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Thinky Linky: Why It Sucks To Be A Terrorist

posted at 1:55 pm on April 21, 2007 by see-dubya
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Tuck into this great bit of analysis in the Hoover Institution’s Policy Review, examining the many vulnerabilities inherent in terrorism. It’s long, yes, but it’s so jam-packed with cool anecdotes you’re not going to mind a bit. Stuff like this:

Michael J. Waller of the Institute of World Politics has rightly called for further use of ridicule in our political warfare. Several cases in counterterrorism come to mind which might support Waller’s approach. Apparently that mysterious and terrifying man Abimael Guzman was somewhat demystified in Peruvian eyes after the release of a single videotape: the great man was caught looking silly, dancing drunkenly, at the wrong kind of “party gathering.” The prospect for undermining a cocky terrorist in Iraq arose in June 2006 with the surfacing of outtakes of footage for an Abu Musab al Zarqawi video. The cutting-room material showed the insurgent fumbling ignorantly with a weapon he was using as a prop in his hagiographical video. Both examples show that limited release of personal details, or description of a particular unsavory episode in the media, or magnification of these through private channels, may damage a leader’s credibility. Quite possibly, ridicule or bad publicity could prod an arrogant terrorist into reckless action, the sort that would blow his cover or reveal something new about his organization.

One fact that was absolutely new to me: back in his home country of Jordan, before he was bitten by the terrorism bug, Zarqawi served time for being a pimp.

The author’s point is in part to suggest how we can better exploit the inherent weakness of the terrorists’ position, but at a more basic level he’s trying to counter the myth of the “invincible terrorist”. They are quite flawed, quite human, and quite vincible:

Relativists do not understand the depths of their error when they pronounce that “terrorism is just a word for violence we don’t like,” or “terrorism is a Westerners’ epithet.” Terrorists are living, breathing men and women using vile but calculated means to make political gains, and it is vital that politicians and academics and police chiefs continue pointing that out. Terror is ugly, making terrorists morally ugly; this ugliness is weakness in the struggle for public opinion. More must be made of that, in the service of truth and of counterterrorism.

Smart stuff, and cautiously encouraging about the future of The War Formerly Known As The Global War on Terror.

RELATED at the Policy Review site is this piece that mentions how Al-Qaeda is in the business of “syndicating” itself, and called it a “giant global think tank, indestructible as the Internet itself”. I thought about that as I read this link from Drudge: Al-Qaeda seeks to expand its operations.

Al-Qaeda is reaching out from its base in Pakistan to turn militant Islamist groups in the Middle East and Africa into franchises charged with intensifying attacks on western targets, according to European officials and terrorism specialists.

The development could see radical groups use al-Qaeda expertise to switch their attention from local targets to western interests in their countries and abroad. “For al-Qaeda, this is a force multiplier,” said a British official who follows terrorism. …

The effort by al-Qaeda to reach out to radical Islamist groups, which is still at an early stage, follows the rebuilding of al-Qaeda’s core in the lawless tribal areas of Pakistan, near the Afghan border. … [T]he central organisation appears to have reconstituted around about 20 senior figures in farms and compounds that also act as training camps, western officials say.

“AQ Central” has sophisticated target planners and expertise in poisons and explosives probably unavailable to local groups, officials say.”

Those who can’t kill…teach.


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“force multiplier”

And the B-52 bomber is an enemy force divider and subtractor. Let’s try using it on A.Q. in Pakistan. Mushy can claim it was his own artillery.

Tony737 on April 21, 2007 at 2:08 PM

Pushing the “right buttons” gets results. When you can get a terrorist’s inner circle snickering behind his back, you’ve created a crack in the organization that can be exploited.

Zorro on April 21, 2007 at 2:14 PM

I fully agree with the basic premise of exposing indiscretions and other faults in terrorist leaders and organizations. The trouble is that you can’t force the media to print them. Another angle is cultural. We need a while genre of “jihadi” jokes. We need to make fun of these people, laugh at their stupidity. We need to make them a global laughing stock. Not all muslims, mind you, just the violent jihadis. There needs to be some kind of honorable path they can take within their religion and we should encourage that while at the same time heaping scorn and ridicule on the violent path.

