Video: Behar: Cheney has a “psychosomatic” blood clot for all the “lying he did”
posted at 12:23 pm on March 7, 2007 by Ian
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Discussing the aftermath of Scooter Libby’s conviction, “View” co-host Joy Behar said “Dick Cheney is in trouble now…which is a delight for me.” Continuing, Behar asserted the Vice President’s blood clot was triggered “psychosomatically” because of all the “lying he did.”
So why doesn’t Bill Clinton have a blod clot the size of Texas? Anyway.
Transcript:
Joy Behar: I think it’s not a coincidence that he has a blood clot this week, which is Spanish for I’m going to go down next, I think I’ll retire.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Well that’s harsh
Behar: It’s not harsh, it’s a way out. I’m not making fun of the blood clot, I think probably, you know, psychosomatically might have a blood clot. Who wouldn’t have a blood clot after the lying he did? Talking about a back up of blood.
Of course, psychosomatic diseases aren’t actual diseases at all. They’re symptoms reported that have no physical explanation. Cheney’s blod clot is an actual, physical thing. So, as usual, Behar doesn’t know what she’s talking about.
(h/t Reader Sandy)
Related: Rosie’s depressed?
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Well,
Wishing someone dead is always a classy move on the view.
EricPWJohnson on March 7, 2007 at 12:26 PM
See what I mean? Utterly, utterly hateful. This female needs to come across Ann Coulter in a dark alley. The only thing between the right and left side of her head is “hate, pus laden vitriolic hate and nothing else”.
What is it with these people? Are they truly so deaf, blind and dumb they can’t see the forest for the trees. Can they not hear themselves and what they sound like?
sharinlite on March 7, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Talk about an Aunt Bethany wannabe.
Valiant on March 7, 2007 at 12:28 PM
I’m STILL surprised your TIVO hasn’t committed suicide after being forced to watch this every day.
lorien1973 on March 7, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Heh.
I’m just wondering what Allah’s poor TIVO thinks of him.
“Oh, no! Tivo thinks I’m…”
Slublog on March 7, 2007 at 12:36 PM
What’s left to say? We chastise Coulter for saying “faggot” yet this hag will be praised in the press for “speaking her mind”. It’s time to go on the offensive.
darwin on March 7, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Allah didn’t write this piece.
I really need to create a script that does this for me.
Ian on March 7, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Yeah. Let’s be just like them. That’ll show those libs…
JetBoy on March 7, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Thanks Ian. Now I have to spend the rest of the day trying to get rid of a mental picture of Rosie hanging upside down.
At least you didn’t post pictures.
BacaDog on March 7, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Sorry, Ian.
But have some mercy on that poor TIVO, man!
Slublog on March 7, 2007 at 12:47 PM
Heh.
Ian on March 7, 2007 at 12:49 PM
You’re obviously under the false assumption that Clinton actually feels shame…
ScottMcC on March 7, 2007 at 12:52 PM
A brief quote from that article:
I am willing to take a hit/make a sacrifice for the team. I’ll arrange for permanent accommodations for Rosie here in the Seattle area.
CyberCipher on March 7, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Joy Behar……… WomanPigCow?
PinkyBigglesworth on March 7, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Would it, technically, be considered mean-spirited to wish upon Behar, O’Donnell and all the others the same health and well-being they wish upon Republicans?
TexasRainmaker on March 7, 2007 at 12:54 PM
If that were possible, then she would have a major aneurism, oh, wait, that takes place in a brain…..
bbz123 on March 7, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Next on “News at 11″!
Hot air commentator arrested for TiVo abuse!
Also, right after the commercial break watch exclusive footage of Joy behar getting the congressional model of Honor for speaking truth to power, and hear her ideas on how you, the average american peon, can advocate killing our elected officials with impunity!.
All Jihad all the time, the Jihad News hour only at 11! In’shalla!
Wyrd on March 7, 2007 at 12:58 PM
I hope someone reminds her of these statments when someday she’s in a nursing home and her biggest concern is when is someone going to come change her diaper.
Catseye on March 7, 2007 at 1:00 PM
The cloudy days make it difficult to warm herself on her flat rock.
