Comments on: Keith Richards’s manager: He didn’t really snort his father

By: RedinBlueCounty

RedinBlueCounty — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:53:57 +0000

What the hell is he doing back there

He's just not pulling Kerry and stealing someone else's limelight.

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:01:33 +0000

I heard Keith Richards used his father’s AARP card to chop the coke and draw the lines.

By: omnipotent

omnipotent — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:14:48 +0000

I didn’t see Cheney at all.

(I’d like to live to see tomorrow – thank you!)

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:08:59 +0000

maybe he’s writing down the reporters who are laughing or giggling during the press conference?

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:11:22 +0000

Maybe he had to take a leak?

By: thedecider

thedecider — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:40:53 +0000

At least he’s not standing on a grassy knoll.

By: thedecider

thedecider — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:40:35 +0000

At least he’s not standing on a grassy knoll.

By: infidel

infidel — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:18:37 +0000

Shame on you, disclosing his undisclosed.

By: brak

brak — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:11:36 +0000

Cheney’s Predator cloaking device just ran out of juice is all.

By: ScottMcC

ScottMcC — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:04:01 +0000

Who are we kidding here? This so-called “spokesman” is a skittish high-priced PR monkey doing damage control—likely against Keith Richards’ will—and Keith will not be happy that his own spokesman has publicly contradicted him!

Do not be surprised if two days from now said spokesman will be found hog-tied in a hotel room in Bangkok with two underage male hookers and a note stapled to his forehead that reads “KEITH DON’T LIE” written in a mix of panang curry and Chivas Regal…

By: TexasDan

TexasDan — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:47:06 +0000

Skulking? Wouldn’t he have to be in more of a crouch if he was skulking? How about just staying off-camera? Or…perhaps nature’s demands were urgent.

(/oz voice)

…Pay no attention to the man in the bushes…

By: see-dubya

see-dubya — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:43:58 +0000

MANAGER: Of course Mr. Richards didn’t really snort his father’s ashes; he was just blitzed out of his gourd on powdered orphan-dust when he chose to make that remark.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:39:22 +0000

Lol, that Cheney thing is hilarious… Were they in a hurry to take off somewhere and he was just waiting for Bush or something? Was there some urgent information he was waiting to pass along to him after the presser? Or was Cheney simply heading out, but someone in his entourage forgot something inside, so he just happened to be standing their waiting for them?

Or, the most likely, was he making sure everything he programmed the President to say the previous not came off as planned?