British servicemen unload on littlest sailor, a.k.a. “Mr. Bean”; Update: Video of Mr. Bean impersonation added!
posted at 12:10 pm on April 11, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Admit it, you’re laughing at the “Mr. Bean” thing.
It’s okay. I am too.
A series of messages on forces’ websites ridiculed Arthur Batchelor and Faye Turney, who cashed in after being held prisoner for 13 days…
Seaman Batchelor’s claim that he cried himself to sleep after his Iranian captors likened him to the comedy character Mr Bean made him a laughing stock.
One serving soldier posted: “Batchelor didn’t do the reputation of servicemen much good either! Being broken by being called Mr Bean FFS! – that must be on a par with Monty Python’s Spanish Inquisition and the comfy cushions.”
Comments left on unofficial forces’ websites, the Rum Ration and the British Army Rumour Service laid into Ms Turney and Mr Batchelor.
Another servicemen says of Mr Batchelor’s complaint that his iPod was stolen by the Iranians: “What I wish to know is why a young lad on a boarding party detail needed to take his iPod? If he listened to The Ride of the Valkyries as he sped towards the target ship, what did he listen to on his trip to Iran?”
It goes on and on. Rest assured, if there’s video somewhere in Tehran of them calling him “Mr. Bean,” it’ll surface. And rest equally assured that when it does, it’s going viral.
Exit question: If the ridicule gets worse, will a mother hug from “Topsy” make it all better?
Update: With thanks to “Alex,” skip ahead to about 3:00. I guess that mother hug won’t be necessary, eh?
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Were these French sailors?
doginblack on April 11, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Scarred for life.
World B. Free on April 11, 2007 at 12:22 PM
Yikes
unamused on April 11, 2007 at 12:22 PM
How long til the sailors who made those comments are in therapy or thrown out of the navy entirely?
Defector01 on April 11, 2007 at 12:25 PM
It’s amusing that the Iranians have heard of the western infidel Mr Bean.
jdpaz on April 11, 2007 at 12:26 PM
I’m more than fairly sure I’ve seen one online already wherein one of the Iranians present makes some sort of (to my recollection unintelligible) remark, and Batchelor himself says something along the lines of “What? Mr. Bean? Yes…” and did makes a goofy face or something along those lines.
Or maybe it was a dream I had.
And regarding the article, the three guys on the right are neither smiling or waving, and therefore not rendering aid and comfort to their captors.
As for the rest, !@#$ the lot of them.
Citizen Duck on April 11, 2007 at 12:31 PM
HAHA!! That Mr. Bean screen-cap is hilarious…
All the screen-caps here are, whomever is responsible “great job!”
Sorry, but these guys deserve a little ribbing…
JetBoy on April 11, 2007 at 12:31 PM
He looks more like Fred Savage to me.
Slublog on April 11, 2007 at 12:32 PM
It’s not a dream. I went looking for it.
AP there’s footage of him in “Mr. Bean” mode in the second video here:
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/06/video-col-ralph-peters-calls-for-court-martial-of-british-sailors-officers/
Skip ahead to the 3minute mark… needless to say it doesn’t look like he’s crying.
12thman on April 11, 2007 at 12:32 PM
Gayest. Screen-cap. Ever.
Blacksheep on April 11, 2007 at 12:37 PM
A must read if you’ve missed it you should read this from Melanie Phillips:
Britain on its knees
TheBigOldDog on April 11, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Goddamn, he cried himself to sleep after the big scawwy Iranians called him Mr. Bean? When did Romper Room start getting produced in the Gulf?
Bad Candy on April 11, 2007 at 12:42 PM
He reminds me more of Buster Brown:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Brown
TheBigOldDog on April 11, 2007 at 12:44 PM
If only the Germans had known about the “Mr Bean” weapon…they could have brought the Royal Navy to its knees.
Blaise on April 11, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Actually, upon looking at the video again, he does seem rather upset when asked by the off camera interogator to do “Mr. Bean”.
Mr. Batchelor even says what I believe is “that’s too much” after doing the impersonation, his attitude sours and then there is an immediate splice.
12thman on April 11, 2007 at 12:45 PM
I’m willing to give these guys a pass, as many were, given that we’ve never been taken prisoner. Except this guy and anyone else who cried after a round of namecalling, I’m not gonna cry myself to sleep over being called Mr. Bean (assuming I looked like him). There’s being caught and accepting capture, and playing along to get out, then there’s crying to sleep like a little bitch for being called “Mr. Bean”.
Bad Candy on April 11, 2007 at 12:50 PM
First off, good find on that one!