SailorDave on March 7, 2007 at 1:01 PM
How dose hanging upside down improve your mental state? WTF!?
I guess Rosie’s bringing Paxil Back…
liquidflorian on March 7, 2007 at 1:04 PM
Behar has the intelligence and compassion of a blood clot.
Mallard T. Drake on March 7, 2007 at 1:05 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
You win the thread!!!!
thirteen28 on March 7, 2007 at 1:06 PM
Why do you bother with these idiots? This is a waste of space. These morons say something stupid nearly every day.
liberty on March 7, 2007 at 1:07 PM
Oh Lord, please no! There are enough socialist loonies in this city. We don’t need the Mother Loon nesting here. I hear the Yukon is nice this time of year.
Mallard T. Drake on March 7, 2007 at 1:08 PM
Is it just me, or does anybody else find it ironic that two of the biggest spewers of hatred and bile are named Joy and Rosie?
ReubenJCogburn on March 7, 2007 at 1:09 PM
Barbara often looks so uncomfortable while Joy/Rosie are spouting their hate-filled garbage, they’re sounding more and more like Kos every day.
I almost feel sorry for Ms. Walters.
Almost.
dalewalt on March 7, 2007 at 1:09 PM
Rosie is depressing, and now what I warned you people would happen is happening..Because Rosie can’t get beyond herself, we will hear about every minute detail of her made up illnesses..She is the type of person that develops symptoms of illnesses she reads or hears about…
And now that I am on a rant: Let’s talk about her menopause or need to talk about it….When it is brought up, it is never in an appropriate segment, it just gets blurted out..tiresome and stupid is how I would sum her up.
Pam on March 7, 2007 at 1:13 PM
dalewalt, she created that monster and she needs to answer for it. I did love the rant about A.I today…Rosie said they were mad and wouldn’t let them use their clips..Joy/ Rosie went off and Babs pointed out that you can’t insult someone with the left hand and ask for a favor with the right! She also made it clear that Rosie’s views are her own and should not be constued as those of The View.
Pam on March 7, 2007 at 1:17 PM
Wow, there are so many things I could say in response to that,but I digress.
vcferlita on March 7, 2007 at 1:17 PM
If this was a liberal website… we would be saying…
“Rosie depressed? I hope she kills herself and it would help end the stupidity!”
But we aren’t liberals. We are conservatives. We use common sense, responsibility, values, traditions, and compassion.
msipes on March 7, 2007 at 1:18 PM
I guess history repeats itself as farce.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on March 7, 2007 at 1:19 PM
JOY BEHAR IS a friggin’ BLOOD CLOT.
A gooey, sticky mass of nastiness.
Put a Playtex in it, Joy.
seejanemom on March 7, 2007 at 1:20 PM
We may have just found the origins of the term “moonbat.”
CyberCipher on March 7, 2007 at 1:23 PM
I’ve left steamy piles of coiled feces in the restroom that were smarter and more interesting than Behar.
x95b10 on March 7, 2007 at 1:24 PM
No need to offend the bloodclots that way. Bloodclots everywhere are OUTRAGED!
CyberCipher on March 7, 2007 at 1:25 PM
The skidmarks on the toilet bowl at my work have more class and dignity than Mr. Behar……..
PinkyBigglesworth on March 7, 2007 at 1:27 PM
You know what they say about the cycle syncing of women.
I just caught hell from my wife.
Kini on March 7, 2007 at 1:30 PM
Is it me or does Baher look like Tammy Faye Baker’s ugly kid sister in that pic?
.
GT on March 7, 2007 at 1:39 PM
So will Joy chastise Rosie for suffering from a psychosomatic disease and suggest that it is time for Rosie to retire?
Mallard T. Drake on March 7, 2007 at 1:49 PM
Tammy Faye single-handedly kept the cosmetics industry in the black. It is questionable as to whether Joy Behar has ever made a positive contribution to our society like that.
CyberCipher on March 7, 2007 at 1:52 PM
Rosie responds with:
“This flat rock ain’t big enough for both of us, Behar.”
CyberCipher on March 7, 2007 at 1:55 PM
Someone needs to stop watching the View.
