Comments on: Palestinian woman caught at crossing with crocodiles strapped to chest

By: smellthecoffee

smellthecoffee — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:20:56 +0000

This will spawn great new idiotic questions for the TSA in the US to add to their repertoire of stupid questions. “Has anyone asked you to carry luggage? Has anyone asked to you carry alligator-skin luggage? Has anyone asked to carry an alligator? Excuse me ma’am, could you please step over to the alligator detector. . .” In this country, one person tries to carry an alligator through a check-point, and you’ve a bill in Congress making it a felony with a mandatory five year sentence, and then some entrepeneur comes up with an alligator detector that everyone has to go through.

In Israel they have some little 21 cutie come up and start chatting you up, and after a couple of minutes of this pleasant diversion, right about the time you think maybe you ought to let your stomach out so you can breathe, you realize you’ve just given her TONS of information. By now, you’ve told her when the alligator’s birthday is, its nickname, etc.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:47:35 +0000

I say they were Allah-gators! Allah-gators, I tell you!

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 23:32:26 +0000

I bet her brassiere hissing and dripping of saliva gave her away!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:56:37 +0000

You’re missing the big picture guys! They wanted to flush them down Israeli toilets so they’ll mutate and attack cities!!

- The Cat

P.S. I wanna put firey hoops up in AQ hot spots just to see what happens.

By: Crocodile bomber? « Absolute Moral Authority

Crocodile bomber? « Absolute Moral Authority — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:33:03 +0000

[...] Update: Heh, I actually found something before Allah. [...]

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:34:03 +0000

In a related story, PETA has demanded that the baby crocs be allowed to die with dignity.

By: William Amos

William Amos — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:18:54 +0000

This brings up the age old question of how many crocodiles can you hide in a burka ?

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:06:29 +0000

Arafat looks like a crocodile in that picture.

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:26:07 +0000

Yeah. Great training, boys. Jumping through hula hoops and a little lighter fluid. Pussies. In my country, that silliness wouldn’t even get you into a good fraternity.

A serious question on this:

“The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on

I wonder – how many people have died because even the Israelis won’t offend Muslim sensibilities enough to ban the burka/veil for security reasons?

Maybe I’m wrong. Anyone know? It just seems like in a rational world, if you were worried about suicide bombers, the first thing you’d do is make sure they couldn’t wear a head-to-toe body sack to hide explosives.

If you can almost smuggle crocodiles, hiding a few pounds of C-4 can’t be that hard.

By: askheaves

askheaves — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:08:30 +0000

“UN bodies and agencies should enable Palestinian refugees to exercise their right of return,” read one sign in English

I’m impressed with the English fluency of these sign writers. The education system in the “Palestinian Refugee Camps” must be astounding.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:04:25 +0000

Hamas is preparing just in case.

That photo of the guy jumping through the flaming hoop is hilarious. Am I the only one who thinks that the terrorist training videos look like some sort of dog show on Animal Planet? Or maybe elementary school gym class?

By: thomashton

thomashton — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:50:32 +0000

In Soviet Russia, crododiles tie themselves to you!

/russian accent

There. Fixed it for you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Too Funny

By: Catseye

Catseye — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:49:58 +0000

I can’t believe that no one came up with an “assault croc” joke.
Is that a croc under your burka or are you just glad to see me?

By: Kini

Kini — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:20:50 +0000

It’s their way of performing a Bris. These are the tools of the trade.
We know so little about these… people?

By: BelchSpeak

BelchSpeak — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:13:20 +0000

Islamic Chastity Belts protect a woman’s honor. There is a similar version in Brazil, but its made out of pirhanas. And experimental version was developed in Australia made of Koalas, but that one proved irresistable- everyone wanted to pet it. Also rejected as a chastity belt was the jelly-fish belt. It was “too sticky.”

By: Queasy

Queasy — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:59:59 +0000

Durka Durka Crikey Jihad!

By: BacaDog

BacaDog — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:53:33 +0000

Jumping through rings on fire, crocodiles tied to people, heavy use of banners and cloth…

All they need are baloons dropping from the ceiling and it could be the Democratic National Convention.

By: saint kansas

saint kansas — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:51:43 +0000

In Russia, crododiles tie themselves to you!

/russian accent

By: stevezilla

stevezilla — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:50:51 +0000

oooh, ooh, I’ve heard this joke before!
A Palestinian woman and a crcocodile go into a bazaar…

By: Wineaholic

Wineaholic — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:47:24 +0000

And Israel has deprived these people of the opportunity to conduct genetic engineering experiments to bring Gacy back for clown duty. He would be perfect. He liked to dig a lot of holes in the ground too, though not for smuggling weapons.

And if the NYT read this comment, their headline could be “Israel to refuse Palestinian right to return, clowns”

By: E L Frederick (Sniper One)

E L Frederick (Sniper One) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:46:02 +0000

oh, guess they can’t afford dogs for that…

Nah, owning dogs is un-Islamic.

By: E L Frederick (Sniper One)

E L Frederick (Sniper One) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:44:53 +0000

Why do they (the Palestinians) have to make Britney Spears and K-Fed look like responsible adults?

By: Bad Candy

Bad Candy — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:43:19 +0000

Is it wrong that I look at that picture of the terrorist jumping through the flaming hoop and the first thought that comes to mind is, oh, guess they can’t afford dogs for that…

By: Bad Candy

Bad Candy — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:41:15 +0000

Jumping through rings on fire, crocodiles tied to people, heavy use of banners and cloth… sounds like an ad for the circus coming to town.

Wineaholic on March 26, 2007 at 1:31 PM

Sounds about right, they just need to bring John Wayne Gacy back from the dead to be their clown.

By: Bad Candy

Bad Candy — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:38:37 +0000

When asked why she was tried to set off the crocodile belt by IDF interrogators, the woman said,

“I shall have the best shoes and handbag if I get to paradise, Allah willing! Death to Israel! Allah Ackbar!”