Comments on: Video: Caller tells Rush how to use a single square of toilet paper

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:19:45 +0000

So this is what the Howdy Doody Show was all about!

By: William2006

William2006 — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:30:03 +0000

The bear was sitting next to the bunny rabbit while they both relieved themselves in the woods.

The bear asked the bunny, “Does poopie stick to your fur when you go number two?

The bunny answered, “Why, yes. Yes it does!”

The bear then picked up the bunny rabbit and wiped himself with the bunny.

Oh, I know, that joke stinks!

William

By: Coronagold

Coronagold — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:24:14 +0000

Is there a way to make toilet paper from poison ivy? I’d like to send Crow a roll.

By: cranura

cranura — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:54:59 +0000

My Scottish grandfather told me that joke in 1960. I thought everyone knew it……………………

By: StuLongIsland

StuLongIsland — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:34:54 +0000

I am not inviting Rush for Arts and Crafts. Next week we do sock puppets.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:27:49 +0000

MirCat on April 24, 2007 at 5:21 PM

I noticed that too.

All that Advanced Conservative Studies schtuff leaves little room in his head for simple geometry.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:23:24 +0000

We could always to back to using handfulls of grass.

We can hire a bunch of undocumented immigrants to stock up the Loos with fresh grass every day.

By: gary

gary — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:22:13 +0000

Except fer the difficulty of flushin’ em, I don’t know why we don’t use all them leftover corncobs thats around from makin’ that ethanol.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:21:29 +0000

I’m actually disappointed in Rush for not understanding how to create the center hole thing. Did this man never cut up paper when he was little?

By: Texas Mike

Texas Mike — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:01:22 +0000

The caller was confused. The single square tissue method as Rush demonstrated is the proper way to pick your nose at Arkansas dinner parties. The more refined people at these parties use their pinky finger instead of the middle finger which is considered somewhat unrefined.

Later, a former Arkansas governor showed his intern staff aat the double wide Governor’s Mansion how the single tissue method made a low-cost and nifty condom.

If you are observant you can sometimes see the single tissues poking out of Sheryl Crow’s pockets at her concerts and sometimes she keeps them hand by sticking them to the bottom of her shoe.

By: rightg33k

rightg33k — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:06:19 +0000

This makes me want to buy stock in GeorgiaPacific and other paper manufacturers… *hehe* rest safe, America… at least half of us won’t fall for lunatic dreams… :-)

By: ZRyan

ZRyan — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:57:21 +0000

I watched this as it was going on and just knew someone would be posting the video somewhere…

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:16:17 +0000

Per Stallone’s “demolition man” we could use the 3 seashells. Or per Boy Scout survival training, a smooth, wet rock.

Or limit your diet to popcorn and use a wisk broom.

By: taznar

taznar — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:43:37 +0000

Use one piece of TP = more laundry that needs washin’ = more water + detergent + chlorine bleach = the earth saved!

Are you kidding??? This is America! We’d just start wearing disposable underwear -problem solved.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:31:42 +0000

Obvious now why Lance Armstrong broke up with Sheryl Crow.

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:14:46 +0000

When in Colorado, please use Blue Spruce pine cones (shake out the seeds first) or wild Verbascum leaves.

Thank You!

By: georgej

georgej — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:10:04 +0000

A few years ago, I was watching either a documentary or a news clip about post-invasion Afghanistan. There was a commentary about how the country had changed since the Taliban were kicked out. The video showed an Afghan man walking with a rucksack. Hanging out the flap was a roll of toilet paper.

I think that said it all….

By: Esthier

Esthier — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:09:45 +0000

I didn’t cringe until he mentioned cleaning out your fingernails.

By: Wander

Wander — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:08:34 +0000

The law of unintended consequences –

Use one piece of TP = more laundry that needs washin’ = more water + detergent + chlorine bleach = the earth saved!

By: FishFearMe

FishFearMe — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:07:58 +0000

If Rush resorts to a “one sqaure” policy do we start calling him “El Flushbo” ?

/sarc

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:06:18 +0000

What a hoot…I’m using the entire roll if necessary…I ain’t on any camping trip!

Rush should go back to his old-style set…with the desk, the bookshelves…and that sailboat in the backround…y’all remember that?

The good ol’ days…

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:04:58 +0000

I heard this yesterday while driving into town, LMSO!
He knows he’s being had.

By: Mazztek

Mazztek — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:03:13 +0000

Well, my single square of TP is 4 foot by 4 foot. So, no problem.

By: saint kansas

saint kansas — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:56:22 +0000

One-square policy plus personal chef plus trendy macrobiotic diet equals poetic justice.

By: GoodBoy

GoodBoy — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:33 +0000

My Grandmother taught me that joke about toilet paper 30 years ago. Grandma was a hoot to be around.