It somehow reminds me of the “it was just a BJ for crying out loud” kind of reasoning.

Finally, there’s the question of his application for admission to the Illinois Bar. The current version of the application requires aspiring mouthpieces to list all outstanding parking tickets. If the version Honest Barry Obama filled out included the same question, surely he came clean on those 17 Cambridge tickets when he returned to the Land o’ Lincoln.

Well, BillyJeff accepted disbarment from Alabama for perjury, and the US Supreme Court disbared him from practicing before them as well.

If B. Hussein Osama, er, Obama lied and did not appraise the Illinois ARDC of his outstanding parking tickets, he has committed perjury, because the application for a law license is a SWORN affidavit. The Illinois ARDC could begin disbarment proceedings and refer him for prosecution for perjury. In Illinois, people have had their law licenses suspended for less.

One more thing.

We mustn’t forget this: Perjury is a criminal offense that warranted impeachment of a President and conviction of Scooter Libby.

Obama is not above the law, either.

You can bet that Hillary’s operatives are searching the Illinois ARDC to see if Obama committed perjury. Don’t laugh, this could cloud Obama’s claim to the nomination.

I say don’t pay them! That’s a +1 for Obama on my list.

(He’s still negative 1 million though). =)

Eventually the press will have to look into his voting record, political stances, particularaffiliations (the “Black” only church he belongs too), etc.

He’s too much of a nothing to deserve any votes at this meager point in an undistinguished career.

But that didn’t stop Howard Dizzy Dean.

And look how far he got.

What will Obama’s “Yee-hah!” moment be?

I got my electric bill yesterday and it’s impossibly low. I think I’d better call and get it straightened out so that it doesn’t hurt my childrens’ chances of becoming president some day.

I can just see the headlines now: “Candidate’s mom didn’t report incorrect electric bill”.

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry gets tracked down by the New York Public Library’s “book cop” Bookman, for having not returned a copy of Tropic of Cancer 20 years earlier?

RightWinged on March 8, 2007 at 11:12 AM

To me, this is more like the episode where Newman doesn’t pay his parking tickets.

For some odd reason, that is.

James on March 8, 2007 at 12:41 PM

Touche.

Lol, “The White Whale”

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry gets tracked down by the New York Public Library’s “book cop” Bookman, for having not returned a copy of Tropic of Cancer 20 years earlier?

RightWinged on March 8, 2007 at 11:12 AM

To me, this is more like the episode where Newman doesn’t pay his parking tickets.

For some odd reason, that is.

littered with take-out Chinese, the smell of BO, everyone has coffee breath, shades drawn, and yes, they even smoke cigarettes….. papers rustling, computers whirrling, phones ringing….. 24/7, they never rest, they never tire……….

Then someone finds this “clap trap”…….

The “Red Button” is pressed, sirens go off……..

“We’ve found it!”

……. and the direct link to the AP is accessed….

(more to follow)….

Late yesterday, the News reported that Barack’s operatives also paid $71 in outstanding excise taxes to the city of Somerville, where he lived on Winter Hill, at 365 Broadway.

According to the secretary of state’s Web site, when nonpayment of excise taxes is reported, “the Registry will then electronically mark the driver’s record for non-renewal until the excise is paid.”

Guess Obama got lucky. Good things happen to good people.

That $71 excise tax is even more suspicious than the even $400 he supposedly coughed up to Cambridge. Your corner loanshark offers a more reasonable rate than the vig a city charges on an unpaid excise tax bill, and Barack was a 17-year deadbeat.

Finally, there’s the question of his application for admission to the Illinois Bar. The current version of the application requires aspiring mouthpieces to list all outstanding parking tickets. If the version Honest Barry Obama filled out included the same question, surely he came clean on those 17 Cambridge tickets when he returned to the Land o’ Lincoln.

And if he didn’t, Hillary’s oppo-team is probably already circling.

ALLAH! SEE A PATTERN HERE? STILL THINK THE STORY’S IRRELEVANT? I’ll bet Hillary doesn’t!!!

I’m not looking forward to another year-and-a-half of useless political crap like this. We really need a constitutional amendment that campaigns can’t begin prior to 6 months before an election.

No, the last thing we need is more laws regarding elections. If you don’t want to hear about useless political crap like this, then:

- don’t post anything about it.
- if this comes on the TV, turn it off.
- if you get a phone survey, refuse it (and tell them why).

The reason we have this kind of crap (and I agree, it’s crap) is that the sheeple keep *demanding* it.

Another George Bush as President? Gah!!
aengus on March 8, 2007 at 10:57 AM

I think he’s being encouraged to go by “Prescott”.