hits the fan and they force us into a civil war of our own. Our side is willing to fight to the death for our country and values, owns guns, and knows how to use them. And by the way SO F-ing WHAT IF THE PRESIDENT REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS THE DECIDER!!! If you had ever read a Dictionary, you would know that that is actually a WORD and he fits the definition – he IS the decider. Whether you like it or not. YOU are the babies and we’ve had to put up with your insufferable tantrum-throwing for the past 6 years as evidenced by all of your silly protests that do nothing but prove to everyone that your parents neglected you. GO VOLUNTEER if you truly want to do some good instead of marching around smelling like pachuli and 3-day old b.o. with a sign that looks like it was made in 4th grade arts and crafts. PRESIDENT Bush IS the decider and can VETO any wussified bill of defeat your party of *puddies* present.

foxforce91 on April 25, 2007 at 7:40 PM

I should clarify that the above comment was directed at

gmcjetpilot on April 25, 2007 at 7:25 PM

foxforce91 on April 25, 2007 at 7:41 PM

Um, I’d rather hear alot less of Mr. Reid, thanks very much.

gmc – stream of consciousness commenting is difficult to pull off. I’d go practice more. Try reading some James Joyce for reference.

major john on April 25, 2007 at 7:45 PM

You have to be a strong person emotionally and mentally to take this knd of abuse on a regular basis and it seems Michelle is such a woman thankfully.

Yakko77 on April 25, 2007 at 7:40

First of all, they can’t stand her because she is strong, beautiful, intelligent and mentally stable – which none of them are. Second, they only pick on women who are size 0. They think they stand a chance. Little do they realize that she would still kick their a$$es.

foxforce91 on April 25, 2007 at 7:57 PM

What do you mean? Watching Vent IS a hobby ;-)

Okay, just as long as it isn’t a way of life. Then again, one could do worse…

manwithblackhat on April 25, 2007 at 8:00 PM

First of all, they can’t stand her because she is strong, beautiful, intelligent and mentally stable – which none of them are. Second, they only pick on women who are size 0. They think they stand a chance. Little do they realize that she would still kick their a$$es.

foxforce91 on April 25, 2007 at 7:57 PM

True.

Yakko77 on April 25, 2007 at 8:08 PM

Wow, Michelle! What can I say? OUTSTANDING, FUN, AND THE TRUTH!

They think they stand a chance. Little do they realize that she would still kick their a$$es.

foxforce91 on April 25, 2007 at 7:57 PM

I would rather face the Wrath of God than the Wrath of Michelle any day!

The False Dervish on April 25, 2007 at 8:25 PM

Wow, Michelle, you’ve got great voice projection! Nicely said. And oh so true…

As for size 0, I think that’s similar to explosives; a little bit still packs a heck of a wallop. My ex in Cali had 7 brothers and sisters; she was the tiniest of the girls 5’0 (and a quarter) but they brothers were all scared to death of crossing her; when her nieces and nephews screwed up, they were threatened with HER wrath. Oddly enough, she was socially conservative but politically liberal. We never made any progress on politics until she saw Michelle on O’Reilly one night. She could agree with Michelle, not me. If only we’d stayed together until Hot Air debuted…I might not be alone..:) Ah well.

austinnelly on April 25, 2007 at 8:59 PM

I’m a bad man, a very baaaaad man. This didn’t help….

TBinSTL on April 25, 2007 at 9:00 PM

This vent worked for me. Naysayers, sorry. Michelle is cheering to the choir. The leftards will not be moved by any cogent arguments anyway. Rah Rah Sis Cumbah, Michelle. Bravo.

geo11 on April 25, 2007 at 9:08 PM

emmaline1138 on April 25, 2007 at 5:59 PM

At least I’m not completely alone here.

RightWinged on April 25, 2007 at 9:26 PM

TBinSTL, yea that probably makes me a bad man too, Sure would be nice if we could get Michelle to do that a little more often, like once a week or maybe once a day………

Rock on………….

doriangrey on April 25, 2007 at 9:40 PM

…….waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa the big conservative baby cries with a load in their diaper. GROW UP. You think there is VICTORY! We WON already, mission accomplished, Saddam N Son’s gone, democratic gov elected.

gmcjetpilot on April 25, 2007 at 7:25 PM

Well, well, well, I was waiting to see what was going to happen when Hot Air opened up “the books” for new comment, and I didn’t have to wait long.

“We WON already….”, we also won in Germany, and we’re still there, we also won in Japan, and we’re still there. We stayed to help the people pick up the pieces of their lives and give security so the seeds of Democracy can root. Was it easy? No. Was there continued violence? Yes. Did it take time and lots of investment by the United States, “Marshal Plan”. This is not a Sit-Com, this is the “Global War on Terror”, and the Iraqi theater is a major part of it, but there are battles all over the world. Even in this country. This will not end soon, just because you don’t like President Bush.

Welcome to Hot Air, gmcjetpilot, your opinions are welcome, but they will never go unchallenged.

