Keith Richards’s manager: He didn’t really snort his father
posted at 7:33 pm on April 4, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Actually, he snorted his mother. No no, kidding. He hasn’t snorted anything, aside from every granular substance on earth except his parents’ ashes.
That feels like a thin reed upon which to build an entire post, so just for kicks, here’s that uber-creepy video that’s been going around of Cheney skulking in the bushes at yesterday’s Bush presser. What the hell is he doing back there? Do like the “undocumented,” Dick — come out of the shadows!
Cool fact about Dick Cheney: He snorted Keith Richards’s parents while they were alive.
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Lol, that Cheney thing is hilarious… Were they in a hurry to take off somewhere and he was just waiting for Bush or something? Was there some urgent information he was waiting to pass along to him after the presser? Or was Cheney simply heading out, but someone in his entourage forgot something inside, so he just happened to be standing their waiting for them?
Or, the most likely, was he making sure everything he programmed the President to say the previous not came off as planned?
RightWinged on April 4, 2007 at 7:39 PM
MANAGER: Of course Mr. Richards didn’t really snort his father’s ashes; he was just blitzed out of his gourd on powdered orphan-dust when he chose to make that remark.
see-dubya on April 4, 2007 at 7:43 PM
Skulking? Wouldn’t he have to be in more of a crouch if he was skulking? How about just staying off-camera? Or…perhaps nature’s demands were urgent.
(/oz voice)
…Pay no attention to the man in the bushes…
TexasDan on April 4, 2007 at 7:47 PM
Who are we kidding here? This so-called “spokesman” is a skittish high-priced PR monkey doing damage control—likely against Keith Richards’ will—and Keith will not be happy that his own spokesman has publicly contradicted him!
Do not be surprised if two days from now said spokesman will be found hog-tied in a hotel room in Bangkok with two underage male hookers and a note stapled to his forehead that reads “KEITH DON’T LIE” written in a mix of panang curry and Chivas Regal…
ScottMcC on April 4, 2007 at 8:04 PM
Cheney’s Predator cloaking device just ran out of juice is all.
brak on April 4, 2007 at 8:11 PM
Shame on you, disclosing his undisclosed.
infidel on April 4, 2007 at 8:18 PM
At least he’s not standing on a grassy knoll.
thedecider on April 4, 2007 at 8:40 PM
At least he’s not standing on a grassy knoll.
thedecider on April 4, 2007 at 8:40 PM
Maybe he had to take a leak?
robblefarian on April 4, 2007 at 9:11 PM
maybe he’s writing down the reporters who are laughing or giggling during the press conference?
lorien1973 on April 4, 2007 at 10:08 PM
I didn’t see Cheney at all.
(I’d like to live to see tomorrow – thank you!)
omnipotent on April 5, 2007 at 12:14 PM
I heard Keith Richards used his father’s AARP card to chop the coke and draw the lines.
CliffHanger on April 5, 2007 at 2:01 PM
He’s just not pulling Kerry and stealing someone else’s limelight.
RedinBlueCounty on April 5, 2007 at 7:53 PM
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