Quotes of the day

posted at 10:40 pm on March 15, 2007 by Allahpundit

“The situation is dismal. My research shows that if you don’t have sex for a month, you probably won’t for a year.”

“[S]ex with another species may be very occasionally quite a good idea.”

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Less Sex Behind Fewer Japan Births

Wait…the two are connected?

This explains so. much.

Slublog on March 15, 2007 at 10:48 PM

hybrid speciation – Rove you magnificent bast***d!

Limerick on March 15, 2007 at 10:50 PM

Sorry, my quote of the day???

“Where the hell was McCain during the War vote???”

ME

Romeo13 on March 15, 2007 at 11:08 PM

Fitting for the topic

- The Cat

MirCat on March 15, 2007 at 11:15 PM

This is a harbinger for Sex Police regime change. Harassment will become manditory.

laelaps on March 15, 2007 at 11:25 PM

“Where the hell was McCain during the War vote???”

Excellent question. Perhaps some reporter will ask him during the straight talk, part two tour.

HAHAHAHAHA….

Okay…maybe not.

Slublog on March 15, 2007 at 11:27 PM

“The situation is dismal. My research shows that if you don’t have sex for a month, you probably won’t for a year.”

Is AP talking about his own situation? If so, let’s buy AP a dog! :)

lorien1973 on March 15, 2007 at 11:30 PM

You beat me to the easy groin punch, Lorien.

Valiant on March 15, 2007 at 11:49 PM

I’ll bet that that second article is just a roundabout way of excusing the purchase of a wussy designer dog like a puggle or labradoodle. Ugh…they’re mutts people, you’re paying $1500 bucks for a mutt with a cutesy name.

Bad Candy on March 15, 2007 at 11:52 PM

Heh, Lorien, just not a goofy designer dog. cockerpoo is the worst of these ridiculous names, unless one of you have a better one.

Bad Candy on March 15, 2007 at 11:54 PM

From what I understand, enough is known now about the dog genome (aggression, companionability, timidity etc.) that they could breed the perfect pet.

I think I’d still rather have a greyhound.

My dog is faster than your dog.

rokemronnie on March 16, 2007 at 12:01 AM

I’ll bet that that second article is just a roundabout way of excusing the purchase of a wussy designer dog like a puggle or labradoodle.

No; its the first lob into making bestiality normal and acceptable. “I’m just humpin this dog to help evolution! Don’t judge me!”

cockerpoo is the worst of these ridiculous names, unless one of you have a better one.

AP’s would be Kirsten of course. Come on now :P

lorien1973 on March 16, 2007 at 12:01 AM

I can’t think of a more reliable way of tabulating population growth than to source the sales revenues of a condom manufacturer. I mean thats just cutting edge. I hear petsmart is booming in Japan too. Hmm. Ya think?

sonnyspats1 on March 16, 2007 at 12:15 AM

I’m without a dog right now, but I’m considering a greyhound when I’m at a point where I can own one. Something about owning an animal that can do 45mph sprints is cool.

Bad Candy on March 16, 2007 at 12:19 AM

No ones made a Clerks II joke yet? I’m surprised.

Bad Candy on March 16, 2007 at 12:22 AM

So if we go with the hybrid sex, do we still need to purchase offsets. Oh wait, no, that was cars. Never mind.

CyberCipher on March 16, 2007 at 12:49 AM

Michigan’s statute on sodomy and bestiality is vague and does not outlaw sex with a dead dog.

Entelechy on March 16, 2007 at 1:08 AM

“[S]ex with another species may be very occasionally quite a good idea.”

Nope. Not gonna read the link. Can’t make me do it.

flipflop on March 16, 2007 at 1:12 AM

“[S]ex with another species may be very occasionally quite a good idea.”

The answer to the riddle of why PETA thinks more highly of animals, than humans.
People
Enjoying
The
Animals

right2bright on March 16, 2007 at 1:15 AM

Hillary had an awakening – she wans’t co-president with Bill after all.

Entelechy on March 16, 2007 at 1:23 AM

Hillary had an awakening – she wans’t co-president with Bill after all.

Entelechy on March 16, 2007 at 1:23 AM

I had a very disturbing dream two nights ago about Hillary and Bill. It was like something out of a Hunter S. Thompson vision after 5 days awake on meth. This is not the forum to go into details. But I may well be the true Goreacle.

laelaps on March 16, 2007 at 1:57 AM

“[S]ex with another species may be very occasionally quite a good idea.”

Is this where sheeple come from?

hillbillyjim on March 16, 2007 at 2:21 AM

You know, I built my house from the ground up, but they don’t call me Savage the House Builder. I caught one of the biggest fish in Florida, but they don’t call me Savage the Fisherman. I’ve lived on a farm for almost my entire life, but they don’t call me Savage the Farmer. And yet I bang ONE SHEEP…

Savage on March 16, 2007 at 2:26 AM

Savage on March 16, 2007 at 2:26 AM

Just ONE?

hillbillyjim on March 16, 2007 at 2:39 AM

The answer to the riddle of why PETA thinks more highly of animals, than humans.
People
Enjoying
The
Animals

right2bright on March 16, 2007 at 1:15 AM

I thought it was People Eating Tasty Animals?

And if God didn’t want us to eat animals, He wouldn’t have made them out of meat.

ReubenJCogburn on March 16, 2007 at 3:09 AM

I blame it on Global Warming.

Kini on March 16, 2007 at 3:23 AM

“[S]ex with another species may be very occasionally quite a good idea.”

Rosie’s girlfriend said this, right? Rosie must be some new breed of IDIOT that we haven’t seen before.

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on March 16, 2007 at 7:00 AM

Just remember “BAAAA! Means NO!”

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on March 16, 2007 at 7:00 AM

You mean it’s actually ok to have sex with Rosie?

