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posted at 11:15 pm on April 19, 2007 by Allahpundit

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You just turned my math skills in the previous post into Rosie idol worship! Lim pwnd himself again. Damn!

Limerick on April 19, 2007 at 11:26 PM

The equation is bogus. It doesn’t include the most important vairiabe, Time, as in (Tc-Ta) Where Tc is closing time and Ta is the actual time. We all know the closer it is to closing time the better looking all members of the opposite sex get! T is in the denominator so at (Tc-Ta)->0 (as time approaches zero) Beauty heads to infinity.

TheBigOldDog on April 19, 2007 at 11:31 PM

Erm…God, I hate Math. Thanks, Allah, for reminding me why I’m a writer and not an engineer.

I hate it when I don’t get the geek humor…

Well played, Simpson…

tickleddragon on April 19, 2007 at 11:40 PM

This is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdTmGVJMsls

Darth Executor on April 19, 2007 at 11:44 PM

SBU- The seminal build up factor must be included in this formula.

csdeven on April 20, 2007 at 12:03 AM

Yeap, been there, done that………

PinkyBigglesworth on April 20, 2007 at 12:10 AM

Typical math geeks. They haven’t accounted for the single most powerful variable: Br

Duh.

Jaibones on April 20, 2007 at 12:13 AM

Ain’t gonna help, I already clicked on the Rosie link.

infidel4life on April 20, 2007 at 12:17 AM

Ain’t gonna help, I already clicked on the Rosie link.

infidel4life on April 20, 2007 at 12:17 AM

That would be the true defenition of “Coyote Ugly”, you wake up next to Rosie, you chew off your arm she is lying on not to wake her up, then after throwing up, you chew off your other arm, just so you never do it again…….

PinkyBigglesworth on April 20, 2007 at 12:19 AM

Works the same for the ladies :)

The study also revealed there was no difference in the beer goggle effect between men and women

Entelechy on April 20, 2007 at 12:46 AM

GT 100 = at least a perfect 10 for anyone, including Rosie and D. Trump. And, not to forget the Best Person in the World, Mr. Olberkind.

Entelechy on April 20, 2007 at 12:52 AM

Allah this buds for you. I figured after that last thread you could use a nightcap! See God does answer prayers.

sonnyspats1 on April 20, 2007 at 12:52 AM

The research was commissioned by eyecare firm Bausch & Lomb PureVision.

Gotta make it legit.

Rick on April 20, 2007 at 1:32 AM

Everyone knows that beer bubbles is the result of atomic fission and that Albert Einstein…. no wait , that was Yahoo Serious. Oh Goggles, not bubbles…. (hic!)

Kini on April 20, 2007 at 2:19 AM

Scottish scientists get one result, and Aussie scientests get quite another

Results

When it came to the fellas rating how attractive they found the girls, there wasn’t much difference between drinkers and those on the soft stuff.

For the men, the difference between drinkers and non-drinkers was less than one percent.

Now take a look at the ladies’ results. The women rated the faces seven percent more attractive than the non-drinkers.

Perhaps that means I should move to Scotland..

Reaps on April 20, 2007 at 5:18 AM

At last! The formula to find the temperature at which FIRE melts STEEL!

saint kansas on April 20, 2007 at 6:41 AM

In a strange twist, it turns out, that this is almost exactly the same formula I use to calculate the solar absorbtion rate of Rosie’s black underwear.

Viva Las Vegas !

franksalterego on April 20, 2007 at 7:43 AM

I knew there was a scientific explanation for it.

vcferlita on April 20, 2007 at 8:52 AM