Comments on: Sheryl Crow’s solution to deforestation: Wipe with one square of TP

By: UPDATED: Sheryl Crow’s answer to global warming: wipe your pooper with one square! « Crush Liberalism

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:10:39 +0000

[...] singing, so she has to be heard, but you get my drift. Anywho, from Lance Armstrong’s ex, via Hot Air: Green earth = brown hand! Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, [...]

By: Church and State

Church and State — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:36:25 +0000

Sheryl Crow and Harry Reid: Finalists in Jokester…

There’s Sheryl Crow’s laughable and impending, Oops-it-was-a-botched-joke, “One Square Per Visit” hypocritical riot…But the real news of the day was Harry Reid’s backtracking on his “Lost War” statement….

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Video: Rosie to Sheryl Crow — one square’s not enough for me

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:35:18 +0000

[...] The Smoking Gun’s got a copy of Crow’s concert rider demanding parking for her own little portable greenhouse-gas emissions caravan. Serious exit question, as posed in the comments to Friday’s post by my pal Tanya (who’s usually right): Wasn’t Crow kidding about the toilet paper thing? Granted, joking about fanatic environmentalism on a site like HuffPo is like rolling a grenade into your own tent, but one square of toilet paper? For real? Come on. [...]

By: Robert B. Steely, MSgt, USAF

Robert B. Steely, MSgt, USAF — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:09:52 +0000

Lifestyles of the rich and eco-sanctimonious…

“We aren’t all going to move to one-bedroom apartments.” You will one day if the greenies get their way. Of course you may miss the eco-purge since you have the proper thought on the subject. Posted from MichelleMalkin.com:Musician/celebutante…

By: Wolfman

Wolfman — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:26:19 +0000

bbz123 kind of stole my thunder, but I’m going to say it anyway.

You know, this plan might actually work. After all, if we all start using just one square, then the logging companies won’t have to cut down all those oak and pine trees to make more toilet paper, because, as we all know, that’s what they use them for.

By: Right Voices » Blog Archive » Karl Rove Attacked by Global Warming Nuts Sheryl Crow & Laurie David At The White House Correspondents Dinner

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:34:46 +0000

[...] Keep in mind that Sheryl Crow proposes a one square of toilet paper-per-sitting quota to offset deforestation, so we know what she is full of. Read the version that Crow and David reported at the Huffington Post: In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, “Don’t touch me.” How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, “You can’t speak to us like that, you work for us.” Karl then quipped, “I don’t work for you, I work for the American people.” To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, “We are the American people.” [...]

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:28:39 +0000

Karl Rove has heated global warming debate with Sheryl Crow, Al Gore’s documentary producer at Correspondents Dinner
“In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, ‘Don’t touch me.’ How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?” they wrote. As reported in Huff Po and on FOX

OMG Hardened and removed or cautious and informed! HAHAHAHAAHAHA

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:10:03 +0000

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

Dammit, now I gotta clean all the Foster’s Lager off my new monitor. Not even Iowahawk himself could come up with such hilarious self-absorption.

(Or, could he?…)

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:09:38 +0000

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

Dammit, now I gotta clean all the Foster’s Lager off my new monitor. Not even Iowahawk himself could come up with such hilarious self-absorbtion.

(Or, could he?…)

By: jemima

jemima — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:05:04 +0000

I guess Tampex are no-no’s.

By: Michelle Malkin

Michelle Malkin — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:52:01 +0000

Lifestyles of the rich and eco-sanctimonious…

Musician/celebutante Sheryl Crow proposes a one square of toilet paper-per-sitting quota to offset deforestation. That’s going to be a tough rule to enforce–what with eco-Hollyweirdos so, you know, full of crap. Meanwhile, in Manhattan, wealthy socia…

By: franksalterego

franksalterego — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 19:03:24 +0000

Yes

Actually, I’ve been using the same square of TP to wipe my a$$ AND blow my nose for the last 6 months.

whut’s the big deal?

By: BitsBlog » You first Sheryl

BitsBlog » You first Sheryl — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:50:34 +0000

[...] (H/T: Allahpundit, Hot Air ) [...]

By: Tanya

Tanya — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:05:29 +0000

Hello? Funny? We can’t all be as humorless as they say we are. Anyone?

By: Dusty

Dusty — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:52:04 +0000

One can only hope she personally implements her one square idea soon and uses the savings to stop up her diarrhea of the mouth.

After reading that Crow’s in the “earliest stages of development” in thinking about her idea and that she considers it’s “worth investigating”, I’d thought she had a case of constipation of the brain, too, but seeing that her brother’s response went in one ear and out the other, I flushed that possibility. There is nothing in there to process either ideas or mocking comments from siblings.

By: Ransom

Ransom — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:04:59 +0000

The Cat asked:

So we get our toilet paper from Brazil?

Actually yes, at least partly. Eucalyptus pulp grown in South America is used to make kleenex and toilet paper.

By: The Mighty Righty

The Mighty Righty — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:07:08 +0000

Only use one for number one…

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of …

By: KelliD

KelliD — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:16:45 +0000

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

Watch out for the poop police!

By: mountainmanbob

mountainmanbob — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:53:20 +0000

Question #1 What implement does Sheryl propose to use to solve the dilemma that is menstruation? After all, don’t tampons and pads use precious natural resources?

Question #2 Is there a device (carbon neutral, of course) that can prevent or reduce the butt-nuggets of wisdom spewing forth from these sanctimonious morons?

By: mountainmanbob

mountainmanbob — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:23:50 +0000

Sheryl only needs one square because the only things that come out of her pristine turd-cutter are Hershey’s Kisses.

By: lynnv

lynnv — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:14:09 +0000

Anyone want to shake this woman’s hand?

By: Tanya

Tanya — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:05:36 +0000

Eh, she’s being funny. I’m surprised and impressed that she can make fun of herself.

I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a “dining sleeve.” The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve,” after usage. The design will offer the “diner” the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.

Because no one ever invented cloth napkins? Head cold? Funny, see?

By: Black Adam

Black Adam — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:31:25 +0000

Leftists will have quite a time with this since they don’t bathe. They won’t know what is “new poo” and “old poo”.

They should just use a citrus peeler to remove the excess and melt it in their patchoulli burner.

By: Teddy

Teddy — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:41:41 +0000

Can’t we just wipe with your lyric sheets Sheryl?

By: Sven

Sven — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:34:34 +0000

WHAT ABOUT MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO WIPE?