I won’t shake Condi’s dirty feminine hand

3rd 7th century thinking…

Calling NOW, calling NOW…no one there…calling NOW…

- The Cat

I have been told by a Muslim that if a Holy Warrior on Jihad is killed by a woman infidel in combat, he:

1. Does not go to heaven.
2. Does not get the milk and honey and sweet dates
3. Does not get the 72 virgins.

It’s a HUGE insult to be bested by a woman who is also kuffir. It means that the Jihadi isn’t not “man enough” to be a martyr. Or so I am told.

The Monster on March 26, 2007 at 12:18 PM

Try to show our Secretary of State a little more respect, OK? She gets enough black stereotypes thrown at her by the left; friendly fire from the right, even in jest, is just uncalled for.

Say, doesn’t Iran rely on a few sea based oil platforms for transshipments? Why don’t we accidentatlly run into them with some oil tankers?

Exit question: More virgins.
spmat on March 26, 2007 at 1:46 PM

Yeah, but will he shake their hands?

I think Condi doesn’t have to slap, punch, or perform any type of violence in any way, cartoonish or otherwise. She is above the violence inherent in Islam. But kick em in the wallet, that’s my kind of boxing.

The Machine on March 26, 2007 at 12:59 PM

Only after the massive pr0n airdrop.

Exit question: Should we expect Iran to pour less money into terrorism now? Or more?

How do you say “double down” in Farsi?

Take along a camera inside the planes.

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Now, if we could just get Hillary to EAT some bacon and KISS the F.M., we’d be in business!

Albo: “…for they have cooties and are icky.” HAHAHAHA Best line so far!

And you know what happens next. Mottaki wouldn’t ever want to go back to his wives.

A tragedy, I tells ya.

SCGOPgirl on March 26, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Only if she ties the bacon to the back of her hand, so as to pimp-slap the FM while reciting the Leonidas speech from 300, the one right before he kicks the Persian into the well.

Exit question: Should we expect Iran to pour less money into terrorism now? Or more?

Probably more. I get the feeling that, to the Iranian regime, this is just a game of seeing who will flinch first.

I keep hearing about how the Iranian people are somewhat pro-west (and more open-minded), despite the lunatics in power. How will this play out, if things continue to go the way they are? How long will they tolerate this regime that brings them nothing but poverty and misery?

I would love to see Condi punch him in the mouth, but slapping him upside the head with a side of bacon would be hillarious!

SCGOPgirl

Eat some bacon then get in close to him lol

We are still the “infidel” to them, and they will treat us as such. The only way to deal with Iran effectively is to posses power and force, and the willingness to use it. Nothing less will work with the Iranians.

Given that, they took those Brits which would make no sense… ultimately, I am getting the feeling from Iran that the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing.