Guardian marks 50th birthday of bold, elusive “Scarlet Pimpernel of jihad”
posted at 5:04 pm on March 10, 2007 by Allahpundit
CJ already got to Reuters, but most of the gloating there comes from quotations. Same with the AP, which spent the day mining jihadi bulletin boards for well wishes.
Not al-Guardian, though.
Osama bin Laden marks his 50th birthday today, most likely at a hideout in the tribal lands straddling Pakistan and Afghanistan. It’s tempting to imagine the grey-bearded jihadi hunched over a cake with burning candles inside a cave, smiling henchmen gathered behind him.
In reality it’s not likely to be much of a bash. Birthday parties are frowned upon by Wahhabi puritans such as the al-Qaida leader, who consider such celebrations a vulgar western import. But as he passes another milestone he at least has reason to enjoy a quiet smile.
Six years after 9/11, Bin Laden is maddeningly out of reach. Despite the world’s largest manhunt and a $25m bounty he remains at large, the Scarlet Pimpernel of jihad. A powerful myth has swelled around him – the tall, stern-faced Saudi-born militant has become the ghost of the Hindu Kush
There are quotations, too. But not of Afghans; alas, they don’t appreciate a good anti-hero when they see one.
Most Afghans have little time for the man who sparked an invasion of their country in 2001. Nine out of 10 people view him negatively, according to a recent poll. But elsewhere in the Muslim world he is a man to be greatly admired.
“Osama is a hero,” said Kamran Ali, a 23-year-old call centre operator in Islamabad. “Americans have done many bad things against Muslims. Osama stands up to them.” Like many Pakistanis he discounted suggestions that Bin Laden was linked to the World Trade Centre attacks. “There’s no proof of that,” he said.
That sentiment is echoed across the Muslim world, said Abdel Bari Atwan, editor of the London-based al-Quds al-Arabi newspaper. But, he stressed, support for Bin Laden does not equate to a vote for terrorism.
Exit question: Didn’t the Scarlet Pimpernel save lives?










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HAPPY BIRTHDAY UBL, now just give us your address and we will drop you a present airmail.
joeswampy on March 10, 2007 at 5:30 PM
Happy birthday you lover of donkeys. As you walk out of your cave to gaze at the sun for the first time in 6 months, may your blessed feet grace a landmine.
warriorlawyer on March 10, 2007 at 5:44 PM
Mazal Tov you hairball.
Limerick on March 10, 2007 at 5:46 PM
What about the Scarlet Pimple?
rw on March 10, 2007 at 5:56 PM
Blech!!! Did you have to tell me I share my birthday with him? I think I’m going to throw up now, someone pass the vomit bucket.
Gianni on March 10, 2007 at 5:59 PM
There, that’s better……….. Happy Birtday OBL!
PinkyBigglesworth on March 10, 2007 at 6:03 PM
And I smile every time the media are fools. Heh.
Entelechy on March 10, 2007 at 7:19 PM
My birthday gift was a NeoCon Zionist to OBL is a first class trip to meet those virgins he thinks he’s going to get
Defector01 on March 10, 2007 at 7:40 PM
Great, now let’s celebrate his death.
Entel, you must do a lot of smiling :-)
Tony737 on March 10, 2007 at 8:16 PM
Knock knock knock.
“Candygram.”
“Hello binLaden how are you?
Hate to say but you are through.”
BANG! BAM!! BOOM!!
PoliticallyIncorrectSandy on March 10, 2007 at 9:52 PM
Birthday present for Osama Bin Laden! If you’d be so kind as to provide me with a home address will get this
GBU-24,er… I mean “package” there before you know it.Be sure that you make a wish before
weyou blow the candles out.Mojave Mark on March 10, 2007 at 11:00 PM
The Scarlet Pumplernickel would kick his butt!
Clicky
- The Cat
MirCat on March 11, 2007 at 7:03 AM
Nice to imagine that the guy I have to call when I can’t get my new printer set up thinks I’m an infidel and wishes I were dead.
SailorDave on March 11, 2007 at 8:05 AM
What’s worse are these freeks that customer service has to deal with going out and representing the US. Just think, the guy you have to stand behind in line at the grocery store that is yelling at the cashier is the only contact that they have to the U.S.A.
- The Cat
MirCat on March 11, 2007 at 8:19 AM
I can imagine that quite a few millions of people, like me, have no desire to celebrate his birth; so not having a party would be very appropriate. As a birthday wish, I’d like to say: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits, Bin Baby!
RedinBlueCounty on March 11, 2007 at 10:20 AM
A BIN LADEN BIRTHDAY HOROSCOPE.
seejanemom on March 11, 2007 at 10:56 AM
3/10, Been Hiden’s b-day. 3/11, Madrid train bombing. Back to back atrocities.
Tony737 on March 11, 2007 at 4:18 PM
They moved on from that piquant observation rather quickly, didn’t they?
Oh they Afghans. What the hell do they know? Now for some quotes from the fan base…
Yeah, but they were Frenchlives. So he’s still a mixed bag.
TexasDan on March 11, 2007 at 8:50 PM