No, no, just kidding. Ain’t no room in the cracker barrel for a city slicker like Algore and his fancypants talk about emissions and carbon offsets. Fred’s firmly in the skeptic category.

I’ve no doubt the down-home vibe is sincere, but honestly, it’s starting to wear on me. I’m going to go cleanse the palate by listening to Rudy lay into that guy about his ferret obsession. Ah, Noo Yawk.

Update: Fred’s already tied with Romney in Ohio, which says a lot more about Romney than it does about Fred.