Now if it were a soundproofed room and…(should I even continue with this line of thinking?)

steveegg on March 25, 2007 at 9:40 PM

You can always use the infamous Cone of Silence.

As for lunch…. only if I can bring my cluebat.

I don’t know what’s wrong with Rush and you. I mean I can kinda get Rush trying to steam her, but like seriously, I wouldn’t touch her with Allahpundit.

- The Cat

MirCat on March 25, 2007 at 9:52 PM

Two quick comments:

- Don’t think gutter
- Valerie is already “touched”

Both Chris Mathews and Keith Olberman have auctions as well. The sad thing is, people have actually bid on them. They must be thinking “It is for charity”.

DAT60A3 on March 25, 2007 at 8:57 PM

That sounds like one of those things where even the winners are losers.

Includes lunch for two(2) with Valerie Plame Wilson and Joe Wilson and a signed book.

I don’t care what’s for lunch, but I’d like the signed book to be Ann Coulter’s Godless. There are some choice lines about Joe I could underline for them.

Now if it were a soundproofed room and…(should I even continue with this line of thinking?)

steveegg on March 25, 2007 at 9:40 PM

I don’t know what’s wrong with Rush and you. I mean I can kinda get Rush trying to steam her, but like seriously, I wouldn’t touch her with Allahpundit.

- The Cat

RightWinged on March 25, 2007 at 9:29 PM

Heh. Nice.

In the end, though, you know he’d just say you were lying about his order and blame Bush.

Lets donate money for Michelle to go…and wear a hidden camera. Fun for the whole family!

GoodBoy on March 25, 2007 at 7:47 PM

Grrr, I just had to take a nap so you would get there first!! :) But hidden Camera nothing, I say have a camera right out in the open and grill ‘em all night.

- The Cat

Don’t do it folks. I have a feeling that Joe Wilson is the type of guy who would order lobster and Dom Perignon and stick you with the bill.

Slublog on March 25, 2007 at 9:06 PM

No, he would order it… but the server would say they were all out. When I came back here and told you guys that he had tried to order the lobster and Dom Perignon, he’d rush to the NY Times to write an editorial about how he did DIDN’T have the lobster and Dom Perignon, even though all I ever said was that he’d attempted to order it. It would then be determined that he’s a vegetarian and probably not the best person to be ordering lobster, and that it was his wife who actually told him to order it. Alright… I’m bored with this already, someone can finish it up for me if they feel like it.

Don’t do it folks. I have a feeling that Joe Wilson is the type of guy who would order lobster and Dom Perignon and stick you with the bill.

Slublog on March 25, 2007 at 9:06 PM

No, he would order it… but the server would say they were all out. When I came back here and told you guys that he had tried to order the lobster and Dom Perignon, he’d rush to the NY Times to write an editorial about how he did have the lobster and Dom Perignon, even though all I ever said was that he’d attempted to order it. It would then be determined that he’s a vegetarian and probably not the best person to be ordering lobster, and that it was his wife who actually told him to order it. Alright… I’m bored with this already, someone can finish it up for me if they feel like it.

Are these two that hard up for attention they’ll do lunch with strangers?

Oh, I get it the “they don’t remember who told them” is supposed to be a joke mocking those that didn’t leak her name, because she wasn’t covert anyway, right? Of course the “leak scandal” language is stuck in there again, which is just perpetuating the lie… but then it gets weird. “Willowy blond”? Look, it’s okay for us to be talking about her looks, etc. But when she wants to pretend to have been this covert agent who’s cover was blown, and act like some serious crime was committed here, and then joke about her looks?

Even better than the blond comment is the full description – “willowy blond CIA operative“. Why doesn’t it say covert agent?

Includes lunch for two(2) with Valerie Plame Wilson and Joe Wilson and a signed book.

We don’t remember who told us, but you’ll have lunch with Ambassador Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame at a “safehouse”.

Lost in the din of the leak scandal that has consumed Washington is the very personal impact on the willowy blond CIA operative at its center. Plame, 42, wife of former U.S. Ambassador Joseph Wilson, has become the most famous spy in the world, but her career has been derailed. It appears likely she will leave the CIA, some acquaintances say, but she hasn’t publicly signaled her plans.

Having lunch with these two fascinating and compelling people will surely be a fantastic experience to remember forever.

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Flambe.

It’ll come.

The Pack O’ Lies tm she and Joe keep spinning will eventually snag their sorry rea-ends.

Give them time…

If I were wealthy enough, I’d take the top bid – and then sit at lunch and just point at her and laugh for an hour. No need to talk. Just pointing. And laughing.