JackM on March 7, 2007 at 2:03 PM
All this time she thought she had Bush Derangement Syndrome, when she really has Nimbostratus Derangement Syndrome.
eeyore on March 7, 2007 at 2:05 PM
And well you should… that was insensitive.
But funny :-)
dalewalt on March 7, 2007 at 2:07 PM
Could be worse: Rosie thinks lying causes cancer.
Jim Treacher on March 7, 2007 at 2:12 PM
Re: Rosie’s depression, the doctor prescribed avoiding mirrors.
Jim Treacher on March 7, 2007 at 2:14 PM
I think that makes 99% of us! Except, of course, Ian’s Tivo!
stonemeister on March 7, 2007 at 2:15 PM
Cancerous tumors everywhere are OUTRAGED!
CyberCipher on March 7, 2007 at 2:18 PM
Why am I picturing a sow peaking through two mud flaps?
Can I say that?
fogw on March 7, 2007 at 2:34 PM
Poor Ian, the new guy gets the assignment of watching the
PewView. Not withstanding the company of Maureen Dowd.Kini on March 7, 2007 at 2:36 PM
Kinda puts a hitch in her get-a-long on the whole global warming thing, don’t cha’ think?
silenced majority on March 7, 2007 at 2:41 PM
I like how Barbara Walter sits there like she’s completely surrounded by idiots.
amerpundit on March 7, 2007 at 2:45 PM
Have at it folks.
JackM on March 7, 2007 at 2:51 PM
I see I was beaten to it.
JackM on March 7, 2007 at 2:53 PM
It’s a psychosomatic soul clot.
Kid from Brooklyn on March 7, 2007 at 2:56 PM
It sure as hell ain’t teh Sexy…
Kid from Brooklyn on March 7, 2007 at 2:57 PM
Thanks Ian!
This was your contribution to our ‘Beautiful Woman Offset’ program.
We can all now look appreciatively at a beautiful woman today. If anyone complains, we can inform them that we’ve already offset our admiring of said beautiful woman by watching Rosie and Joy today.
Canadian Infidel on March 7, 2007 at 3:15 PM
Well, personally I’m still occasionally puzzled as to who the hell Joy Behar is and why she’s on TV.
This occurs infrequently. I mostly don’t care.
mojo on March 7, 2007 at 3:34 PM
But…that disease requires an actual soul.
Bryan on March 7, 2007 at 3:58 PM
Wishes horrible things upon another person?
That is a classical sympton of a leftist-liberal, full of hate, hostility, and arrogance.
Yep, Joy Bihar is a leftist-liberal!
William
William2006 on March 7, 2007 at 4:00 PM
I stand corrected.
Kid from Brooklyn on March 7, 2007 at 4:11 PM
Rosie during her morning hanging…
Mazztek on March 7, 2007 at 4:12 PM
She’s one to talk. Compare their careers.
Behar is a washed-up, has-been comedienne turned panelist (might as well be on the Gong Show) and Cheney has had various roles in the White House, including Chief of Staff and elected twice as Vice President.
In 20 years, Dick will be gone, but his estate will be collecting more in interest income then Behar can earn in one year working.
WORD.
budorob on March 7, 2007 at 4:16 PM
Pachyderms everywhere are OUTRAGED!
CyberCipher on March 7, 2007 at 4:43 PM
I guess men, we singular non-entities in the View world, must not get depressed…Unless of course if you’re centrist or conservative, in which case they wholly endorse a good case of the blues for us rotten b****rds.
Lord knows how Ian and Allah have been able to ward a case of the screaming meemies off in watching this crew in action on a regular basis.
52Ranger on March 7, 2007 at 4:43 PM
Pure Gold, Infidel. The only problem with that is you might have to buy regular offsets from Rosie…I hear she’s taking lessons from Gore in Marketing.
52Ranger on March 7, 2007 at 4:46 PM
This creature looks just like all the other clowns you’d find at the circus. Buffoon.
marianpaul on March 7, 2007 at 6:17 PM
Notice how the audience laughs at this? We are never going to win those types over if we stoop to the tactics of the left. We must lead by example. Perhaps we should send some flowers to Joy? Maybe we can have a big Cum Bah Ya group sing along? Oh, oh, oh, I know! Lets crucify Ann Coulter on the White House lawn! We”l do Cheney too and make it a two-fer!! That’ll prove how understanding conservatives really are!
