Video: Lethally adorable baby polar bear marked for death

posted at 4:54 pm on March 20, 2007 by Allahpundit

By, um, animal rights activists. The zookeepers are domesticating him, which means he might have trouble interacting with other polar bears later, which naturally means it’s better that he die.

I’m not unsympathetic to their position. Cuteness at moderate levels is productive and useful, but cuteness this highly enriched could cause mass shock, seizures, and uncontrollable cooing. If it were ever to fall into the wrong hands…

Let’s just pray that day never comes.

There’s an even cuter video posted at the Daily Mail. Don’t click if you have a heart condition; otherwise please observe this, your strong cuteness warning, and proceed. It’s at the end of the article.

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His mother rejected him. By letting him live, they are interfering with her right to choose!

Eric12470210 on March 21, 2007 at 2:22 PM

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