If a kid has grown up hearing “jihadi jokes” his whole life, it might give him pause to becoming one later in life.

crosspatch on April 21, 2007 at 2:19 PM

I’ve always thought that the single most effective way to deal with terrorists … would be to mock them. Mercilessly.

Oh, we got so-very-serious about them! And there’s no avoiding the fact that the consequences of what they do can be tragically serious.

But the terrorists themselves? Laughable. Ludicrous. C’mon. Their greatest victory was a lucky moment with a box cutter.

These people are losers. They’re dumb as rocks. They’re ugly and they smell funny. Their biggest problem is that they desperately need to get laid. Their all a bunch Chos.

If we were smart, we’d stop giving terrorists publicity – ever – unless it was to mock them, or air video that makes them look as lame as they really are.

If a kid has grown up hearing “jihadi jokes” his whole life, it might give him pause to becoming one later in life.

crosspatch on April 21, 2007 at 2:19 PM

Yeah. Exactly. Jihadi jokes should become more popular than Polish jokes.

The results of terrorism may be terrifying – but the terrorists? They’re pathetic. Losers. They are walking, talking jokes. In a fair fight, the average troop of American Cub Scouts could beat up the average squad of short, skinny terrorists.

Not that I mind bombing them back to the stone age (well, except for the fact that they already live in it), but bombing means we take them seriously.

I wish we’d all just point and laugh. And tell Jihadi jokes. It would get rid of them faster than the bombs.

Professor Blather on April 21, 2007 at 2:39 PM

Ahhh, the Shining Path. What a bunch of retards. Of course, they were deadly retards that killed tons of people in Peru for years. If I remember correctly, the Peruvian authorities also forced Guzman to wear a ridiculous prisoner’s outfit decorated with horizontal stripes. He’s overweight, so the outfit made him look like a complete clown.

jaleach on April 21, 2007 at 2:57 PM

These guys may be immoral and human, but they are smooth and deadly in their planning.

I agree with the need to show the human side of these monsters: fallible, vincible, ridiculous. But do you think that groups like CAIR and our friends on the Left (i repeat myself) will put up with it?

Isn’t waging a PR war against terrorists going to get jumped on by the groups already infiltrated in our country?

It is great news, though, to see that we have top minds and strategists on TWFKATGWOT.

unamused on April 21, 2007 at 2:58 PM

Not that I mind bombing them back to the stone age (well, except for the fact that they already live in it), but bombing means we take them seriously…

Professor Blather on April 21, 2007 at 2:39 PM

Exactly, Professor – they’d have to be bombed into the stick age…

One of the best mocking Zarqawi got was when AP fauxtographed him into a white dress, after his death. My comment then was something similar to “Like a virgin”. Now that we know he was a real pimp, how ironic that was.

And isn’t terrorism also a form of pimping? Lately even for children (video where 12-year old beheaded someone in Pakistan).

Entelechy on April 21, 2007 at 3:05 PM

I’ve always thought that the single most effective way to deal with terrorists … would be to mock them. Mercilessly.

I completely agree. It’s a highly effective strategy, as has been proven by our enemies (the liberals) who mercilessly mock our president. They’ve succeeded in siphoning away his support and a great deal of his political power through nothing more complex than mockery.

aero on April 21, 2007 at 3:11 PM

Also, this is very similar to the argument I was trying to make at another blog yesterday justifying my (lonely) opinion that it was a good thing for the nets to show Cho’s videos. I think those videos show him for the nerdy, mumbling, incoherent nutcase he is. Therefore, showing the videos reveals the less-than-glamorous reality of a sick, confused, pathetic nerd and prevents the buildup of a mythical, larger-than-life movie villain character that his “admirers” might have been building up in their minds.

aero on April 21, 2007 at 3:18 PM

aero, while I get your point, I also believe the lefties sold themselves as something they’re not, ‘moderate’.

Some of the conservatives and independents fell for that BS. Now they have to live with the crops they helped to ’sow’. Hopefully lesson was learned for 2008.

Entelechy on April 21, 2007 at 3:35 PM

There used to be cartoons mocking the Germans and Japanese during WW2, but they have since been pulled off the air due to PC rules.

Besides, when you have senators comparing our troops to Nazis, you have to ask who’s mocking who.

Kini on April 21, 2007 at 3:40 PM

Besides, when you have senators comparing our troops to Nazis, you have to ask who’s mocking who.

