British school renames “Three Little Pigs” to avoid offending Muslims
posted at 4:12 pm on March 15, 2007 by Allahpundit
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There’s a happy ending to this story, I promise.
[O]rganisers of the Kirklees Primary Music Festival decided to change the script to be ’sensitive’ to Muslims at a recent committee meeting.
Committee member Gill Goodswen, head teacher of Stile Common Junior School, defending the move.
She said: “We have to be sensitive if we want to be multi-cultural. It was felt it would be more responsible not to use the three little pigs.
“We feared that some Muslim children wouldn’t sing along to the words about pigs,’ she said.
And as promised, here’s the happy ending.
But Shaykh Ibrahim Mogra from the Muslim Council of Britain branded the move ‘bizarre’.
He said: “The vast majority of Muslims have no problem whatsoever with the Three Little Pigs. It’s always been the traditional way of telling the story and I don’t see why that should be changed.
“There’s an issue about the eating of pork, which is forbidden, but there is no prohibition about reading stories about pigs. This is an unnecessary step.”…
Mr Mogra said: “How far are we going to go? Are we going to change the seven dwarves because it’s discriminatory towards people who are physically less able? Where do you draw the line?
“Every time we get these stories Muslims are seen more and more as misfits. We have to accept there’s a predominant culture here.”
Exit question: When did the left become more sensitive to Islamophobia than, er, Muslims?
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Oh for God’s sake…
John on March 15, 2007 at 4:16 PM
Next is the re-write to Charlotte’s Web.
Limerick on March 15, 2007 at 4:20 PM
And the Big Bad Jihadi said “I’ll huff, and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your civilzation down, Infidels!”
Pablo on March 15, 2007 at 4:21 PM
My understanding is Muslims don’t like doggies also.
Hows bout this, the three little Christians and the Big Bad Politically Correct Idiots.
Are you offended now?
Kini on March 15, 2007 at 4:23 PM
I had many Muslim friends in Indonesia ask me if I had ever eaten pork.
I assured them it was delicious. Especially baby back ribs with beer.
Story 2: at one point, our cook (Muslim) came in and booted me out of the kitchen b/c I was cooking bacon. I said she didn’t have to cook it, for obvious reasons. She assured me that she cooked it all the time–her husband loved the stuff.
Now, Indonesia isn’t the whole Muslim world, and is pretty different than, say, the Arab peninsula. But they’re relatively easygoing about other people eating pigs, in my experience. Actually eating it, like my cook’s husband, is a bit of an exception…
TexasDan on March 15, 2007 at 4:24 PM
Ok, not to spam here or anything, but any Indonesian will tell you that black dogs taste the best.
So, at least some Muslims like ‘em plenty. Black ones. With hot sauce.
TexasDan on March 15, 2007 at 4:26 PM
Geez. Good to see some Muslims calling a PC idiot a PC idiot.
However, I bet in Gaza, they probably teach kids about the Three Little Martyrs and the Big Bad Zionist Entity.
CP on March 15, 2007 at 4:28 PM
Yep… and then the 7 Dwarves had the three little pigs over for dinner….
And the roast Pork was delicious…
Romeo13 on March 15, 2007 at 4:29 PM
There was a debate on contraception a few topics down.
Can everyone see the wisdom of the Catholic Church’s ban on contraception now? (For Honora: This a doctrine that faithful Catholics have to believe.)
Europeans had better start reproducing. Muslims vote overwhelmingly for liberals, and hypersensitive liberals love banning everything traditional in our culture.
januarius on March 15, 2007 at 4:30 PM
When they realized that the jihadis needed their support to defeat the Great Satan.
RedWinged Blackbird on March 15, 2007 at 4:30 PM
When the left started licking their lips with the realization of the potential to create a victimized identity group.
You win prizes if you answer the exit question correctly, right?
Bad Candy on March 15, 2007 at 4:32 PM
Once again PC grovelers miss the 800-pound gorilla in the room. Offending Muslims is a moral imperative. Now if you don’t mind, I’ll go back to reading my copy of The Three Child Molesting Prophets.
dostrick on March 15, 2007 at 4:33 PM
If the pigs would become puppies; and the wolf stayed a wolf; doesn’t the story advocate cannibalism instead?
lorien1973 on March 15, 2007 at 4:34 PM
Jihad Offsets.