But to me, it looks like he laughs, does a little dance, and then, awwwww… blushes! What a scampy little rapscallion!
/puke
Citizen Duck on April 11, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Imagine if the Iranians called them nappy headed hos!
Dash on April 11, 2007 at 12:53 PM
“The Ride of the Valkyries” brought this vid rendition of LZ’s “Immigrant Song” to mind. Arthur isn’t fit to clean these little kitties’ tody box.
As for the Iranians calling him “Mr. Bean”, it’s an insult to Mr. Bean. Atkinson would have done the Brits proud and then made a tv show with Mr. Bean making fun of them.
Dusty on April 11, 2007 at 1:00 PM
“yes, I know this Mr. Bean, a funny man, and you do look like him. Now I will sacrifice you in the name of Allah and may you burn in hell for eternity.”
benrand on April 11, 2007 at 1:11 PM
Thanks TheBigOldDog. Great article. Unfortunately she is right on the money.
Zetterson on April 11, 2007 at 1:11 PM
If he had muttered like Mr. Bean does, there wouldn’t have been any intelligible propaganda from him.
James on April 11, 2007 at 1:13 PM
……. Sorry, but I don’t quite know what to say about that. Which is more pathetic, the fact that Mahmoud knows who “Mr. Bean” is, or that the soldier cried himself to sleep because of it?
amerpundit on April 11, 2007 at 1:13 PM
How did he not wash out of boot camp?
TexasDan on April 11, 2007 at 1:14 PM
“I’m willing to give these guys a pass, as many were, given that we’ve never been taken prisoner.”
Bad Candy on April 11, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Speak for yourself.
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The Machine on April 11, 2007 at 1:16 PM
Trying…so…hard…not to laugh…in front of my students in study hall…
OMG that’s hysterical.
SillyRyno on April 11, 2007 at 1:20 PM
I am, and for others who’ve never been that said they’ve never been.
Goddamn, you got it out for me or something?
BTW I responded to you in the Austin thread, maybe that’ll clear things up for you, given your intense desire to paint me in as bad a light as possible, now that I’m some eeevil Christian hater, despite the fact I was defending Christians…
Bad Candy on April 11, 2007 at 1:23 PM
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If someone had called me Mr. Bean I would have responded with a “Captive Audience” joke.
or perhaps with a: “What? O_o ”
To actually break down in tears… It’s more random that it is cowardly…
Iranian Interrigator: “You will confess to trespassing you… YOU… Mr. Bean!”
A Normal Sailor: “Mr Bean? The TV show guy Mr. Bean? Is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment… Because you know that guy is funny.”
The real guy sounds messed up.
Jones Zemkophill on April 11, 2007 at 1:26 PM
WOW. Just WOW.
It’s no wonder they gave em back but kept the ipod.
CBarker on April 11, 2007 at 1:55 PM
Naw, the English had a secret weapon during that time.
Kini on April 11, 2007 at 2:08 PM
Wonder what was he listening to as the Iranian speed boats approached seemingly unnoticed?
taznar on April 11, 2007 at 2:41 PM
In the Melanie Phillips piece, she said the soldiers has acted as if this were part of a realty TV series. It really is what the world has come to – in Britain’s case both MP George Galloway and Tony Blair’s sister-in-law have actually been in reality TV series.
Unfortunately, at this rate, it won’t be long before Britian itself is kicked off the island by the likes of our old friend Abu Izzadeen.
eeyore on April 11, 2007 at 2:50 PM
THHNH should do something with this. I would try and get Rowan Atkinson to play Batchelor but in this case Mr Bean becomes Rambo and starts killing Iranian interogators left and right. The iranians decide to release the hostages to save themselves. The end would be a message to the effect of if only this is what happened.
I am available for hire.
Bill C on April 11, 2007 at 3:40 PM
Truly a model for the military defined by the modern left. Soft, sensitive, utterly without potency.
spmat on April 11, 2007 at 6:14 PM
I finally figured out why Faye Turney was on the boat – it was to give hugs – mother hugs- to the guys during times of stress. And they needed lots of hugs.
This was kind of like a modern day version of Wendy and the Lost Boys. The evil Captain Hook Ahmadinejad had captured them and somehow Tinkerbell got them released while Tony Pan was trying to get a UN resolution.
Texas Mike on April 11, 2007 at 10:52 PM
Isn’t likening a captured soldier to a known humorist a violation of the Geneva Convention? Or does that only apply to captured terrorists now?
morganfrost on April 12, 2007 at 10:44 AM
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