Comments on: Heart-ache: Panda porn not working

By: Buck Turgidson

Buck Turgidson — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:27:27 +0000

Panda porn, Hmmm. What I want to know is how did they train one to play the pizza delivery guy?

By: SPIFF1669

SPIFF1669 — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:31:05 +0000

Might I suggest some “toys” and/or lotion. Maybe some soft music and candles?

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:29:14 +0000

At the risk of insulting porn on this blog, let me say that the Naomi Wolf article was surprisingly good.

By: RW Wacko

RW Wacko — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:32:35 +0000

No one insults porn on this blog, chump!

Allahpundit on March 27, 2007 at 9:55 PM

It’s a fact, dude. I’ve gone from getting excited by Christy Canyon to falling asleep to midget latex lesbian oil wrestling.

By: tormod

tormod — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:07:11 +0000

Michelle, do we need an official PRUDE for this site? Just curious.

By: Steve LLamabutcher

Steve LLamabutcher — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:20:23 +0000

Chuang Chuang’s probably spending all his time now on Second Life, walking around without his pants on outside the Edwards’ HQ and making obscene comments about how he’s man-panda enough for Professor McGonegle.

By: E L Frederick (Sniper One)

E L Frederick (Sniper One) — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:03:34 +0000

serve as an instructional lesson in how to do it right

Any animal too dumb to figure out how to “do it right” doesn’t deserve to survive. It’s Darwinism at work.

Lin Hui: Get that thing out of my butt!

Chuang Chuang: It’s ok, I saw it in a movie…

By: Anton

Anton — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:06:49 +0000

No one insults porn on this blog, chump!

Allahpundit on March 27, 2007 at 9:55 PM

Nice. Surely nobody from DKos or HuffPo will take that line out of context….

By: Gwillie

Gwillie — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:13:10 +0000

I don’t know but is that a censored bar I’m seeing on the TV? Kind of defeats the whole effect, don’t you think?

By: Buck Turgidson

Buck Turgidson — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:57:24 +0000

Have Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui been matched for 29 components of compatibility?

By: jjjen

jjjen — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:27:17 +0000

It’s only going to make him need some Viagra when he’s with a real panda.

By: Ropera

Ropera — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:18:58 +0000

the female panda is too hairy

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:08:46 +0000

No one insults porn on this blog, chump!

Allahpundit on March 27, 2007 at 9:55 PM

At least the ‘banning hammer’ didn’t go up, yet…

Those frigid pandas – maybe they need financial enticements.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:26:02 +0000

Time for Vito to send in the polar bear and tell Chuang Chuang to straighten up.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:18:57 +0000

The female panda is not getting worked up enough,

Just feed em extasy. That’ll get the freak goin’

By: Chris L.

Chris L. — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:14:44 +0000

Does panda porn come with the typical porn soundtrack?

By: infidel

infidel — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:58:17 +0000

All pandas look alike and Chuang is into koalas.

By: infidel

infidel — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:56:52 +0000

The female panda is not getting worked up enough, maybe panda porn produced by female pandas could solve the problem.

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:55:54 +0000

Porn can desensitize.

No one insults porn on this blog, chump!

By: RW Wacko

RW Wacko — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:54:29 +0000

Porn can desensitize. The real things ain’t good enough anymore b/c it is too vanilla. Just talking about the pandas and all of course.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:42:56 +0000

Has anyone thought that the panda is meant for extinction?

They can only have babies once per year. Male pandas are too stupid to figure out the Rod A Slot B concept. And when females do give birth, they end up killing the baby.

Add to it, that their diet is WAY too strict (bamboo only, I believe).

They are simply chosen to go away. Let’s speed up the process.

Lock and load, baby.

By: HerrMorgenholz

HerrMorgenholz — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:31:05 +0000

Works for me. Did he pay his bill this month?

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:27:30 +0000

Now where are Billy Jeff and Monica when you need them?