Kid from Brooklyn on March 15, 2007 at 4:34 PM
M1A2 Sepp2 Abrams.,,,,,70 tons of offsets (she is a big-FAT piggy)
Limerick on March 15, 2007 at 4:37 PM
Bobber on March 15, 2007 at 4:38 PM
The Three Little Apes?
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on March 15, 2007 at 4:40 PM
After September 11, 2001 when Islam became the official and prized religion of the Left both in academia and in politics.
januarius on March 15, 2007 at 4:40 PM
Don’t forget the mango salsa.
silenced majority on March 15, 2007 at 4:41 PM
Ugh, I just remembered that stupid Green Jelly song.
Here, so you can all join me in my pop culture misery.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3F2Teu8L5zM
Bad Candy on March 15, 2007 at 4:45 PM
http://www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?Item=1296
to make the discussion fair.
Limerick on March 15, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Oh by the way, strong crappy metal warning on that video, and I think the word ‘ass’ is used once.
Bad Candy on March 15, 2007 at 4:50 PM
Except when they are singing about Jews and Christians……
PinkyBigglesworth on March 15, 2007 at 4:51 PM
At the present time the Three Pigs story and the Rosie on KSM story are side by side……the pics complement each other.
Limerick on March 15, 2007 at 4:58 PM
Typical leftism, create a PC problem where one does not exist.
Speakup on March 15, 2007 at 4:59 PM
“We feared that some Muslim children
wouldn’t sing along to the wordswould blow our asses up about pigs,” she said..
The Machine on March 15, 2007 at 5:24 PM
Ya know how said it is, when Muslims call the liberals “bizarre” for being PC for Muslims?
amerpundit on March 15, 2007 at 5:34 PM
When pandering became a politcal strategy. Think 1966-ish.
Theworldisnotenough on March 15, 2007 at 5:37 PM
Common sense from the Muslim Council of Britain?!
This is like one of those LGF ‘Flying Pig’ moments.
infidel4life on March 15, 2007 at 5:47 PM
Pun intended.
infidel4life on March 15, 2007 at 5:48 PM
Whoa that’s right the MBC. So this is more of a we will be offended when we want kuffars. Only our outrage is legitimate outrage.
Theworldisnotenough on March 15, 2007 at 5:57 PM
*MCB
Theworldisnotenough on March 15, 2007 at 5:59 PM
I’m outraged at the non-outrage…I think…
JetBoy on March 15, 2007 at 6:36 PM
Here’s something not being widely reported (found it in a local paper):
A classic case of left meets Islamic extremism.
http://littlebulldogs.blogspot.com/2007/03/multiculturalism-and-islamism.html
Little Bulldogs on March 15, 2007 at 6:36 PM
This was a very Pig Headed decision. Just like the decision that was made that I can’t edit my nickname to restore my “k”.
Thanks,
JayHaw”k” Phrenzie :)
JayHaw Phrenzie on March 15, 2007 at 7:34 PM
Now THAT’S funny…
Lonevoice on March 15, 2007 at 8:19 PM
TD, they’re not dogs, they’re pigs. They just can’t tell the difference.
And I agree, they do taste good with the hot sauce!
Kini on March 15, 2007 at 8:27 PM
The whole notion of this really chaps my ass. We *always* have to modify *our* culture to accommodate other cultures yet other cultures *never* need to accept any of our customs, stories, traditions, etc. The unspoken idea here is that we are bad, our culture is bad, and we *always* need to change our culture in order to avoid offending and if we ever see something in another culture that we find offensive, it is wrong to be offended and need “cultural diversity sensativity training”.
It’s horse crap. All of it.
crosspatch on March 15, 2007 at 9:54 PM
I guess my point is, the Muslins should have been sent to a cultural awareness class to teach them that the story was not written to offend Muslims and any offense they feel is their “stuff” and they need to deal with it. THEY need to adapt to OUR culture, not the other way round.
crosspatch on March 15, 2007 at 9:56 PM
Why would any school be telling the story of the Three Little Pigs in the first place? Is that all they have to tell kids these days… fairy tales?
