Video: Breaking news from Haiti
posted at 9:35 pm on April 23, 2007 by Allahpundit
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They’re calling it the biggest story to come out of that country in decades. It’s a lot bigger than that, though, isn’t it? I don’t think Haiti’s ever seen a story this big.
If only we knew what it was.
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ROFL!
EnochCain on April 23, 2007 at 9:40 PM
Send Greta Van Botox… I’m sure she’ll get to the bottom of it.
/spit
bofh on April 23, 2007 at 9:42 PM
LOL. Geraldo and Shep in action. Stay safe; or enjoy the festival.
thedecider on April 23, 2007 at 9:42 PM
Oh gracious thats terrible… or I wish I was there too.
Dash on April 23, 2007 at 9:42 PM
“Loud noises in Haiti” LOL
Resolute on April 23, 2007 at 9:49 PM
Ha ha ha
WisCon on April 23, 2007 at 9:50 PM
This is so close to the real CNN that’s it’s hardly a lampoon.
Mojave Mark on April 23, 2007 at 10:03 PM
RIP Don Abrams…..Stay safe Don Abrams.jjjen on April 23, 2007 at 10:04 PM
Priceless. I loved the RIP part.
Glynn on April 23, 2007 at 10:05 PM
How is this any different than any CNN report?
amerpundit on April 23, 2007 at 10:15 PM
I go to church with people who have e-mailed Onion stories around, warning the faithful against some faux boogeyman. The Onion is a scream. Good link, AP.
windbag on April 23, 2007 at 10:19 PM
This is what SNL wishes they were.
- The Cat
MirCat on April 23, 2007 at 10:20 PM
Heh. CNN Headline News.
Jaibones on April 23, 2007 at 10:25 PM
Cue the music, “This is CNN………”
PinkyBigglesworth on April 23, 2007 at 10:34 PM
Did ja catch the ticker “International Grocer’s Association convenes to set 2007 ham prices”. I smell riots, or is that bacon.
It would be funny if it weren’t so true.
silenced majority on April 23, 2007 at 10:35 PM
What?!! You mean this wasn’t real? I am sure that I caught this story on CNN just last … or maybe it was another story … or two … or twelve… sure did look like this (as I was changing channels.)
IrishEyes on April 23, 2007 at 10:58 PM
BREAKING NEWS We go live to our man in the field for an update!!!
sonnyspats1 on April 23, 2007 at 11:06 PM
link
sonnyspats1 on April 23, 2007 at 11:07 PM
Panda Demands Abortion.
ohgawd.. tummy hurts… laughing…
Mazztek on April 23, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Not necessarily that original, as The Chaser used to have CNNNN a few years ago
That being said, the fact that they’re no longer doing CNNN makes this a rather good replacement. I’ve liked what I’ve seen thus far, anyway
Reaps on April 24, 2007 at 12:40 AM
“…or…a picnic.”
:)
Merovign on April 24, 2007 at 1:27 AM
This perfectly captions the role of the MSM as the foolish, conclusion jumping buffoons that they are.
georgej on April 24, 2007 at 4:33 AM
It took me a while to realize it was a spoof. That’s exactly how they report.
The death toll right now is 0, but that number could multiply any moment!
Coronagold on April 24, 2007 at 6:27 AM
Yes and we watch anyway. The fun is in digging through the conclusion jumping and bias to decipher what really happened.
Valiant on April 24, 2007 at 8:16 AM
Where is Haiti again?
…
NRA4Freedom on April 24, 2007 at 9:32 AM
Acurate - and True
juanito on April 24, 2007 at 10:39 AM
I finally added The Onion to my bookmarks.
They really earned it with this one.
TheSev on April 24, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Totally hilarious. I can’t get over how much funnier their videos are than their (recent) print work.
Tanya on April 24, 2007 at 12:28 PM
US Librarians call for a quiet end to the Iraq War.
blogRot on April 24, 2007 at 12:35 PM
I thought for sure this was CNN, ABC,CBS,NBC or PBS all rolled into one. LOL amazing thanks
bones47 on April 24, 2007 at 5:29 PM
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