Iran releases new pics of captive Brits
posted at 12:24 pm on April 3, 2007 by Bryan
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I’m sure this will occassion another round of side-splitting moral equivalence from Terry Jones.
Iran has released fresh pictures of the 15 British sailors and marines being held captive in the country.
The first picture, apparently a still taken from a video, showed six sailors sitting in blue and red tracksuits on a carpet in a room.
The caption to the picture said: “British sailors are chatting and eating fruit, drinking coffee and playing chess. It seems that the sailors are satisfied with their situation, in which they are enjoying good conditions instead of working in a hard situation in the Persian Gulf.”
Get the dig? British troops are lazy sops who’d rather munch fruit and play chess in Iranian captivity than do their jobs. There’s a word for this: humiliation. We got ours at Iranian hands in 1979. The British are getting theirs now. Until they’re stopped, perhaps we should start a pool on who these pirates will humiliate next. The French, as always, have the inside track.
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The real humiliation stems from having to wear a tracksuit.
James on April 3, 2007 at 12:27 PM
This would not be humiliating to the French – it would be paradise. Hanging out in track suits, eating, drinking and playing chess, while your country is being threatened with all-out war – all that would be missing for the French to be in nirvana are the cartons of cigarettes.
Rick on April 3, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Love the photoshop. Do you know who I can credit for that?
tikvah on April 3, 2007 at 12:48 PM
Geneva Convention relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War
The track suits appear to be a violation
The Monster on April 3, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Yeah, and let’s not forget the footwear provision – being that the Iranians have the female British hostage sitting there barefoot.
Rick on April 3, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Yeah, and I’m the fricken Easter Bunny.
amerpundit on April 3, 2007 at 12:57 PM
How about this solution for the crisis….Iran releases the hostages, or we put a missile through Mahmoud’s window.
amerpundit on April 3, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Me.
Bryan on April 3, 2007 at 12:59 PM
“…the French haven’t the nature for war. Their Gallic laziness combines with their Latinate voluptuousness with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.”
-General Webb (Last of the Mohicans)
Ironic, as it appears that the Iranians now have a similar impression of the British.
BohicaTwentyTwo on April 3, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Great Photoshop, Bryan. Next time can you put a big gold hoop earing on him? Please.
KelliD on April 3, 2007 at 1:16 PM
Yeah, like a Jodie Watley sized one!!
omnipotent on April 3, 2007 at 1:27 PM
And with Tony Blair next to him in a Peter Pan outfit.
Rick on April 3, 2007 at 1:31 PM
We are weak, allowing the bully to intimidate our brothers and sisters. The bully is rewarded for bad behavior, as the US and our allies suffer. The bully gains strength and power through fear and appeasement. We need to demand a release within hours or Iran should be prepared to face the consequences. Speaking softly has not worked without the big stick. These actions are an act of war, one that we did not ask for. Time to spank the juvenile delinquent.
infidel on April 3, 2007 at 1:36 PM
You can call it humiliation…I call it, being forced to grovel.
Margret Thatcher: Conservative, Iron Maiden
Tony Blair: Liberal Leftist, Tin Midget
Disgusting *spit*
franksalterego on April 3, 2007 at 1:42 PM
I REALLY like the picture of I’m-a-dinner-jacket. Is that from the Al-Reuters archive? Har! We’re the Barbary Coast Pirates… Northern Annex.
Mojave Mark on April 3, 2007 at 2:04 PM
I thought humiliation = torture.
budorob on April 3, 2007 at 2:41 PM
Great. That one’s goin’ on the blog!
-Hope
tikvah on April 3, 2007 at 2:42 PM
Ditto on the PS accolaides Bryan. I’m LFMAO here!!
Baaaawwwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahha
auspatriotman on April 3, 2007 at 2:48 PM
Blackbeard??… looks more like Stumpy!
gmaninatl on April 3, 2007 at 4:49 PM
Bryan, I am still waiting for my royalty money for any and all pirate related posts ;)
William Teach on April 3, 2007 at 8:15 PM
Arrrrr – byte the parrot!
[c'mon -- hadda be said]
Claire on April 3, 2007 at 11:43 PM
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