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	<title>Comments on: Is Imus responsible for Jon Corzine&#8217;s car accident?</title>
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		<title>By: faraway</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357708</link>
		<dc:creator>faraway</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What heartless morons allowed the silly Rutgers meeting to go on with the Governor close to death?  Which one of you would have allowed the meeting to go on?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What heartless morons allowed the silly Rutgers meeting to go on with the Governor close to death?  Which one of you would have allowed the meeting to go on?</p>
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		<title>By: Kini</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357677</link>
		<dc:creator>Kini</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s hard to follow the former Governor Fudgepants ,Jim McGreevey, at least he was gay, or at least an easy way to get out of criminal charges.   Corzine is a dope, like the state &lt;strike&gt;nazis&lt;/strike&gt; troopers.  I guarantee they&#039;ll spin this as someone else&#039;s fault and not the fact they were using the GSP as a race track.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s hard to follow the former Governor Fudgepants ,Jim McGreevey, at least he was gay, or at least an easy way to get out of criminal charges.   Corzine is a dope, like the state <strike>nazis</strike> troopers.  I guarantee they&#8217;ll spin this as someone else&#8217;s fault and not the fact they were using the GSP as a race track.</p>
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		<title>By: pedestrian</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357609</link>
		<dc:creator>pedestrian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is probably enough tracking data from cell phone usage to measure the speed of the vehicle, if anyone has the stones to look it up.</description>
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		<title>By: CurtZHP</title>
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		<dc:creator>CurtZHP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt; in reality the Gov was probably going around 90 (at least according to unofficial witnesses prior to the accident). The Parkway is a race track when there aren’t a lot of cars on it.&lt;/blockquote&gt;


Especially when a NJ State Trooper is at the wheel!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p> in reality the Gov was probably going around 90 (at least according to unofficial witnesses prior to the accident). The Parkway is a race track when there aren’t a lot of cars on it.</p></blockquote>
<p>Especially when a NJ State Trooper is at the wheel!</p>
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		<title>By: bjb</title>
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		<dc:creator>bjb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seat belts only apply to the &quot;little people&quot;!!!

It would be a hoot if this turned out to be a drunk ILLEGAL.
O&#039;Reilly would have one heck of a time with that.  Go Mr. O.  You are absolutely correct and Geraldo is absolutely, positively WRONG.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seat belts only apply to the &#8220;little people&#8221;!!!</p>
<p>It would be a hoot if this turned out to be a drunk ILLEGAL.<br />
O&#8217;Reilly would have one heck of a time with that.  Go Mr. O.  You are absolutely correct and Geraldo is absolutely, positively WRONG.</p>
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		<title>By: honora</title>
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		<dc:creator>honora</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 16:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Seat belts do not apply to law makers or politicians. Only us cattle. 

Wade on April 14, 2007 at 12:32 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Heard on the radio that he will likely get a ticket, though they normally don&#039;t ticket people who have been injured in accidents (gilding the lily....).  Sort of an object lesson I guess.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Seat belts do not apply to law makers or politicians. Only us cattle. </p>
<p>Wade on April 14, 2007 at 12:32 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Heard on the radio that he will likely get a ticket, though they normally don&#8217;t ticket people who have been injured in accidents (gilding the lily&#8230;.).  Sort of an object lesson I guess.</p>
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		<title>By: Wade</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wade</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 16:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seat belts do not apply to law makers or politicians. Only us cattle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seat belts do not apply to law makers or politicians. Only us cattle.</p>
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		<title>By: RW_theoriginal</title>
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		<dc:creator>RW_theoriginal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 16:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Speaking of giving out tickets, Corzine&#039;s driver was a State Trooper. I hope anybody in New Jersey that gets a seat belt violation ticket from a State Trooper remembers that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speaking of giving out tickets, Corzine&#8217;s driver was a State Trooper. I hope anybody in New Jersey that gets a seat belt violation ticket from a State Trooper remembers that.</p>
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		<title>By: honora</title>
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		<dc:creator>honora</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 15:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hope he recovers and has learned a lesson about using his seat belt.  He should get a citation, we&#039;ll see.  Gibson is an idiot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope he recovers and has learned a lesson about using his seat belt.  He should get a citation, we&#8217;ll see.  Gibson is an idiot.</p>
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		<title>By: JammieWearingFool</title>
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		<dc:creator>JammieWearingFool</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 15:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I blame the morons in New Jersey who voted for him.</description>
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		<title>By: Mellen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mellen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 15:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How much do you want to bet that the driver of the missing red truck is an illegal alien??? Any takers....NJ is fullof them, easy bet!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How much do you want to bet that the driver of the missing red truck is an illegal alien??? Any takers&#8230;.NJ is fullof them, easy bet!</p>
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		<title>By: RW_theoriginal</title>
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		<dc:creator>RW_theoriginal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When do we get the report on Imus&#039; true victims? Who you may ask? I&#039;ll tell you, the Tennessee Lady Vols that actually won the National Championship have been relegated to the dust bin of &lt;strike&gt;history&lt;/strike&gt; minor sports footnotes. Now exactly who&#039;s joy did the I-man steal?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When do we get the report on Imus&#8217; true victims? Who you may ask? I&#8217;ll tell you, the Tennessee Lady Vols that actually won the National Championship have been relegated to the dust bin of <strike>history</strike> minor sports footnotes. Now exactly who&#8217;s joy did the I-man steal?</p>
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		<title>By: Troy Rasmussen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Troy Rasmussen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Move over Bush!  Imus has taken your place as the cause of EVIL in the world.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Move over Bush!  Imus has taken your place as the cause of EVIL in the world.</p>
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		<title>By: lizzee</title>
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		<dc:creator>lizzee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You’re off-topic and incoherent.
Summon a nurse to increase your medication. 
fogw on April 14, 2007 at 9:10 AM

