Comments on: VRWC memo: “Silky Pony” to be retired (UPDATE: Why so expensive?)

By: No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » He’ll always be “Breck Girl”

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:03:39 +0000

[...] I just can’t keep up with Zombie Reagan/see-dubya. First, he mandates that we retire Silky Pony as John Edwards’ nickname, then retire Pink Sapphire. Now, after Sweaty Pretzel disappeared without any fanfare, Zombie Reagan has issued another retire Pink Sapphire memo, this time to be replaced with Chamois Butt’r. Seeing that despite biking about a dozen miles with a brain bucket, he didn’t have helmet hair, I’m sticking with Breck Girl. [...]

By: JunkYardBlog

JunkYardBlog — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 00:12:43 +0000

VRWC Memo: “Pink Sapphire” to be retired in favor “Chamois Butter”…

Memo From: VRWC-HQ To: Our minions Re: John Edwards’ nickname Too easy. He just makes it too easy. Also note that Edwards Campaign personnel will now be referred to collectively as “Team Trousermouse”. Thank you for your cooperation, and convey……

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » VRWC Memo: “Pink Sapphire” to be retired

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:27:54 +0000

[...] Thank you for your cooperation with our new protocols–announced in our last memo–renaming “Silky Pony” as “Pink Sapphire”. [...]

By: Dudley Smith

Dudley Smith — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:37:43 +0000

If anyone on the Edwards campaign has a brain, and I’m beginning to wonder if any of them do, they’ll arrange for some photo-op of Edwards sitting down in one of those small town barbershops in Iowa or New Hampshire where they still have a bunch of combs sitting in a jar of viscous blue fluid, the barbers have Navy tatoos on their forearms, and they shave you with a straight razor. Really, this isn’t that hard to resolve, much better than “I’m embarassed at how much those haircuts cost.”

By: doingwhatican

doingwhatican — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:50:39 +0000

Edwards ‘embarrassed’ by haircut from: http://www.quadcitytimes.com.

Embarassed his was “outed”. And he billed his campaign fund for his new “do”. Other people’s money.

The hypocrisy makes me sick.

By: Speakup

Speakup — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 19:20:01 +0000

A “Back Facial”? Is that the for the face he shows the Second America?

B Moe on April 22, 2007 at 11:15 AM

That’s the side the second America gets to kiss because they can’t afford the 400 dollar haircuts.
Nice of Edwards to prep his back face for them to pay homage in hopes of being on his dole.

Yea, two Americas which of the two sides is this hypocrite on?

By: B Moe

B Moe — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:15:27 +0000

A “Back Facial”? Is that the for the face he shows the Second America?

By: pjcomix

pjcomix — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:53:58 +0000

Um…Acoording to the FEC filing by the Edwards campaign, the Pink Sapphire bill was $225, not $400. The latter bill was for Torrenueva designs for each of his haircuts. However, that is still HIGH just for a makeup treatment. Most likely he got his face covered with cucumbers for their “Super Moisterizing Facial” and doesn’t want to admit it. BTW, amidst all this controversy about what to call Edwards…my proposal is that he still be called either the Breck Girl or the Silky Pony. However, his LOOK, like the Blue Steel look of Derek Zoolander, is the Pink Sapphire. The perfect example of Edwards doing the Pink Sapphire look can be seen in that pic of him staring intently into the beauty compact in the video of him getting his hair fluffed.
So when you see Edwards giving that self-absorbed look at himself in the mirror, that is his Pink Sapphire Stare.

By: ScoopPC11

ScoopPC11 — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:44:39 +0000

Also, if you read the articles carefully, the haircut was done by someone else. He “only” spent about $200 at PS for makeup services for interviews. Not that I’m defending the fact that his hair is prettier than mine, but just saying…

By: ScoopPC11

ScoopPC11 — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:35:39 +0000

COnsidering that I live an hour from where this spa is located, this is hysterical. I might try to convince hubby to let me go there just so I can ask the people there about the experience of dealing with someone who’s prettier than his wife. :)

By: CP

CP — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 00:33:03 +0000

Nice! Memo received. When I first saw the name of the spa where he got his hair done was called Pink Sapphire, I just cracked up. I know President Dubya’s fond of nicknames – what I’d give to hear him call Edwards “Pink Sapphire”! Funny stuff.

