Comments on: Heart-ache: Fake dog poo drives wedge between English, Scots

By: TheSev

TheSev — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:49:43 +0000

Glate!

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:25:32 +0000

I try not to stand on dog poop – I tend to wear sandals a lot.

psrch on March 29, 2007 at 2:11 PM

If you walk on just about any street in Europe, and you’re bound to walk a lot, it’s almost inevitable…like NY used to be. But, heh, they are the advanced and superior elite Rosie bows to.

When they step in it, they swear a lot and really lose it. However, none would consider promoting actually doing something about it…like, just picking up after their way-too-fat apartment-dwelling adorable pets.

By: unamused

unamused — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:25:29 +0000

I have an idea. Why not send them a toy sailor/marine next to the english flag instead?

By: kahall

kahall — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:17:50 +0000

Just Poop?

By: mojo

mojo — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:01:33 +0000

“Send oop y’r best doggie poo!”

By: bookwurm322

bookwurm322 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:46:31 +0000

Would it be less offensive if it was an American flag instead? Apparently so.

By: right2bright

right2bright — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:35:57 +0000

Slightly off topic-I don’t care who you are…a big dog taking a dump poop is ALWAYS funny.

KelliD on March 29, 2007 at 2:16 PM

The image is a woman, with a large dog and no bag, and the dog on a neighborhood lawn doing his business. She is frantically looking around hoping no one sees her. A little toot of the horn and a wave as you pass always brings a smile to my face.

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:12:51 +0000

Actually, first they came forcing us to wear seatbelts…
Then they forced our kids to ride in high chairs in the backseat…
Then they said smoking should be illegal…
Then they said we shouldn’t be allowed to use trans-fats…
THEN they came for our fake dog poo.

By: Hening

Hening — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:27:08 +0000

Get it right….”If it’s no Scottish, it’s crrrap”.

Now that England is a Muslim country, it’s even more offensive. Kind of like sending them a bottle of scotch and watching them twist in their sheets.

By: Speakup

Speakup — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:54:09 +0000

I don’t know what I was thinking! A real Scotsman would bet a man that so and so is sending poo in the mail and then pay so and so about 1/4 the amount of the bet to send it.

By: Speakup

Speakup — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:50:03 +0000

A real Scotsman would never pay to send poo to an Englishman. It’s not frugal.

He’d make it himself!

Trooper on March 29, 2007 at 2:34 PM

Ah nah, a Scotsman would have to pay to make it himself, he’d send someone else’s.

Unless George plans on wearing a powdered wig he should lose the Ben Franklin specs.

By: stonemeister

stonemeister — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:47:09 +0000

That’s just disgusting and outrageous! Now, if we were talking about plastic vomit…

By: RC2

RC2 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:58:47 +0000

Hi Gang,

You can lookup deleted web sites on the Wayback Machine here:
http://www.archive.org/index.php

This poo page was not archived since may of 2006 so it doesn’t show this lampoon but you can see the general situation.

Bookmark the link to find other, even ancient, closed web sites.

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:40:16 +0000

Looks like Nancy is giving Bush a prostrate exam.

By: Malpaso

Malpaso — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:35:36 +0000

I’m Scottish, and my people are nothing if not classy…and subtle. ;)

By: shaken

shaken — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:34:25 +0000

Might be a fun gag to leave some behind in one of those Minneapolis taxis. Assuming of course, you aren’t carrying any alcohol or have a guide dog. A little “CAIR” package, if you will.

By: Trooper

Trooper — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:34:03 +0000

A real Scotsman would never pay to send poo to an Englishman. It’s not frugal.

He’d make it himself!

By: brtex

brtex — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:29:52 +0000

Where do you stand on dog poop?
I try not to stand on dog poop – I tend to wear sandals a lot.

psrch on March 29, 2007 at 2:11 PM

Kind of what I was thinking. I don’t know about SK. :)

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:21:59 +0000

I try not to stand on dog poop – I tend to wear sandals a lot.

psrch on March 29, 2007 at 2:11 PM

Looks like dog poop, smells like dog poop, feels like dog poop, tastes like dog poop. Sure glad I didn’t step in it.

By: KelliD

KelliD — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:16:27 +0000

Slightly off topic-I don’t care who you are…a big dog taking ~~a dump~~ poop is ALWAYS funny.

By: psrch

psrch — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:11:21 +0000

Where do you stand on dog poop?

I try not to stand on dog poop – I tend to wear sandals a lot.

By: saint kansas

saint kansas — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:04:24 +0000

Where do you stand on dog poop?

By: amerpundit

amerpundit — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:55:31 +0000

Or if Bush sent a little gift to Pelosi from PostaPoo.com?

By: Slublog

Slublog — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:49:34 +0000

FREEEEEEE-DOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!