And you are a cranky bugger.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You’re off-topic and incoherent.<br />
Summon a nurse to increase your medication.<br />
fogw on April 14, 2007 at 9:10 AM</p>
<p>And you are a cranky bugger.</p>
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		<title>By: IrishEi</title>
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		<dc:creator>IrishEi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;How in the glockenshpiel did his legs end up hanging out the window? Was there more going on then just seat belt not wearing? Just sayin’

- The Cat 

MirCat on April 14, 2007 at 12:17 AM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Come on now Cat, this is Corzine, not McGreevy!  LOL

Seriously though, many, if not most, MVA fatalities are the result of being thrown from the vehicle.  While I&#039;d have to leave the dynamics of the accident and mechanism of injury to the experts, I can tell you that some accident scenes are downright confounding.  I was on the scene of a one-car accident in which a pickup truck slammed into a utility pole.  The driver was thrown through the windshield and his daughter went through the passenger side window.  As we were packaging them for transport, a neighbor came running down the road with a small child in her arms whom she had found her on her front lawn about 40-50 yards back from the scene.  Police found a few hairs on the sliding rear window of the pickup and figured that was where she was thrown from.  Good news:  all three survived without major sequelae.  Good advice:  buckle up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>How in the glockenshpiel did his legs end up hanging out the window? Was there more going on then just seat belt not wearing? Just sayin’</p>
<p>- The Cat </p>
<p>MirCat on April 14, 2007 at 12:17 AM</p></blockquote>
<p>Come on now Cat, this is Corzine, not McGreevy!  LOL</p>
<p>Seriously though, many, if not most, MVA fatalities are the result of being thrown from the vehicle.  While I&#8217;d have to leave the dynamics of the accident and mechanism of injury to the experts, I can tell you that some accident scenes are downright confounding.  I was on the scene of a one-car accident in which a pickup truck slammed into a utility pole.  The driver was thrown through the windshield and his daughter went through the passenger side window.  As we were packaging them for transport, a neighbor came running down the road with a small child in her arms whom she had found her on her front lawn about 40-50 yards back from the scene.  Police found a few hairs on the sliding rear window of the pickup and figured that was where she was thrown from.  Good news:  all three survived without major sequelae.  Good advice:  buckle up!</p>
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		<title>By: fogw</title>
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		<dc:creator>fogw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;lizzee on April 14, 2007 at 9:00 AM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You&#039;re off-topic and incoherent.

Summon a nurse to increase your medication.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>lizzee on April 14, 2007 at 9:00 AM</p></blockquote>
<p>You&#8217;re off-topic and incoherent.</p>
<p>Summon a nurse to increase your medication.</p>
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		<title>By: fogw</title>
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		<dc:creator>fogw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Dumbass wasn’t wearing a seat belt. &lt;/blockquote&gt;

Did his Rosie deploy upon impact?

Ya know, this idiot probably could have walked away from the accident with a few scratches had he used his seat belt.  I haven&#039;t heard of anyone else in the vehicle getting injured - maybe they took the sensible precaution of buckling up.  My bet is, they were hauling @ss at 80-90 MPH when the SUV lost control (SUV driver, sorry Rush fans).

It is ironic that a member of the party who wants to legislate the mandatory use of seat belts in every state, gets tossed around like a rag doll and breaks half the bones in his body because he didn&#039;t buckle up - and broke the law in his home state of NJ.

Stay tuned for the issuance of tickets for speeding and riding without a seatbelt.  He&#039;s what?  The Governor of the state?