By: Speakup

Speakup — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:46:21 +0000

With a tip of the hat to Cheryl Crow, lets call him “one sheet” . . .

Labamigo on April 21, 2007 at 1:52 PM

Considering the pic used for vent, that would probably be bad news for any possibility of an endorsement from the good Rev sharpton.

No matter how prettily the Breck girl smiles.

By: doingwhatican

doingwhatican — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:36:04 +0000

This pantywaist is eagerly awaiting the role of a lifetime in “Barebutt Mounted”.

“Y’all like me….y’all really like me”.

By: steveegg

steveegg — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:04:01 +0000

see-dubya on April 21, 2007 at 3:55 PM

Sorry, boss (do note I only put up the referencing info).

How does Pink Breck Sapphire Girl sound?

By: PinkyBigglesworth

PinkyBigglesworth — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:00:48 +0000

L.M.F.A.O………

By: PinkyBigglesworth

PinkyBigglesworth — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 21:59:54 +0000

Hey……. wait a minute….

By: LegendHasIt

LegendHasIt — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:59:10 +0000

Sorry. Silky Pony just works for me on so many levels; I’m sticking with it for my primary. And keeping Breck Girl as a backup.

If I have to give up my VWRC membership and send back my secret decoder ring, so be it.

Besides, back when I was making jewelery, the most super awesome gemstone I ever had was a pink sapphire that just ‘blew the socks off’ everyone that saw it. It was admittedly a very ‘girly’ (like Edwards) stone; But it was also impressive and of superb quality (which Edwards most assuredly is NOT.)

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:44:02 +0000

According to the “For Men only” page of Pink Saphire, http://www.pinksapphire.biz/spa/men.htm, there isn’t anything there that Master Edwards could have spent anywhere near $400 on. The real money is on the Body spa page, where Johnny could have purchased the whole package

Look better naked $65
back facial $55
detoxify and tone $75
Sea me often $75

and still have enough leftover for a nice haircut. Seems to me that his ill wife is not able or willing to meet his needs, and so he is having his campaign contributors make up the difference.

By: John from WuzzaDem

John from WuzzaDem — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:32:07 +0000

Can we please lay off the “f@ggot” crap?

see-dubya on April 21, 2007 at 3:55 PM

RINO!

By: JunkYardBlog

JunkYardBlog — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:13:23 +0000

Over at Hot Air again…

Allah’s off getting his nails done at the Pink Sapphire, so I’m helping out there. Check me out. P.S. I wonder whether Edwards was getting a Pelosi special?……

By: see-dubya

see-dubya — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:55:12 +0000

Can we please lay off the “f@ggot” crap?

By: steveegg

steveegg — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:38:22 +0000

“Pink Silky Sapphire Breck Girl Pony” or f@ggot for short.

Mallard T. Drake on April 21, 2007 at 11:48 AM

Works for me.

By: Kini

Kini — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:17:23 +0000

As a Conservative, I abhor change and therefore will not comply.

I’m still angry Slimy Seahorsey bailed out of the Fox debate.

I still angry Mrs. Slimy Seahorsey hates their republican neighbor

I like being angry. Now where’s ma beer and shotgun?

By: tikvah

tikvah — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:45:49 +0000

Wow, I finally got to see that 2004 clip of him fixing his hair. I hope he’s at least in the race long enough for me to have a reason to put that on my blog. I don’t think I’ve ever spent that much time on my hair, and I’m a girl. I don’t know about this Pink Sapphire thing. Breck girl seems to work just fine.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:12:22 +0000

Love the word sobriquet :)

How about Silky Phoney?