“Although docile in nature, the ham sandwich is the natural predator of the Muslim middle-school student, often disguising itself as a lunch item until it can get close enough to the Muslim to consume its soul.”

Moonbeam: MEAT TOSSER!

PCU – A movie before it’s time

Altura Ct. on April 21, 2007 at 2:17 PM

Don’t forget the speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps..

I love that movie.

PCU – A movie before it’s time

Oh my God … ham is a hate crime. So does that make a chocoalte Jesus, the crucifix in urine and the elephant crap Virgin Mary a hate crime as well?

darwin on April 20, 2007 at 11:08 AM

No, silly darwin, that’s ART! I say we answer it with a huge statue of the prophet Mo-ham-med made of Deviled Ham.

America will decline until political correctness is recognized and denounced as the evil it is, and the Right is still too scared to do that.

Halley on April 21, 2007 at 1:39 AM

And worse than that, conservatives riding atop their high horses and looking down their noses, will turn on other conservatives using PCness, because they want to make sure they are properly “rightous” in action in order to convert their enemies to their way of thinking. As if liberals, islamo-fascists, and swing voters care about holier-than-thou political posturing.

Don’t laugh. It has already happened! Just read a few of the responses in the comments.

This kind of thing will continue. Americans will adjust to it and accept it as just another part of life. As sharia becomes entrenched and reaches into every area of American life, the will to resist will seem like a mountain too steep to climb, and speaking out against sharia will itself become a hate crime. America will decline until political correctness is recognized and denounced as the evil it is, and the Right is still too scared to do that.

It’s closer than you think.

It’s happening in Canada and Minnesota.

Anyway, don’t you find it a tad ironic that we conservatives long for a world where all Christians & Jews are conservative and all Muslims are liberal?

Acid attacks are new though.

Hmmm acid attacks, now where have I heard of these. . . .I wonder if their is a connection?

Ok, show of hands. How many thought this story was going to be about something MKH said or did when you first read the headline?

*raises hand*

Benaiah on April 20, 2007 at 11:54 AM

*raises hand as well*

Yes. I guess he couldn’t just peel the ham off, it had turkey on it too. It escalated to threats after I was giving him a hard time about the initial whining tantrum.

Perchant on April 20, 2007 at 12:16 PM

I’m a vegatarian, and whenever I’ve been at an office party or whatever and there was food brought, hardly ever was vegatarianism even considered. Ya know what? I didn’t through a fit, didn’t even bring it up, I simply didn’t eat it.

What happened to “When in Rome, do as the Romans do”

Entelechy on April 20, 2007 at 1:12 PM

Well I like women exclusively, so I’ll pass.

Good Grief, it’s not a gun or a knife. It’s just meat. Get over it!

CliffHanger on April 20, 2007 at 1:25 PM

You need to watch CSI and Mythbusters more.

If that ham-hock gets raped, it is its own fault.

Kristopher on April 20, 2007 at 1:41 PM

But remeber, you can only sell it in another village.

When ham sandwiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have ham sandwiches.

Tantor on April 20, 2007 at 1:40 PM

Ham-easys?

Incidentally, if it’s so offensive for Muslims to be around pork, how does Keith Ellison justify membership in congress?

Blacklake on April 20, 2007 at 2:49 PM

I’m going to call the outrage out now. And how another congressman will be called a bigot and called to resign when he says something to the effect of Ellison adding pork to a bill.

- The Cat

However, she had to leave her parliament post due to lack of proof of Dutch citizenship. Today, she’s still protected here, and everywhere, by a Dutch security contingent.

Muslims consider pork unclean and offensive.

Funny thing, I find certain Muslims to be unclean and offensive.

Yes, I know she bailed to Denmark, but still…

tickleddragon on April 20, 2007 at 5:50 PM

Small update. She immigrated to the Netherlands and was a Dutch Parliamentarian.

Call me crazy, but I define “illegal” as being something that breaks the law. How do you define it?

tickleddragon on April 20, 2007 at 6:22 PM

That was a Clinton joke.

I know that makes me a bad person, but I value the life of a pig over a Somali.

reaganaut on April 20, 2007 at 3:32 PM

Even Ayaan Hirsi Ali??

You guys are talking about Somali immigrants…are these illegals??

tickleddragon on April 20, 2007 at 5:50 PM

It all depends on what the definition of “illegal” is.

You guys are talking about Somali immigrants…are these illegals??
tickleddragon on April 20, 2007 at 5:50 PM

No, from what I understand, they are legal immigrants. Some are coming straight from Somalia, others are coming from Atlanta, Georgia.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is Somali….so they can’t ALL be bad.

Yes, I know she bailed to Denmark, but still. Let’s go easy on the generalities.

You guys are talking about Somali immigrants…are these illegals??