Comments on: Guardian marks 50th birthday of bold, elusive “Scarlet Pimpernel of jihad”

By: TexasDan

TexasDan — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:50:13 +0000

Nine out of 10 people view him negatively, according to a recent poll.

They moved on from that piquant observation rather quickly, didn’t they?

Oh they Afghans. What the hell do they know? Now for some quotes from the fan base…

Didn’t the Scarlet Pimpernel save lives?

Yeah, but they were Frenchlives. So he’s still a mixed bag.

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 21:18:46 +0000

3/10, Been Hiden’s b-day. 3/11, Madrid train bombing. Back to back atrocities.

By: seejanemom

seejanemom — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 15:56:58 +0000

A BIN LADEN BIRTHDAY HOROSCOPE.

By: RedinBlueCounty

RedinBlueCounty — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 15:20:57 +0000

In reality it’s not likely to be much of a bash. Birthday parties are frowned upon by Wahhabi puritans such as the al-Qaida leader, who consider such celebrations a vulgar western import.

I can imagine that quite a few millions of people, like me, have no desire to celebrate his birth; so not having a party would be very appropriate. As a birthday wish, I’d like to say: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits, Bin Baby!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:19:54 +0000

What’s worse are these freeks that customer service has to deal with going out and representing the US. Just think, the guy you have to stand behind in line at the grocery store that is yelling at the cashier is the only contact that they have to the U.S.A.

- The Cat

By: SailorDave

SailorDave — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:05:44 +0000

“Osama is a hero,” said Kamran Ali, a 23-year-old call centre operator in Islamabad. “Americans have done many bad things against Muslims. Osama stands up to them.” Like many Pakistanis he discounted suggestions that Bin Laden was linked to the World Trade Centre attacks. “There’s no proof of that,” he said.

Nice to imagine that the guy I have to call when I can’t get my new printer set up thinks I’m an infidel and wishes I were dead.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:03:21 +0000

The Scarlet Pumplernickel would kick his butt! Clicky - The Cat

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:00:42 +0000

Birthday present for Osama Bin Laden! If you’d be so kind as to provide me with a home address will get this ~~GBU-24,~~ er… I mean “package” there before you know it.

Be sure that you make a wish before we you blow the candles out.

By: PoliticallyIncorrectSandy

PoliticallyIncorrectSandy — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:52:51 +0000

Knock knock knock.

“Candygram.”

“Hello binLaden how are you?
Hate to say but you are through.”

BANG! BAM!! BOOM!!

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:16:24 +0000

Great, now let’s celebrate his death.

Entel, you must do a lot of smiling :-)

By: Defector01

Defector01 — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 00:40:49 +0000

My birthday gift was a NeoCon Zionist to OBL is a first class trip to meet those virgins he thinks he’s going to get

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 00:19:39 +0000

But as he passes another milestone he at least has reason to enjoy a quiet smile.

And I smile every time the media are fools. Heh.

By: PinkyBigglesworth

PinkyBigglesworth — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 23:03:56 +0000

“Osama is a hero,” said ~~Kamran Ali~~ Sen. Ted Kennedy, a 123-year-old alcoholic traitorist from MA, who caused the death of a young woman, but had it covered up. “Americans have done many bad things against Muslims. Osama stands up to them.” Like many ~~Pakistanis~~ Liberal Democrats, he discounted suggestions that Bin Laden was linked to the World Trade Centre attacks. “There’s no proof of that,” he said. That sentiment is echoed across the ~~Muslim~~ Liberal Democrat world, said ~~Abdel Bari Atwan~~ Sen. Hillary Clinton, contributor ~~to editor of the London-based al-Quds al-Arabi~~ the New York Times newspaper. But, she stressed, support for Bin Laden does not equate to a vote for terrorism.

There, that's better........... Happy Birtday OBL!

By: Gianni

Gianni — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:59:27 +0000

Blech!!! Did you have to tell me I share my birthday with him? I think I’m going to throw up now, someone pass the vomit bucket.

By: rw

rw — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:56:58 +0000

What about the Scarlet Pimple?

By: Limerick

Limerick — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:46:51 +0000

Mazal Tov you hairball.

By: warriorlawyer

warriorlawyer — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:44:42 +0000

Happy birthday you lover of donkeys. As you walk out of your cave to gaze at the sun for the first time in 6 months, may your blessed feet grace a landmine.

By: joeswampy

joeswampy — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:30:21 +0000

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UBL, now just give us your address and we will drop you a present airmail.