:-)

I wanna be world’s worst person

HOW DO I GET ON THAT LIST!?!!?

Who is the person commenting on the “therapy”? Some quack with a PhD in Womyn’s Studies?

WriterMom on March 9, 2007 at 3:31 PM

Im a quack with several PhDs, an IQ of 197, several patents, won numerous awards, won several memory competitions, hold several atheltic world records, and martial arts championships, and I am worth billions.

Oh, wait!

I was hallucinating???!!!!????

That image, I can’t get it out of my mind.

It. Is. Driving. Me. Mad!!!!!

Oh, the humanity!

Can I PLEASE have those few minutes of my life back?

Can I now apply for disability?

Oooaaaaahhhh, a big, fat, lesbian bat …. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

William

On a positive note; her waistline is reduced by about two inches as all that blood rushes into her empty head.

Depression is a serious illness. It took decades before clinicians started treating it as the serious disease and in the interim, many people suffered unnecessarily.

Now, I despise Rosie as much as any of you. But with the disclosure that she’s suffering depression comes the understanding of why she acts out so much.

A friend of mine back in college (when the Dinosaurs roamed the earth, my kids tell me), repeatedly attempted suicide by slitting her wrists and taking sleeping pills. Those who cared about her, especially her husband, were ripped up because they could do nothing about it except, finally, commit her.

I have no idea if she’s taking medication or not. But, frankly, ABC ought to remove her from the View until she gets better.

As for Joy, nothing less than a lobotomy would help her.

It’s ok, I’ll just re-read all of this week’s Patriot Post emails, that should be enough “Rosie offsets”.

Why does this woman insist on sharing the goriest personal details of her miserable F*ing life? What next? Bowel movements?

pistolero on March 9, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Uh, when she opens her mouth she has a bowel movement.

Gibson: “What’s gotten in to Rosie?”

Where do I start… Twinkies, Pizza, KFC… (how much time ya got?)

Have any studies been done on the long term effects of viewing this on high definition TV?

So if it makes ya’ feel any better, just tell yourself that Rosie herself is nothing more than a big, fat decency offset.

Far be it from me to co-opt and mangle Jeff Goldstein’s fund-raising angle, but everytime Rosie gets applause, a puppy dies. I hope all those audience members are happy.

Flame away, my asbestos long johns are in place…

Ennuipundit on March 9, 2007 at 2:14 PM

Look pal, I already stuck my neck out here at HotAir in the ACS threads in the interests of decency. I argued in favor of self-restraint and self-discipline when it comes to spouting conservative rhetoric in front of a television camera.

Need I remind you that Rosie gets in front of a national television audience every single working day of our lives, and spouts the most foul, hateful, ignorant stuff ever witnessed by the public at large. Furthermore, when she does it, she has sole possession of the microphone by virtue of the fact that her big, fat oversized mouth and her 55-gallon barrel drum sized lung capacity is capable of shouting down everyone else around her. When it comes to Rosie, no matter how much abuse we send her way, it won’t be nearly enough — and furthermore, it matters enormously that we do it.

I freely admit that I may not be able to justify this attitude of mine on a moral basis, but there IS such a thing as therapy, ya’ know. And I am tellin’ you that I am in dire need of some Rosie offsets. So if it makes ya’ feel any better, just tell yourself that Rosie herself is nothing more than a big, fat decency offset.

I will never look at her (Rosie) without thinking of a fat lesbian vampire bat . Priceless.

No doubt the depression came in when Donald Trump asked, Can you imagine having to kiss Rosie goodnight? As smart as she is that probably got her thinking, and she took it to the next step with the following question: Can you imagine waking up in the morning and realizing you are Rosie O’Donald? Now that’s a depressing thought.

Will Durant, an athiest, bless his little heart, said he was glad there was no afterlife because he couldn’t imagine living with himself for eternity. If Rosie really wants help with her depression she needs to go sit next to that ignorant young blond at the other side of the View table and ask her how does one become a Christian. With a new Life Rosie would actually start becoming attractive. Now, how cool would that be?

Thanks but no thanks, Rosie. I’ll not share my political views with a bloated retard.