I can’t believe it fell to Conan to break this story. A corporate malefactor, a cover-up, and at the center of it all an insanely delicious, high-calorie chocolate treat — isn’t there another show that should have been all over this weeks ago?

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Didn’t she notice she can fit five of them in her mouth now instead of four?

FYI, what Novak says here about the Cadbury website is true, but it looks like it’s less a case of deceit than laziness in updating their FAQ.