Nevermind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Dumbass wasn’t wearing a seat belt. </p></blockquote>
<p>Did his Rosie deploy upon impact?</p>
<p>Ya know, this idiot probably could have walked away from the accident with a few scratches had he used his seat belt.  I haven&#8217;t heard of anyone else in the vehicle getting injured &#8211; maybe they took the sensible precaution of buckling up.  My bet is, they were hauling @ss at 80-90 MPH when the SUV lost control (SUV driver, sorry Rush fans).</p>
<p>It is ironic that a member of the party who wants to legislate the mandatory use of seat belts in every state, gets tossed around like a rag doll and breaks half the bones in his body because he didn&#8217;t buckle up &#8211; and broke the law in his home state of NJ.</p>
<p>Stay tuned for the issuance of tickets for speeding and riding without a seatbelt.  He&#8217;s what?  The Governor of the state?</p>
<p>Nevermind.</p>
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		<title>By: lizzee</title>
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		<dc:creator>lizzee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>potato&#039;s 
should read:
potatoes.
thanks,Dan Quayle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>potato&#8217;s<br />
should read:<br />
potatoes.<br />
thanks,Dan Quayle.</p>
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		<title>By: flutejpl</title>
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		<dc:creator>flutejpl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d wondered how long it was going to be before someone put those two stories together like that.  Even if it were tongue in cheek, it&#039;s not one of Gibson&#039;s brighter moments.

I disagree with Corzine&#039;s politics.  I didn&#039;t vote for him.  I think it surely wasn&#039;t his brightest act not to be wearing a seatbelt.  Having said those things, I&#039;ve met him several times, performed for him several times as a musician, etc., and I can say with authority that he is a decent, well-intentioned man.  I wish him only the speediest of recoveries. 

What are the Vegas odds for seeing him as the spokesperson for the next Click It or Ticket campaign?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d wondered how long it was going to be before someone put those two stories together like that.  Even if it were tongue in cheek, it&#8217;s not one of Gibson&#8217;s brighter moments.</p>
<p>I disagree with Corzine&#8217;s politics.  I didn&#8217;t vote for him.  I think it surely wasn&#8217;t his brightest act not to be wearing a seatbelt.  Having said those things, I&#8217;ve met him several times, performed for him several times as a musician, etc., and I can say with authority that he is a decent, well-intentioned man.  I wish him only the speediest of recoveries. </p>
<p>What are the Vegas odds for seeing him as the spokesperson for the next Click It or Ticket campaign?</p>
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		<title>By: lizzee</title>
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		<dc:creator>lizzee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the secret basement room of the white house:

George Bush with a crayola gripped in his fist is furiously coloring in on a comic book pamplet produced by the Mexican government showing how illegals can get over the border.  His tongue sticks out slightly out of the corner of his mouth.  On his head is a Burger King crown.

Hannity sits there slugging back whisky and eating potato&#039;s as any good Irishman would do.

Limbaugh with a bottle of pills in front of him smokes heavily on  a big expensive cigar.

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson share a bucket of KFC.

Karl Rove stands at some sophisticated machine on a wall twirling buttons and dials.

Two buxom cocktail waitressess serve all drinks.

Limbaugh:  George we really got to do something about this Imus character. 
 
George: Absent-mindedly says uh huh

Karl:  On it Mr. President.  Karl turns some dials and all of a sudden on the screen Imus&#039;s TV show appears.  Imus&#039;s voice can be heard talking about the Rutgers women basketball players.  Karl whispers into a microphone and all of a sudden everyone hears Imus say &quot;nappy headed hos&quot;

Imus: Thinking to himself &quot;I meant to say Catholic Schoolgirls ... yet nappy headed hos came out ... how did that happen.&quot;

Sharpton and Jackson are cracking up laughing.

Sharpton:  Karl you are one crazy cracker.  

Karl does his signature rap impression.

Sharpton and Jackson are now laughing themselves to the floor.

Jackson can be heard gasping, &quot;Karl quit that is so funny I am going to pee my pants.&quot;

Everyone chuckles.

Karl: There Mr. President, We&#039;ve taken care of Imus.

George: still coloring, says uh huh

Karl nods to Sharpton and Jackson.

Jackson: well take it from here Karl.

Hannity: slaps the black cocktail waitress with a sound smack on the fanny and then pulls her onto his lap.  He tells her &quot;how would you like to be my nappy headed ho?&quot;

Waitress:  Looking slightly uncomfortable, smiles  sheepishly.

Sharpton: Hannity, that sista ain&#039;t gonna have nothing to do with you, you drunk Irish cracker.

Hannity looks like he is about to respond but falls face first into his potato soup.

Limbaugh still drawing on his cigar looks over at Hannity and shakes his head.

Door opens suddenly and Rosie ODonnell is standing there and says Mr President its time for your 3 oclock appointment with Hillary about the transfer of power to her in 08.  At 4 oclock you have an appointment with your brother Jeb about him taking the presidency in 2016.

