I have come up with the ultimate moonbat conspiracy theory.

Global Warming is a farce created by Free Masons trying desperately to regain the power they lost after world war 2 thanks to targeting by the Nazis and Communists. Not only are the Free Masons responsible for the lie they tried to cover up the trail by setting up several noted Jewish politicians for the fall as they were seeking to take over the middle-east via Israel. Global Warming is merely an excuse by Free Masons who want a single world government molded in the image of the Western Christian society to prevent underdeveloped non-Christian countries from making any important advancements in technology and economics.

So here are the general points:
1. Free Masons had been resisted in their quest for a single-world government that began in the beginning of 20th century by the “Noble Nazis” and only after the Allied Victory could the Masons make an attempt to level the playing field. They were worried that developing countries would use German and American technology to cut the gap between societies in technology and so they devised a scheme that would take close to a hundred years before cutting off the lesser countries from their own dreams of independence. The idea that something like CO2, an unavoidable product of National growth, would destroy the world and therefor be banned in poorer countries (of course countries in Europe and North America would still use their production methods, because complaining about it is just as good as doing something about it.) is a genius and evil masterplot to keep rich countries rich and poor countries poor until the eventual takeover.

2. Zionists. The Free Masons knew that if implicated in this plot they would surely be doomed. Alas, the global scapegoat of history, the Jews, could be blamed for almost anything without bigots and zealots even batting an eye. The righteous defenders of the Jews would refuse to believe that the Jews had concocted the idea of Global Warming and the racist hate-mongers would blame them no matter who was ultimately responsible. Israel and Hollywood have both promoted the idea that Global Warming is a growing crisis that will destroy all life on the planet…notice the Jews? Hmmm???

3. The lie has gotten out of hand. Now that the population has taken a hold of the religion of global warming, suggestions emerge that civilized countries cut in half the side-product of CO2 from their factories and cars. Only now does a small minority of scientists speak out against the obvious farce that is Global Warming. They leak such credible evidence that it is a sure sign that the Free Masons have decided to reverse the damage they themselves have caused.

DeathtotheSwiss on March 12, 2007 at 7:18 PM