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By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Sheryl Crow: The “one square” TP debate was all a Rovian plot

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:55:27 +0000

[...] not the first time Crow has said “one square” was a joke. But it is the first time she has tied it to Rove’s ubiquitous, evil schemes. As usual with [...]

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:04:04 +0000

wheew, all I can say is, it’s been a tough couple o days… ! Glad my husband was out of town!

By: PinkyBigglesworth

PinkyBigglesworth — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:59:31 +0000

She will always be known to me as………… “The Finnnger”

By: CCRWM

CCRWM — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:49:47 +0000

I have never laughed so hard…not at Shery’s joke(not)…but at all the posts that followed here…very witty and funny!

By: Coronagold

Coronagold — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:09:43 +0000

Heh heh heh…she doesn’t know how to use the three seashells.

By: serenevalley

serenevalley — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:08:04 +0000

Sheryl was joking? What was her intent?

I saw her a couple years ago at a Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert in Sun Valley, Idaho…she was with Lance and they announced their engagement. She sang with David Crosby and the band and is a great performer/singer.

She should stick to what she does well because she certainly hasn’t a clue about the environment.

By: cmay

cmay — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:19:28 +0000

If it wasn’t a joke, she’s just plain stupid. If it was a joke, she’s stupid and not funny.

So, which is it Sheryl?

By: E L Frederick (Sniper One)

E L Frederick (Sniper One) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:59:26 +0000

Must be nice to live in Hollyweird where your S^%t don’t stink and it only takes one square to get clean.

Maybe in LA they sell TP squares the size of beach towels.

By: BigOrangeAxe

BigOrangeAxe — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:39:29 +0000

No, she wasn't serious. she was...ACTING!!!

By: James

James — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:57:29 +0000

Call me a Pooper… Wait…. Ah crap! I mean….

RightWinged on April 24, 2007 at 3:37 PM

Wouldn’t you like to be a Pooper, too?

(Oh, now I finally get all those Lance Armstrong jokes…he’s her dumper.)

By: WasatchMan

WasatchMan — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:57:12 +0000

Yes, now it’s a joke, after Crow realizes the entire country was laughing at her.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:37:43 +0000

It’s our version of Trutherism. Call it Pooperism. I’m so ashamed.

Exit question: Was it really a joke, or has it magically become a joke now that the entire country doesn’t want to shake her hand?

Call me a Pooper… Wait…. Ah crap! I mean….

“We’re just so happy that people are talking about global warming, even if it’s brought on by a joke,” Crow told ABC News.

Yeah, thanks for doin’ that… because, ya know, no one had been talking about global warming. No, it’s not mentioned constantly in the news media. No, kids aren’t constantly bombarded with the propaganda at all levels of school. In fact I’m not sure I’d ever heard of global warming before Crow and David brought it up. Tell me more about this “warming”?

By: Readymade

Readymade — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:32:57 +0000

“I put your TP away…sat down and flushed today.
I can’t look at you while I’m lying…’bout a joke.”

James on April 24, 2007 at 1:31 PM

“We can save the world, in three damn wipes”

By: Sasnak

Sasnak — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:44:07 +0000

If we just rode sheep, we wouldn’t have to worry about it.

By: Fogpig

Fogpig — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:33:46 +0000

She’s doubly wrong. We’re NOT talking about (non-existent) global warming. We’re talking about how stupid she is.

Also, if you decide to use the one-square-wipe-method, always keep the small piece that you tear from the middle of the square. You can use that to clean under your fingernail.

-Fat Old Guy

By: JeffreyC

JeffreyC — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:29:21 +0000

We can always count on the looney-left to put forth thought-out solutions to the critical issues of the day. Rock-on One-Sheet-Sheryl!!! Rock on

By: Quisp

Quisp — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:26:27 +0000

The comments on the original huffpo thread seemed to take her pretty seriously.

By: Dusty

Dusty — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:22:08 +0000

Are the tractor-trailers, buses and cars in her entourage roaming the country contributing to globel warmening a joke to get our attention, too?

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:10:14 +0000

OH WELL IT WAS A JOKE. I FEEL SO ASHAMED.WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? I know lets roll out the red carpet on one of these babies!

By: silenced majority

silenced majority — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:02:13 +0000

Doesn’t pass the smell test.

By: drjohn

drjohn — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:00:58 +0000

Or be like Sheryl and tinkle on the sofa!

That way you don’t need any squares!

By: kiakjones

kiakjones — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:42:45 +0000

“Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer to feeling fine!”

These lyrics give us new meaning to what’s really inside Sheryl Crow. /sarc

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:41:36 +0000

I figured it was a joke, but then after the Rove thing I was like, “She really is serious about this stuff, isn’t she?” If she hadn’t made an ass out of herself (pun so intended) about the same issue twice in one week, I’d be more willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. Not that I really give a crap, ha ha.

By: jaleach

jaleach — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:34:34 +0000

Let’s all mail Crow a single square of used toilet paper.

By: James

James — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:31:39 +0000

That’s gold, Jerry. Gold.

Readymade on April 24, 2007 at 12:53 PM

Great…now I’m Kenny Banya. Oh well, might as well run with it:

“I put your TP away…sat down and flushed today.
I can’t look at you while I’m lying…’bout a joke.”