NeverSubmit on March 16, 2007 at 7:10 AM

I blame it on Global Warming.

I blame it on Bush.

ballz2wallz on March 16, 2007 at 7:29 AM

Gore, Rosie and Bill Maher are all examples of hybrid speciation.

mountainmanbob on March 16, 2007 at 7:36 AM

To paraphrase Woody Allen, this really increases your chances of getting a date.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on March 16, 2007 at 7:55 AM

“[S]ex with another species may be very occasionally quite a good idea.”

So I don’t need to feel guilty about the occasional hippie chick, then?

B Moe on March 16, 2007 at 7:59 AM

Less Sex Behind Fewer Japan Births

In other news:

* Dodging Traffic a Risky Undertaking
* Losing Job Will Make It Hard to Pay Off Mortgages
* Democrats Consider Raising Taxes

(courtesy of OpinionJournal)

Niko on March 16, 2007 at 8:04 AM

“faggot” verses beastiality? Hmmmmm

Both jokes, where with a little bit of thinking, the context is completely clear.

Is this how we “lead by example”?

csdeven on March 16, 2007 at 9:05 AM

In that second article, another good one to go with the one you have up, Allah, is:

“It might be worth throwing the dice every now and then to try for something really weird and see if it works out,” he said.

nailinmyeye on March 16, 2007 at 9:39 AM

Hmmm… guess you could call it cutsy…

My dogs a Dun-o….

He’s a mutt… so when people ask…. I say he’s a dun-o…. as in I don’t know…..

Romeo13 on March 16, 2007 at 10:03 AM

Here’s the “Money Quote” from the article:

Hybrid-formed species are usually extremely difficult to detect because of their close physical resemblance to their parent species, he said.

Actually, they are not that hard to detect. And this is not new to science. “Animal Husbandry” as well as biology experts have known about this type of breeding throughout recorded agricultural history.

Interbreeding within biological subfamilies such as bovines, (eg: bison and domestic cattle) is well known. But interbreeding between distinctly different biological subfamilies, (Cows, camels, horses, cats, just doesn’t work, etc).

Attempts to try and hybridize between these types of sub-species or sub-families are generally defined by the concept Chimera (generally considered unnatural monsters).

These types of cross breeding are generally man influenced, not something that naturally occurs on a regular normal basis.

Bison and cattle interbreeding is not a natural occurrence unless man forces the Bison and cows together in close quarters, and even then it often takes artificial insemination to make the process work. Same with camels and llamas, or horses and donkeys. Yes, they can and do interbreed, but it generally requires some level of unnatural intervention by man. However, in a natural setting these various animal “breeds” (or any wild animal group) general carve out territories and keep to their own, rarely if ever mixing blood lines.

Try and breed a cow and a camel, or a llama and a horse, or a chimp and a human. It just doesn’t work. It doesn’t work in nature and it doesn’t work in a test tube.

Lawrence on March 16, 2007 at 10:14 AM

From whence they came…

Suspicions about Liberals: Confirmed

franksalterego on March 16, 2007 at 10:16 AM

Nah. I’m not talking about that, Rom, thats funny in an aw shucks kinda way. Haven’t you seen designer dogs? They’re mutts that people bill as a real breed, and charge obscene prices for them, and make up ridiculous names for their new ‘breed’. Now that people are making fun of Designer Dogs, they’re now marketing them as hybrids which is where all that came about.

Its not so much the dogs that I’m bugged by, its the fact that there are people that are paying as much as you would for a show quality purebred with an AKC registry with breeding rights, bought from people running puppy mills who are raking it in hand over fist, for a mutt, while there are thousands of mutts sitting in shelters that you can have for nothing. I think they’re just a walking symbol of the PT Barnum effect, which is what grates at me.

That and my family’s always had purebred pets with proper registry, and I think thats the best way to fight the feral problem because it encourages controlled breeding and population control.

Bad Candy on March 16, 2007 at 10:22 AM

Lawrence: or a chimp and a human.

Some random moonbat: O RLY? How do you explain our failure-in-chief HUH WINGNUT!!!11!11!11

Sorry, I couldn’t resist!

Bad Candy on March 16, 2007 at 10:26 AM

Michigan’s statute on sodomy and bestiality is vague and does not outlaw sex with a dead dog.

Entelechy on March 16, 2007 at 1:08 AM

Well this is the problem with laws on these types of things. People are just way worse than you ever imagine. Was this guy at least having at a female dead dog–crossing species is one thing, but homosexuality, there’s where we draw the line!!

Good one Entelechy and have a great St Pat’s!!

honora on March 16, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Related family guy clips!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q62cTQwWu0

(I can’t find the money clip for this episode, where the puppies have mr pewterschmidt’s face). Damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7w4z8LYink

Best clip ever!

lorien1973 on March 16, 2007 at 11:03 AM

Maybe we could ship some of our illegal aliens over to Japan. You know…kind of a “human offset” sort of thing.

On the other topic, there was this.

brtex on March 16, 2007 at 11:14 AM

honora on March 16, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Yeah, I made the mistake of following that link too. It is going to take a while to get that mental image out of my mind. Yuk!!!

brtex on March 16, 2007 at 11:16 AM

Good one Entelechy and have a great St Pat’s!!

honora on March 16, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Thanks. You too honora. All green food here at work – potluck :) Everyone had green trinkets and even a pot-o-gold on their desk, when we came in. Must have been those leprechauns visiting over night.

Niko on March 16, 2007 at 8:04 AM

Great examples, good to see you here again Niko.

Entelechy on March 16, 2007 at 12:38 PM

So there’s a very small chance I could spawn a centaur army? Quickly, somebody bring me a mare.

Darth Executor on March 16, 2007 at 8:43 PM