Hillary’s southern drawl is back and it’s better than ever! Speaking at the Rev. Al Sharpton’s National Action Network convention, Hillary told an overwhelming black crowd she’s going to “reform our government” and find all the “abuses” that happened during the Bush administration:

“We have to reform our government,” she said. “The abuses that have gone on in the last six years — I don’t think we know the half of it yet. You know, when I walk into the Oval Office in January of 2009, I’m afraid I’m going to lift up the rug and I’m going to see so much stuff under there.”

…”You know, what is it about us always having to clean up after people?” she asked. “But this is not just going to be picking up socks off the floor. This is going to be cleaning up the government.”

Here’s a southern fried clip.

If you’re actually coming back to the White House, it might be best if you brought back all that stuff you stole when you left last time.

Previous: Last time Hillary did this, we mocked her without pity or mercy.

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PARDON THE INTERRUPTION, Ian…but it’s one thing to listen to how she says it. Can you believe what she says?

“When I walk into the Oval office in January 2009 I’m afraid I’m gonna lift up the rug and see so much stuff under there…”

MEMO TO HILLARY: When your name is “Clinton”, and you attack the ethics of the Bush administration…

DO NOT MENTION THE OVAL OFFICE CARPET.

Cripes. No wonder Gore’s thinking about getting in on this action.

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Update: I forgot the hat tip. And it’s to the boss. I blame Bush.

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