George still coloring simply says &quot;uh huh&quot;

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the secret basement room of the white house:</p>
<p>George Bush with a crayola gripped in his fist is furiously coloring in on a comic book pamplet produced by the Mexican government showing how illegals can get over the border.  His tongue sticks out slightly out of the corner of his mouth.  On his head is a Burger King crown.</p>
<p>Hannity sits there slugging back whisky and eating potato&#8217;s as any good Irishman would do.</p>
<p>Limbaugh with a bottle of pills in front of him smokes heavily on  a big expensive cigar.</p>
<p>Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson share a bucket of KFC.</p>
<p>Karl Rove stands at some sophisticated machine on a wall twirling buttons and dials.</p>
<p>Two buxom cocktail waitressess serve all drinks.</p>
<p>Limbaugh:  George we really got to do something about this Imus character. </p>
<p>George: Absent-mindedly says uh huh</p>
<p>Karl:  On it Mr. President.  Karl turns some dials and all of a sudden on the screen Imus&#8217;s TV show appears.  Imus&#8217;s voice can be heard talking about the Rutgers women basketball players.  Karl whispers into a microphone and all of a sudden everyone hears Imus say &#8220;nappy headed hos&#8221;</p>
<p>Imus: Thinking to himself &#8220;I meant to say Catholic Schoolgirls &#8230; yet nappy headed hos came out &#8230; how did that happen.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sharpton and Jackson are cracking up laughing.</p>
<p>Sharpton:  Karl you are one crazy cracker.  </p>
<p>Karl does his signature rap impression.</p>
<p>Sharpton and Jackson are now laughing themselves to the floor.</p>
<p>Jackson can be heard gasping, &#8220;Karl quit that is so funny I am going to pee my pants.&#8221;</p>
<p>Everyone chuckles.</p>
<p>Karl: There Mr. President, We&#8217;ve taken care of Imus.</p>
<p>George: still coloring, says uh huh</p>
<p>Karl nods to Sharpton and Jackson.</p>
<p>Jackson: well take it from here Karl.</p>
<p>Hannity: slaps the black cocktail waitress with a sound smack on the fanny and then pulls her onto his lap.  He tells her &#8220;how would you like to be my nappy headed ho?&#8221;</p>
<p>Waitress:  Looking slightly uncomfortable, smiles  sheepishly.</p>
<p>Sharpton: Hannity, that sista ain&#8217;t gonna have nothing to do with you, you drunk Irish cracker.</p>
<p>Hannity looks like he is about to respond but falls face first into his potato soup.</p>
<p>Limbaugh still drawing on his cigar looks over at Hannity and shakes his head.</p>
<p>Door opens suddenly and Rosie ODonnell is standing there and says Mr President its time for your 3 oclock appointment with Hillary about the transfer of power to her in 08.  At 4 oclock you have an appointment with your brother Jeb about him taking the presidency in 2016.</p>
<p>George still coloring simply says &#8220;uh huh&#8221;</p>
<p>scene fades&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Booo</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357452</link>
		<dc:creator>Booo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I blame the SUV</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I blame the SUV</p>
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		<title>By: RightWinged</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357361</link>
		<dc:creator>RightWinged</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;LOL–I’ll have to remember “Bushinati”–that’s pure comedy gold there!

Vanceone on April 14, 2007 at 1:59 AM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Well the first one is free, and I don&#039;t know what Big Leon told you, but it&#039;s an even thousand if you want me for the whole hour</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>LOL–I’ll have to remember “Bushinati”–that’s pure comedy gold there!</p>
<p>Vanceone on April 14, 2007 at 1:59 AM</p></blockquote>
<p>Well the first one is free, and I don&#8217;t know what Big Leon told you, but it&#8217;s an even thousand if you want me for the whole hour</p>
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		<title>By: George</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357353</link>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah.. Imus forgot to strap him in....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah.. Imus forgot to strap him in&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: thedecider</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357351</link>
		<dc:creator>thedecider</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;RightWinged on April 14, 2007 at 1:51 AM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

By the way, I know you were being sarcastic.  Just looking for a reason to link that story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>RightWinged on April 14, 2007 at 1:51 AM</p></blockquote>
<p>By the way, I know you were being sarcastic.  Just looking for a reason to link that story.</p>
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		<title>By: thedecider</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/13/is-imus-responsible-for-jon-corzines-car-accident/comment-page-1/#comment-357349</link>
		<dc:creator>thedecider</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;...the Bush World Order team needed a distraction from the failing surge. 
RightWinged on April 14, 2007 at 1:51 AM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Bite your tongue!  I hear it&#039;s a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2007/04/surge_results_are_visible.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;success!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8230;the Bush World Order team needed a distraction from the failing surge.<br />
RightWinged on April 14, 2007 at 1:51 AM</p></blockquote>
<p>Bite your tongue!  I hear it&#8217;s a <a href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2007/04/surge_results_are_visible.html" rel="nofollow">success!</a></p>
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