Video: What if Ronald Reagan were a hippie-hating serial killer?

posted at 9:02 am on March 30, 2007 by Allahpundit

Simply enchanting.


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“a hippie-hating serial killer”

Isn’t that what Huff-po calls Bush?

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on March 30, 2007 at 9:09 AM

Gargage! People in Hollywood are smoking way too much weed.

Egfrow on March 30, 2007 at 9:09 AM

I thought it was funny – well – at least the part where the girl proclaims, “These are God’s creatures…”

Candy Slice on March 30, 2007 at 9:13 AM

What if? Ronald Reagan was a hippie hating serial killer.

Well, not really. But you wouldn’t know it by listening to most of my relatives. Did I ever mention that at least 80% of Chicagoans are all hard left moonbats? So glad I don’t live there anymore.

John on March 30, 2007 at 9:13 AM

Gargage! People in Hollywood are smoking way too much weed.

I actually know a director who made a feature film starring David Arquette (you haven’t seen it; it made the festival circuit but wasn’t picked up by the studios).

Long story short… bales and bales of weed were consumed.

I mean, the film prints even smell like weed.

saint kansas on March 30, 2007 at 9:18 AM

Now, Imagine if I made the same movie, but with Bill Clinton as the serial killer, and the event a CPAC event?

amerpundit on March 30, 2007 at 9:26 AM

Reid would threaten to pull the network’s license.

amerpundit on March 30, 2007 at 9:27 AM

Making fun of hippies, I like that part. It would be hilarious if they had a martial arts/kung fu hustle type battle between Zombie Reagan and a group of the black bloc anarchists.

Bill C on March 30, 2007 at 9:27 AM

Hey, is the Ronnie Reagan guy the hospital administrator from Scrubs?

Candy Slice on March 30, 2007 at 9:36 AM

Hey, any movie with Paul Reubens *has* to be a winner. How many Oscars does he have now?

dalewalt on March 30, 2007 at 9:46 AM

If only it was a documentary instead of fiction.

[sigh]

fogw on March 30, 2007 at 9:47 AM

Maybe Hilary will show up and snuke ‘em.

bbz123 on March 30, 2007 at 9:52 AM

I am so there. Talk about vicarious living.

dostrick on March 30, 2007 at 9:58 AM

I just hope it has a happy ending… you know… like he gets em all???

After all… he’s just saving the forest….

Romeo13 on March 30, 2007 at 10:09 AM

So many geat ideas. What’s that smell? Sequel…?

CliffHanger on March 30, 2007 at 10:15 AM

dude! i think i likey!

jummy on March 30, 2007 at 10:23 AM

Now, Imagine if I made the same movie, but with Bill Clinton as the serial killer, and the event a CPAC event?

amerpundit on March 30, 2007 at 9:26 AM

Now that’s not really believable. We’re protectors of the 2nd ammendment.

Esthier on March 30, 2007 at 10:29 AM

I thought it was a joke until I checked it out on IMDB. I really want to see this.

“But, I’m a Republican…”

Esthier on March 30, 2007 at 10:30 AM

DOOOOOD,

I don’t know if I don’t not wanna not see this here movie….

-Wasteland Man.

WastelandMan on March 30, 2007 at 10:33 AM

Reagan with an axe, chopping a bunch of smelly, lazy, pot-addled hippies into slaw. Reminds me of one of the many reasons I voted for him.

morganfrost on March 30, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Wait. Is it hippy hunting season already? I need to get my license! :P

lorien1973 on March 30, 2007 at 10:44 AM

they should have had the serial killer as a woman in an Ann Coulter mask. Now, THAT’S an marketing dream…

wryteacher on March 30, 2007 at 11:16 AM

Poor Ron. From icon to ironic in a few short years.

honora on March 30, 2007 at 11:16 AM

liberal moon-bat porn…….

Mallard T. Drake on March 30, 2007 at 11:19 AM

I was at a comic convention in LA a few weeks back where David Arquette and Paul Ruebens talked about this movie in a symposium (to a room about 7% full with maybe 50 people)…I actually did a post on it here. David actually expects this to be a political commentary film. Here even went so far as to pull the typical “the real killers are Presidents who sit behind desks and send people off to their deaths”.

Charming.

StoutRepublican on March 30, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Funny in a twisted sort of way.

aengus on March 30, 2007 at 11:26 AM

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That’s funny because that’s EXACTLY how the nutroots and other leftist wackos see us eeeeeeeevil conservatives….

That said, its a stretch of the imagination, because everyone knows us eeevil conservatives would just round up the hippies into the Halliburton run prison complexes that Cheney is having built as we speak.

Bad Candy on March 30, 2007 at 11:37 AM

I just wanna know if they have the ex-prez as a zombie, crawling out of his grave saying stuff like, ” Need to finish the job…”.

That would start to make my day.

tormod on March 30, 2007 at 11:41 AM

With Pee Wee Herman, now that’s a must see, just sit with your back to the wall.

