Grr. A couple of days ago came up with an idea of doing a parody of the 9/11 conspiracies in……

Let’s pretend for a moment, that I am Evil George Bush, or EGB for short. I want cheap oil. Let’s see. I could…get some arab patsys, have Evil Dick Cheney (EDC) take control of planes with his Evil Playstation 3 and start a big unpopular war that is tanking my entire party with the American people. Hmm…now, that’s almost as brilliant as sharks with fricking lasers on their heads, but how about instead, on September 10th, we call Saddam Hussein and say, hey, multiply what you’re paying the UN in bribes by 1000, and pay me, and I’ll lift the no fly zone.

So, assuming he IS EGB, he would have done this, because it
wouldn’t have destroyed his presidency. But, let’s assume
in addition to being evil, he’s also a complete tool. EDC
flies the planes into the towers with his EPS3. Now,
if anybody was getting wise, don’t you think someone who
could pull off that type of bombing could get rid of a
couple of reporters? Hell, the Russians are doing it every
day. Incidentally, if we have such an evil, amoral man as
president, why does he suffer people like Joe Wilson to
make him look like a fool? Remember, this is evilGeorge Bush, who killed 3000 people for cheap oil. Why would he allow himself to have critics?
Putin doesn’t a critic in his home country who isn’t afraid
of being shot in the face or thrown off a balcony, and he’s
not even in the same playing field as EGB. That’s why I
truly hate this conspiracy. Not just because of what it alleges about loyal people in our government, or soldiers
who would have been the ones to carry it out (can you imagine any soldier carrying out an order to bring those towers down, but not coming forward?) but because it’s so
inconsistent. You’re not going to ever convince me that GWB
can mastermind a plot that only a handful of fruitcakes can
figure out, but he can’t run his damn administration without
half of them being forced to resign on trumped up bs scandals. I mean, some conspiracys can be fun to twirl around over a pitcher of beer but this one..sheesh.

Not if they were invisible. Didn’t think of that, didja?

RedinBlueCounty: “It’s very hard to hide the equipment necessary to prepare a building for controlled explosive demolition and it is impossible to hide the gaping holes such preparation would have produced in interior and exterior walls. Someone would have said something when pieces of the interior walls were being destroyed and structural beams were being drilled and cut.”

They would have noticed nothing if Karl Rove projected a holograph showing the walls still intact. Heck, they showed how this was done on the pilot of Star Trek forty years ago.

Bush sunk the Titanic! There’s no way a ship could have just split apart like that!

frankj on March 30, 2007 at 8:24 PM

I knew it! I heard he also rigged Amelia Earhart’s plane with explosives, because she was going to expose his connection to the monopoly of the Standard Oil Company!

Here’s another

He also calls Bush a moron and Bolton a feminine hygiene product. Oh, yeah, wonderful site.

Ever see a documentary on controlled explosive demolitions? They always strategically remove structural concrete and pre-cut various steel beams prior to the placement of explosives. This process takes several weeks at best and, I am sure, would have been noticed by those who worked in the twin towers.

It’s very hard to hide the equipment necessary to prepare a building for controlled explosive demolition and it is impossible to hide the gaping holes such preparation would have produced in interior and exterior walls. Someone would have said something when pieces of the interior walls were being destroyed and structural beams were being drilled and cut.

Or, perhaps it was Martians preparing for an invasion of planet earth

Its actually shape shifting lizard people from Draco. How do I know this? Cuz the guy who started the whole “illuminati” gambit told me so!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke#Reptilian_humanoids

I think we should broker a deal for the UK where Iran gets Rosie and UK gets their troops back.

H.U.A! (Army-speak for Heard Understood Acknowledged)

Bernard Goldberg, visiting The O’Reilly Factor, distilled Rosie O’Donnell’s latest bizarre rant with an incisive turn of phrase: ‘The real danger is that they’re mainstreaming this hateful nonsense…’…

Last night, Lady Colonel and I heard replays on the radio of Rosie O’Donnell’s rants about the collapse of WTC7. We were both amazed at the zaniness of the tirade. You’d think by her comments she thought she graduated from…

Oh wait…Rosie is still alive.. oh well there goes that theory..

no new questions taking a little break

Seriously, that is what it says. These people are jokes….plain and simple. They are bomb throwers and run away like pansies..no wonder rosie is so cozy with the terrorists..their methods are much the same.

Exactly! Only two things can cause a ship to split in two like that: controlled demolitions or a giant squid.

As evidenced by the icebergs, the water was too cold for squid.

So you tell me what happened!

frankj on March 30, 2007 at 8:47 PM

Funny, frankj!

It had to be controlled demolitions! Or, perhaps it was Martians preparing for an invasion of planet earth

Regarding the water being too cold for squid, that is false.

Squid are found at extreme depths in the sea where the water pressure is extreme and where the temperature is very gold. Scientists have a difficult time studying squid because they are found so deep in the ocean where humans have great difficulty traversing.

In point of fact, some squid have been found at very long lengths, 30 to 50 feet and more.

Ice berg or no ice berg, if a squid were to come that close to the surface they could do whatever they wanted. On the other hand, it would be difficult for an animal, such as a squid, a whale, an octopus, which collectively range in size from 10 feet to 100 feet, to cause excessive damage, like ripping the hull, to a ship the size and strength of the Titanic.

William