Exactly. It’s perfectly PC–in fact, it’s downright “patriotic”–to mock our president, our troops, and anyone who supports the war. Especially if it decreases support for President Bush and the United States and/or gets us out of the war faster. However, we wouldn’t want to do anything as terrible and offensive to our enemy as to allow Burger King to use an ice cream swirl logo that looks a little like it might say “Allah” in Arabic.

aero on April 21, 2007 at 3:57 PM

aero on April 21, 2007 at 3:57 PM

Ditto! Let alone banning Egg McMuffins cause they contain… PORK!

Oh the Horror of it all

Kini on April 21, 2007 at 4:05 PM

Michael J. Waller of the Institute of World Politics has rightly called for further use of ridicule in our political warfare. Several cases in counterterrorism come to mind which might support Waller’s approach. Apparently that mysterious and terrifying man Abimael Guzman was somewhat demystified in Peruvian eyes after the release of a single videotape: the great man was caught looking silly, dancing drunkenly, at the wrong kind of “party gathering.”

That is a really smart idea. It works with political opponents. As much as certain people were upset with Ann Coulter calling John Edwards a “faggot,” the ridicule of being called that by a woman definitely damaged him politically. No one can look at him without thinking about Ann Coulter’s comments.

We need to severely embarrass terrorists in the same way, so that their comrades and potential recruits look down upon them.

januarius on April 21, 2007 at 4:12 PM

I can’t agree more… and domestically too, the cho incident. I think he is getting what he wanted, and other are seeing that he got what he wanted, he got attention on a global scale, his only memorial holiday, nationwide constant 24 hour dissection of his every moment in life. was he sick, blah blah blah… his face should not be shown, his words should not be read, his videos should be burned. all knowledge of his name and life should be erased from the record as if he were never born… then the public would see to repeat his offense would result in the same for them…

Kaptain Amerika on April 21, 2007 at 4:14 PM

I vote for showing Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist EVERDAY!!

SILENCE! I keeeeel you.

tickleddragon on April 21, 2007 at 5:29 PM

Perhaps the Bush Administration should consider hiring John Stewart as their new Terror Czar.

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GT on April 21, 2007 at 7:29 PM

tickeldragon,

That was the funniest video I have seen in quite a long time! Good on ya and thanks for sharing!

Neocon Peg on April 21, 2007 at 9:35 PM

can’t agree more… and domestically too, the cho incident. I think he is getting what he wanted, and other are seeing that he got what he wanted, he got attention on a global scale, his only memorial holiday, nationwide constant 24 hour dissection of his every moment in life. was he sick, blah blah blah… his face should not be shown, his words should not be read, his videos should be burned. all knowledge of his name and life should be erased from the record as if he were never born… then the public would see to repeat his offense would result in the same for them.

I totally agree. He has gotten more face time than he deserved. The news stations are salivating over this. Trying to outdo the other in quacky stories. Give it a rest! He was a psycho of the worst kind and should not have been given this press. Evidently, the families of the slain students agree. The coverage of this is just sick, IMHO.

Neocon Peg on April 21, 2007 at 9:55 PM

We need a while genre of “jihadi” jokes.

Brilliant!! And if you think you don’t know any jihadi jokes–wrong!! This is perfect use for all those awful Pollack jokes that are taking up space in the attic of your brain from when you were a kid. For example, who can forget: Why did the jihadi carry sh*t in his wallet? For identification.

And the one about the two jihadis who were raking up a whole yard-full of leaves? They piled them on the truck but the tarp kept falling off. So one of them got out, and spread-eagled himself on the tarp to hold it down. As they were driving down the street, a couple of guys were working on a roof. One says to the other, “Hey, look! Someone’s throwing out another perfectly good jihadi!”

Recycling never felt so good. And remember, these jokes are brand-new to the jihadis.

smellthecoffee on April 22, 2007 at 1:24 AM

I’ve always thought that the single most effective way to deal with terrorists … would be to mock them. Mercilessly.

After they’re dead of course.

Mojave Mark on April 22, 2007 at 2:05 AM

Yeah. Exactly. Jihadi jokes should become more popular than Polish jokes.
Professor Blather on April 21, 2007 at 2:39 PM

So there’s these three jihadi’s sitting in a bar talking to a pedophile….

91Veteran on April 22, 2007 at 10:41 PM

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