Ronald RayGunz – just doesn’t get any better (sniff)

Kini on March 30, 2007 at 12:52 PM

For once, WE have the experience of rooting for the “villain.” An undead Ronaldus Magnus playing the role of lumberjack while hippies play the role of trees…

Militant Bibliophile on March 30, 2007 at 12:54 PM

Oh I forgot, wasn’t that Patricia Ann and Ronald Prescott as the leading characters?

Kini on March 30, 2007 at 12:56 PM

If only it was a documentary instead of fiction.

[sigh]

fogw on March 30, 2007 at 9:47 AM

LOL!!!!

Yakko77 on March 30, 2007 at 1:39 PM

At least they admitted that David Arquette’s mind is warped…

…someone tell me again what Courtney Cox sees in him?

jeffshultz on March 30, 2007 at 1:41 PM

…someone tell me again what Courtney Cox sees in him?

jeffshultz on March 30, 2007 at 1:41 PM

They both have cotton between the ears. So what difference does it make?

Kini on March 30, 2007 at 1:53 PM

Spread the word about this movie!
Extoll the greatness of PeeWee and Mr. Monica from Friends!
Give the Hollywood Left your money with ticket sales and DVD and pay-per-view so they can make more movies about how stupid and evil you all are!
Just be sure that after you’ve made this movie a moneymaking success for the wackjob retards that financed it with your money, that you all come come back to HotAir, FreeRepublic, LGF, et al to bitch and moan about Hollywood’s bias against you and how you can’t understand why this happens…

Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Before you scoff and sneer with a haughty “It’s just entertainment” and reply that I’m just some uptight blowhard killjoy idiot, ask yourself:

“Do liberals consider movies made by even marginal political Conservatives such as Mel Gibson to be ‘just entertainment’ or do they actively do anything they can to avoid and destroy that movie based solely on the politics of the filmmaker?”

ScottMcC on March 30, 2007 at 2:06 PM

Now, Imagine if I made the same movie, but with Bill Clinton as the serial killer, and the event a CPAC event?

This is probably the closest that you’ll come (skip ahead about 3.5 minutes for the action).

rw on March 30, 2007 at 2:32 PM

Now, Imagine if I made the same movie, but with Bill Clinton as the serial killer, and the event a CPAC event?

If it was Bill Clinton, the movie would be about a serial rapist in a sorority house.

Tagline: You’d better put some ice on that.

As for the subject of this thread, I wish Ronnie had Eric Cartman as a sidekick, since he hates hippies too.

thirteen28 on March 30, 2007 at 2:34 PM

That almost sounds like it’s worth seeing, just to watch the hippies die.

Wolfman on March 30, 2007 at 3:29 PM

If they made the movie casting bill Colinton as aserial rapist, they have a good shot at the oscar for best documentary…

rbb on March 30, 2007 at 3:31 PM

Wow, the first feel-good hit of the year.

billy on March 30, 2007 at 3:31 PM

StoutRepublican :

You might be surprised at the number of D- and E-grade horror film directors who not only believe that their films are serious social commentary, but IMPORTANT social commentary.

Die-hard slasher film fans often wax mumblical on social commentary in “their” movies.

It makes Trekkies look well-adjusted and profound.

Merovign on March 30, 2007 at 5:38 PM

Merovign – there’s that guy who produced “Apt Pupil” and (what I consider to be one of the worst movies ever made,) “Natural Born Killers” – I forget his name – but he actually has a blog and thinks he’s smart. I went to his blog once and he’s … not very smart. IQ in the teens along with his maturity level.

foxforce91 on March 30, 2007 at 6:02 PM

liberal moon-bat porn…….

Mallard T. Drake on March 30, 2007 at 11:19 AM

Are you nuts? This is high quality conservative porn. Why would liberals watch reagan knock off hippies?

Darth Executor on March 30, 2007 at 6:19 PM

C’mon it’s not a real movie , it’s just a reenactment of a Jerry Brown/Jane Fonda nightmare while The Ronald was Gov. of Cali.

sonnyspats1 on March 30, 2007 at 7:30 PM

can’t . . type . . laughing . . I hurt myself.

Does Cartman make a camio?

- The Cat

P.S. Go ahead and fire. :)

MirCat on March 30, 2007 at 10:31 PM

Are you nuts? This is high quality conservative porn. Why would liberals watch reagan knock off hippies? Darth Executor on March 30, 2007 at 6:19 PM

I agree. Two hours of watching hippies getting murdered and acting totally inept when it comes to taking care of themselves sounds awesome to me.

bigbeas on March 31, 2007 at 1:12 AM

Come on you high strung nay-sayer types. You can’t actually believe that we don’t know we’re supposed to be the butt of the joke. That’s what’s so funny. Kind of like when the British troops came up with Yankee Doodle Dandy to mock us way back when. They think they’re making us look bad. It’s positively dripping with irony.

As a side note, considering that the current batch of Republicans have lost their keys to the testicle locker, it is good to see a proactive Republican again.

dostrick on March 31, 2007 at 2:29 AM