Comments on: Finally: Jacko to build 50-foot laser-equipped robot replica of himself

By: Michael Jackson wants to build a 50 foot laser beam spewing robot of himself (seriously)

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:42:57 +0000

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By: TheSev

TheSev — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:45:15 +0000

Aren’t there deserts where he’s at?

Why does he have to come back here?

We’re just going to harass him then.

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:47:36 +0000

Ever wonder if there is such a thing as too much money? Wonder no more.

Mikey’s broke. Has been for awhile. I believe Sony now owns the rights to Beatles collection. He’s been living in Dubai on some prince’s dime.

By: lizzee

lizzee — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:46:00 +0000

THE way home—please?

By: lizzee

lizzee — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:45:02 +0000

Now I know I went through a wormhole to an alternate universe.
Can someone show me he way home,please?

By: Buck Turgidson

Buck Turgidson — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:32:44 +0000

Boy, I sure wish our side had one of those giant robots, huh?

By: thedecider

thedecider — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:22:12 +0000

I have nothing left to say that hasn’t been said here. So, these are my favs in no particular order:

Why doesn’t he just buy a van and a puppy like all the other perverts.
lorien1973 on March 29, 2007 at 3:15 PM

I think the robot should refer to Jacko as ‘Mini Me’.
pistolero on March 29, 2007 at 3:25 PM

I think the Nevada National Guard better look into building a 50 foot tall Joe Jackson to whoop it’s ass when it (inevitably) runs amok.
Number 2 on March 29, 2007 at 3:27 PM

Will it be black or white?
Rode Werk on March 29, 2007 at 3:33 PM

Can you show me on the doll where the giant robot touched you?
saint kansas on March 29, 2007 at 3:41 PM

By: shaken

shaken — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:55:18 +0000

At 50 feet off the ground, a chin that falls off would be devastating. I hope they attach it extra carefully.

By: Blacklake

Blacklake — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:25:13 +0000

Nearly as terrifying as Mecha-Streisand!

By: fusionaddict

fusionaddict — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:24:06 +0000

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lL7QnCAmcWQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FtovadY4lYk&mode=related&search=

jummy on March 29, 2007 at 2:36 PM

YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY…

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:41:49 +0000

Gotta have something to compete with the giant robotic Tom Jones that will be roaming the streets of Branson…

I mean, c’mon! Does anyone see the logistical problems with this story? A 50 ft. robot? Wandering the hot, sandy desert? And shooting laser beams (why not!)?

haha “run amok… and it will… ”

HEE – Hee

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:35:42 +0000

Will it be black or white?

Rode Werk on March 29, 2007 at 3:33 PM

Ebony or Ivory

By: tormod

tormod — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:31:58 +0000

You mean the mawzlems finally got tired of his/it’s antics? AMAZING!

By: Kokonut

Kokonut — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:18:01 +0000

Drudge Report sez that Jacko is sick with pnemonia

By: honora

honora — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:09:18 +0000

Ever wonder if there is such a thing as too much money? Wonder no more.

By: Speakup

Speakup — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:02:56 +0000

Micheal Jacksons’ looks remind me of how John Mark Karr acts.
Freeaky

By: Mazztek

Mazztek — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:58:44 +0000

ENOUGH SAID.

By: silenced majority

silenced majority — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:57:07 +0000

Can you show me on the doll where the giant robot touched you?

saint kansas on March 29, 2007 at 3:41 PM

PRICELESS!!!

By: SPIFF1669

SPIFF1669 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:48:02 +0000

I’m sure the “boys” at base Camp Mercury have some special toys to deal with a Jacko gone wild robot. Nevada Test Site, home of Area 51, is just a hop, skip and a jump up the road.

By: Tanya

Tanya — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:46:32 +0000

Wasn’t this an episode of The Office? Except they decided to make it 2/3 life size, so they could stop it when it turned on them.

By: Wolfman

Wolfman — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:36:13 +0000

It don’t matter if it’s black or white. Hee-hee.

James on March 29, 2007 at 3:52 PM

I was right about to make that joke myself. It’s probably for the best that I didn’t though, because you pulled it off better.

Anyway, doesn’t he still live in Bahrain, where they let him rape all the little boys he wants? Also, isn’t he broke?

By: locomotivebreath1901

locomotivebreath1901 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:16:21 +0000

One word:

freak show

oops.

freakshow

By: k2comp

k2comp — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:10:46 +0000

FRED! is at area 51 getting ready to go downtown with all that sweet alien tech stored there.

By: The Ugly American

The Ugly American — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:56:40 +0000

I prefer sharks with laser beams….but to each his own I guess.

By: James

James — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:52:58 +0000

Will it be black or white?

Rode Werk on March 29, 2007 at 3:33 PM

It don’t matter if it’s black or white. Hee-hee.

Of course, the Jackobot should be a transformer…it could have several external skins to choose from, each more angular and pale than the last. And just for good measure, one that mimics Jacko’s costume from The Wiz.