By, um, animal rights activists. The zookeepers are domesticating him, which means he might have trouble interacting with other polar bears later, which naturally means it’s better that he die.

I’m not unsympathetic to their position. Cuteness at moderate levels is productive and useful, but cuteness this highly enriched could cause mass shock, seizures, and uncontrollable cooing. If it were ever to fall into the wrong hands…

Let’s just pray that day never comes.

There’s an even cuter video posted at the Daily Mail. Don’t click if you have a heart condition; otherwise please observe this, your strong cuteness warning, and proceed. It’s at the end of the article.