“It’s amazing. My husband has never shown any interest in gardening before, but now he’s out there night and day fussing over his heathers.”
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Gives new meaning to the phrase “hardwood”!
fusionaddict on March 31, 2007 at 10:28 PM
I had to stay in my potting shed for an hour or so before I could decently walk down the street.
They don’t call it Erica carnea for nothing’.
Entelechy on March 31, 2007 at 10:29 PM
so THIS explains bill clinton’s new fascination with horticulture
wryteacher on March 31, 2007 at 10:33 PM
or was it whorticulture? (sorry)
wryteacher on March 31, 2007 at 10:34 PM
I always thought I would build model airplanes when I grow up. Now a gardening hobby might might be in order.
infidel on March 31, 2007 at 10:34 PM
You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think. (Dorothy Parker)
JimC on March 31, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Anyone for a spot ‘o tea?
Slublog on March 31, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Her husband’s name isn’t Smiling Bob by any chance?
Terp Mole on March 31, 2007 at 10:38 PM
Grow 6″ – 8″ tall! Order yours here.
laelaps on March 31, 2007 at 10:43 PM
Can’t wait for the “Miracle Grow” commercial, you know the one, with the old codger out in the garden, pants to his breasts, sitting on a twelve foot tall cucumber……
PinkyBigglesworth on March 31, 2007 at 11:02 PM
I guess I can quit trying to grow that “Horny Goat Weed“.
TBinSTL on March 31, 2007 at 11:16 PM
…Frankly, I preferred it when he left the garden to me and wasn’t so frisky.
Damned if you don’t… damned if you do :/
SilverStar830 on March 31, 2007 at 11:20 PM
Disclaimer: Please seek medical attention if your gardening last more than 4 hours…
infidel4life on March 31, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Do they come up all year long?
What about the shoots?
Gonna be a lot of dirty fingernails this summer…
JetBoy on March 31, 2007 at 11:32 PM
But won’t people stare if you start rubbing plants on your crotch for a while?
lorien1973 on March 31, 2007 at 11:33 PM
But not everyone is happy about this new discovery. One woman shopping at a Wyvales in Dorking yesterday said: “It’s amazing. My husband has never shown any interest in gardening before, but now he’s out there night and day fussing over his heathers. Frankly, I preferred it when he left the garden to me and wasn’t so frisky.”
She’s from Dorking?
Coyote D. on March 31, 2007 at 11:56 PM
She’s from Dorking?
The hindu goddess guy from the story earlier was from tooting.
Tooting and dorking in one night! It’s gotta be april fool’s stories.
lorien1973 on April 1, 2007 at 12:12 AM
Went to the link laelaps provided and found this…
“Vigorous trailing habit, ideal for hanging baskets. Winner of the Award of Garden Merit trophy”
ideal for hanging baskets?
Buzzy on April 1, 2007 at 12:18 AM
Only one side effect: hairy eyeballs.
profitsbeard on April 1, 2007 at 12:36 AM
Nice one Allah.
Theworldisnotenough on April 1, 2007 at 2:40 AM
What’s this? No plant that offers ‘assistance’ to women? I’m outraged!
DannoJyd on April 1, 2007 at 8:34 AM
What a great British traidition…..
matteorobsoni on April 1, 2007 at 8:53 AM
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RD on April 1, 2007 at 1:28 PM
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