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By: Sunflower Desert » Blog Archive » ‘Cute Knut’ Polar Bear Cub Goes Solo in Zoo Appearances

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:13:10 +0000

[...] Pretty stinking cute, huh? I haven’t checked at HotAir, but I do know that Allah has a soft spot for this little fella. Anyway, it turns out that Knute’s keeper isn’t going to continue making appearances for the public any longer with the cute little cub. That’s right, Knute is going solo. From FOX news: The show is over: The Berlin Zoo’s fast-growing polar bear cub, Knut, won’t be appearing anymore with the keeper who raised him. [...]

By: ‘Cute Knut’ Polar Bear Cub Goes Solo in Zoo Appearances « Sunflower Desert

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:28:05 +0000

By: vcferlita

vcferlita — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:38:33 +0000

Ok, my 3 yr old daughter has been asking to watch this video over and over again all day, thanks Allah

By: Pablo

Pablo — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:08:41 +0000

First he murders everyone in site. Now he’s sexin’ up the ladies. Nice.

Does Chuck Norris know about this? There could be a perfect storm on the rise. Or the coolest pet-owner relationship evuh!

By: Ed Driscoll.com

Ed Driscoll.com — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:58:08 +0000

Knut Age Mystical Rituals…

Douglas Kern checks in with The “It” Bear Of The American Right and those who attempted to send him off to the 100 Acre Wood In The Sky:The real motivations for snuffing Knut have more to do with the ideological……

By: elgeneralisimo

elgeneralisimo — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:20:34 +0000

Polar Pandering Palooza…

By: JustTruth101

JustTruth101 — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:53:48 +0000

Thank you for posting, AP, I am unable to turn away from his cuteness…

By: Ali-Bubba

Ali-Bubba — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:21:55 +0000

Knut for president!

pencilnub on April 5, 2007 at 7:05 PM

Nah. Romney’s got more hair. And better teeth.

Knut for Secretary of Defense? Maybe …

By: Kini

Kini — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:18:30 +0000

Well, you could buy stock in Purina. Just a suggestion.

RedinBlueCounty on April 5, 2007 at 8:04 PM

Nah, cause of two words, wheat gluten.

By: RedWinged Blackbird

RedWinged Blackbird — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:27:07 +0000

Dangerous. Definitely dangerous.

By: RedinBlueCounty

RedinBlueCounty — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:04:49 +0000

Now if only my dogs made my stock price go up instead of eating me out of house and home.

Well, you could buy stock in Purina. Just a suggestion.

By: RedinBlueCounty

RedinBlueCounty — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:57:49 +0000

the enviros who wanted him put down because he was being raised to be unnaturally cute and comfortable with humans.

All polar bears are comfortable with humans as a food source.

By: major john

major john — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:55:02 +0000

Right now, somewhere in California, a guy from Pixar is furiously googling “Knut” for ideas.

If they weren’t…they are now.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:46:29 +0000

What’s up with the bear and Rosie Allah? Jeesh

Drtuddle on April 5, 2007 at 7:15 PM

They both get entirely too much attention for being exactly what they are? Cute and cuddly vs homely and repulsive. I leave it to others to decide which is which.

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:26:59 +0000

The Berlin Zoo has seen its stock price more than double since Knut’s birth.

I love it. Just think what the stock would be if they followed that wacko advice and killed Knut.

Now if only my dogs made my stock price go up instead of eating me out of house and home.

By: Drtuddle

Drtuddle — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:15:06 +0000

What’s up with the bear and Rosie Allah? Jeesh

By: vcferlita

vcferlita — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:15:05 +0000

First panda porn now polar bear dating services. What will they think of next?

By: pencilnub

pencilnub — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:05:51 +0000

A dor a ble.

Knut for president!

By: csdeven

csdeven — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:03:36 +0000

CONTENT WARNING!!! The only solution to this polar bears lethal adorability is to toss a baby seal in there and watch him tear it to shreds.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:55:58 +0000

I fear I’ll never be able to feel this creature’s intestines squeezing through my fingers. You all are such suckers – falling for this killing machine’s doe eyes.

Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:54:28 +0000

Leonardo Dicaprio just sent this urgent message: I’d hit it!

(If that joke doesn’t make sense to folks, check out the cover girls on the latest Vanity Fair)
https://w1.buysub.com/pubs/N3/VYF/doneefirst.jsp?cds_page_id=2393&cds_mag_code=VYF&id=1175813634784&lsid=70951753405024703&vid=2&cds_response_key=GLDI2K01&cds_mag_code=VYF

By: tiekitwist

tiekitwist — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:52:53 +0000

Haha, wytammic beat me to the punch.

Can our readers sustain one more toxic blast of cuteness right in the face?

I’m surprised… this is a new side to AP that I never thought existed! It’s one thing to crush on Bethany or KP, but to repeatedly use the word “cute” when discussing a fuzzy animal? I didn’t think you had it in you, AP.

By: Bad Candy

Bad Candy — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:52:38 +0000

BILF?

armylawyer on April 5, 2007 at 6:30 P

HAHA!!! Sully’s so gonna email you…

By: wytammic

wytammic — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:33:57 +0000

Allah, you have a soft spot for this cute little guy:) That’s sweet.

By: armylawyer

armylawyer — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:30:20 +0000

BILF?