By the way, did you see that “hottie” in the little cheer leader outfit….. GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLL… {with respect to your husband, MM}

PinkyBigglesworth on April 25, 2007 at 9:51 PM

That was hilarious.

vcferlita on April 25, 2007 at 10:07 PM

By the way, did you see that “hottie” in the little cheer leader outfit…

Wow, and to think I felt guilty about wanting to see more of her leg kick-action.

I need to take a shower now.

manwithblackhat on April 25, 2007 at 10:14 PM

OK, it’s not a traditional Vent. There are lots of different ways to vent, though. Sometimes, when things seem like they can’t get worse, nothing works better to mend spirits than a hearty laugh. Thanks, Michelle, for giving us what we needed.

This vent isn’t the first in which men have soaked our keyboards in drool at the sight of Michelle, and I hope it won’t be our last. Maybe a few object on the grounds that seeing Michelle dressed, uh, appealingly, prompts some men to bad behavior, but I think that the benefit of memory retention outweighs that problem. To the extent that wardrobe and props make the message a lasting memory, I say go for it.

I for one wouldn’t remember a thing about World Jump Day if it weren’t for Michelle’s use of wardrobe (shorts) and props (trampoline followed by DDR)… how long ago was that? Yet, anytime I think about the Global Warming crowd, such lunacy on their part is the first thing to come to mind.

Similarly, any time that Harry Reid shows up from now on, all I’m going to see is Michelle cheering and calling him a loser. What an apt word, too, based on what Reid called our president in front of some grade schoolers. Way to go!

flutejpl on April 25, 2007 at 10:50 PM

There was a time when saying what Harry Reid said would have got you tarred and feathered and rode out of town on a rail. Maybe those weren’t such bad times after all.

Maxx on April 25, 2007 at 11:24 PM

Cute Vent – nice “pom-poms” as it were. ;-)

Sometimes, you have to smile, if only to keep from crying. The elected majority are making critical mistakes of judgement in a time of war, and it is seriously nothing to laugh at.

I hope the RNC can make a modified version of this Vent and air it without fail ASAP. Why haven’t they gotten the word out already on this stuff?

itzWicks on April 25, 2007 at 11:28 PM

lol Michelle, you’re such a goober. =)

Good job with the white flags, nice one.

Dash on April 25, 2007 at 11:35 PM

I never thought I would see Michelle cheering on Harry Reid.

I must have missed something. ;)

F15Mech on April 25, 2007 at 11:35 PM

Cheerleader + pigtails = I’ll say no more.

Spot on though!

rightside on April 25, 2007 at 11:46 PM

Wonkette’s already on top of it.

JaHerer22 on April 25, 2007 at 2:07 PM

Never, ever, will Wonkette look this young again. However, in her brain she will forever remain in her child-stage.

P.S. Real pilots are tempted to weep.

Entelechy on April 26, 2007 at 12:17 AM

I’m upset with those of you who ‘forced’ me to look at the comments on YouTube about this video. Darn near as depressing as reading the ignorance, idiocy, hatred and profanity over in DUmmie land.

Well, at least they don’t immediately ban everyone who posts a non-leftist view at YouTube. (Yet, anyway)

LegendHasIt on April 26, 2007 at 12:30 AM

hey, that needed an NSFW designation

it’s been a while since I’ve been around; my desk at my new job is a lot more visible; but it’s a good thing I watched this at home; I nearly drooled on my keyboard

urbancenturion on April 26, 2007 at 12:32 AM

it can ruin a franchise.

Graybark on April 25, 2007 at 6:02 PM

you’re aiming too low; their target is the league itself…

urbancenturion on April 26, 2007 at 12:39 AM

(Who’d have thought that 150,000 guys’ wishes could actually come true just by wishing it?)

Keep this video away from GWB (a one-time cheerleader, himself) or he’ll be showing it behind his next press conference.

Cinema verite nice, and done with the exact level of ‘professionaism’ that quisling Reid deserves.

profitsbeard on April 26, 2007 at 1:19 AM

Love the cheerleader skit Michelle!

At You-Tube, Libs are going crazy. Must have touched a nerve.

Look great Michelle. :)

dec5 on April 26, 2007 at 2:14 AM

Freakin HILARIOUS!!!

BTW, its no wonder the libs mascot is a donkey….. stubborn jackasses, all of em!

mrfixit on April 26, 2007 at 5:45 AM

I’m speechless. And I need to take a cold shower. Whew.

Khyber Pass on April 26, 2007 at 8:05 AM

emmaline1138: “It honestly seemed like an excuse for Michelle to wear a cheerleading outfit for her male fans.”

And what exactly is wrong with that? Are the answers to the great questions of the day diminished if they come delivered in a cheerleading outfit? Or maybe a French maid’s outfit? Or maybe as a naughty nurse?

What was the subject again?

Tantor on April 26, 2007 at 11:35 AM

Hah! And I was trying to make chicken salad!

Dude, Imperial Liaison Officer, Imperial Pork Purveyor, Master Infidel, Truth Surgeon, and Lowly Knave on April 29, 2007 at 5:43 PM

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