/sarc off
csdeven on March 7, 2007 at 6:27 PM
“Psychosomatic” – there’s nothing more moronic than morons using big words they don’t know/understand.
Barbara Walters has morphed into an incredible idiot. It’s really a shame to go out like that. What explains this?
How and why bats hang upside down all day…
Entelechy on March 7, 2007 at 6:37 PM
This is why I love this site. I come for the liberal-baiting; I stay for the education.
Entelechy, I hope you aren’t suggesting that specimen of talk show lipo-mass could fly by any means short of an extra-wide Boeing aisle seat.
SailorDave on March 7, 2007 at 6:52 PM
How are you SailorDave? I come and stay for the edutainment. How’s that for a ‘big’ and new word, or a twofer?
Maybe she’ll fly psychosomatically and Ms. Behar will explain it all.
On a serious note, clinical depression can be devastating.
However, someone this ‘famous’ and ‘beautiful’ shouldn’t announce to the world “upside-down” activities. It’s simply too “provoking”, as our friends on the Left claim.
Entelechy on March 7, 2007 at 7:08 PM
Can someone just please shut those women up? I can’t even read the posts anymore – those women make me so crazy.
pullingmyhairout on March 7, 2007 at 7:10 PM
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not ridiculing her actual or theoretical psychological issues. I’m mocking her very essence.
I like to cut straight to the chase on these types of things.
SailorDave on March 7, 2007 at 7:17 PM
It takes an empathetic person to feel the pain that others feel. It’s a real window into Rosie’s personality.
csdeven on March 7, 2007 at 7:35 PM
And it seems that for us we live in “bizarro world” times 10.
From CS Lewis
from http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3a1190b704d3.htm
“And the prophecy I make is this. To nine out of ten of you the choice which could lead to scoundrelism will come, when it does come, in no very dramatic colours. Obviously bad men, obviously threatening or bribing, will almost certainly not appear. Over a drink, or a cup of coffee, disguised as triviality and sandwiched between two jokes, from the lips of a man, or woman, whom you have recently been getting to know rather better and whom you hope to know better still- just at the moment when you are most anxious not to appear crude, or naïf or a prig- the hint will come. It will be the hint of something which the public, the ignorant, romantic public, would never understand: something which even the outsiders in your own profession are apt to make a fuss about: but something, says your new friend, which “we”- and at the word “we” you try not to blush for mere pleasure- something “we always do.”
lizzee on March 7, 2007 at 8:16 PM
Slublog, I think you came close to rehab there… just sayin.
gekkobear on March 7, 2007 at 8:42 PM
52Ranger
The ‘Beautiful Woman Offset’ program is an ongoing program. Regular viewings of the view, Hillary press conferences, feminist seminars buys you the chance to look at beautiful women with no guilt. Feel free to ask more about our program.
Canadian Infidel on March 7, 2007 at 8:49 PM
I like how Joy was digging what Barbara was saying . . .totally did not get the fact that she was distancing herself.
- The Cat
MirCat on March 7, 2007 at 9:49 PM
Greg Gutfeld was on with john Gibson. I believe he called Rosie a fat, vampire. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t hear the end.
Bill C on March 7, 2007 at 10:50 PM
I like how
Barbara Waltersits therelike she’scompletely surrounded by idiots.I like how Elizabeth sits there completely surrounded by idiots.
PattyAnn on March 7, 2007 at 11:00 PM
What is happening to Barabra’s jaw… is there a singularity developing in there?
VinceP1974 on March 7, 2007 at 11:30 PM
Elizabeth Hasselbeck ought to demand a huge raise for sitting next two those two harpies.
Hilts on March 8, 2007 at 9:31 AM
Sadly Rosie has caused the View’s ratings to jump. People just want to see the drama and hear who the freakshows will slander next. It’s kind of like a trainwreck–you don’t want to watch but you get sucked in.
PoliticallyIncorrectSandy on March 8, 2007 at 11:34 AM
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