Maxx on March 15, 2007 at 10:35 PM
What they didn’t tell us was that to appease the Muslim religious sensibilities, “The Three Little Pigs” would be changed to “The Three Little Jews.” The movie “King Kong” would be changed to “King Christian,” the Empire State Building is changed to the Kaaba, and the airplanes are flown by mullahs.
Tantor on March 15, 2007 at 11:37 PM
Can’t we just rewrite the Koran?
Halley on March 16, 2007 at 1:23 AM
Isn’t a shoe a symbol of dissrespect. How about the old lady who lived in a shoe? And the “this little piggy went to market” with the toes? And what about the other thread on HA about having sex with another species may be good. PETA won’t have any more sex without their pigs.
right2bright on March 16, 2007 at 1:23 AM
“How far are we going to go?”
How far? Until you fall off the White Cliffs of Dover and into the English Channel! You’ve lost, it’s over, just convert now and get it over with.
First it was the Piglet sticker that had to be removed from the side of a computer because a muslim coworker was *offended*, then Burger King had to redesign their ice cream lids because the swirl looked like “Allah” when turned sideways and somebody was *offended*, and not THIS!
I can’t believe the people who survived the Blitz of London and shot Hitler’s Luftwaffe out of the sky could surrender so easily to a bunch of whining crybaby sissygirl muslims ’cause they don’t wanna “offend” anyone! You think THEY care about offending YOU when they blow up your trains and buses??? WAKE UP BRITIAN!!! YOU ARE DHIMMIS! YOU PAY THEM THE JIZYA TAX IN THE FORM OF WELFARE! Fight back! Make babies! Go to church! Defend yourselves and your way of life! You’re under yet another Blitz!
Tony737 on March 16, 2007 at 2:50 AM
oooops! “And NOW this”
Tony737 on March 16, 2007 at 2:51 AM
In the San Jose/Campbell, California area..I signed up for a class for my kid who was 1.5 yrs old..a gym kids class through parks and recreation. When counting piggy toes..like this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none….we could not say the pig had roast beef..we were forced to say pizza. I have no doubt that they’ll change the piggy out too.
I also was in a mom’s group that I finally had to leave and a friend told me that they were planning their christmas party last year and they argued for a long time on if they were allowed to serve bacon because of offending muslims and vegetarians. They are lucky I had quit, I would have demanded bacon lol.
I wish I was joking about this, but I’m not.
Highrise on March 16, 2007 at 4:19 AM
Highrise:
I swear to God, if some Marxist tool ever tells me I can’t say “roast beef” in that ditty, I’m going to replace it with “roast Marxist kindergarten teacher” instead of pizza.
Or, if I was feeling exceptionally charitable, “Savory, juicy fresh roast beef!”
Merovign on March 16, 2007 at 5:55 AM
Can we have the “Flying Imams Who Cried Wolf?”
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on March 16, 2007 at 7:02 AM
This reminds me of the south park episode where the school nurse had a dead fetus attached to her head, and in a show of sensitivity they focused on her uniqueness so much that she called them all a bunch of freaks.
Viewtifulgare on March 16, 2007 at 11:25 AM
I would suggest, no I demand, that Gill Goodswen cover her head in public, not be allowed to speak unless her muslim male escort gives her permission, be barred from going out in public inescorted by a family member or her husband not of her choosing.
That infidel B*tch should be more respectful to the culture of Muslims!
Bearhopi on March 16, 2007 at 1:34 PM
But then wouldn’t they have to build their third house out of bricks made without straw?
James on March 16, 2007 at 1:44 PM
Considering their over sensitivity has caused Native American mascots to be removed though we could care less about the use of Chiefs and Braves as mascots (personally I find it offensive that they seem bent on removing things that represent my heritage from the public square), and considering that they’re more offended than the Wiccans are of witches at halloween celebrations
I’d say that’s a no brainer man. I don’t even see how you could ask that question.
One Angry Christian on March 18, 2007 at 2:09 PM
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