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Two Americas: Kanye West edition

posted at 8:27 pm on March 5, 2007 by Bryan
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There are two Americas. In one, you can build a house the size of a shopping mall. In that America, you can also spend $3,900 on a single meal. And throw in a little more for the chef’s travel expenses.

If Kanye West were to walk into the British Raj’s dining room and order dinner, it would cost the rapper about $17.50. But since the restaurant is delivering — from Wales to New York — it’s going to cost a bit more.

For a feast of onion bhajees, chapati breads, biryanis, pappadums, a specially prepared fish dish and vegetables on the side, the bill will top $3,900, plus travel and accommodation for the restaurant’s head chef.

The meal was requested for West and seven guests by a music promotion company, the restaurant said Sunday. The company had previously ordered food from the restaurant near Cardiff, Wales, for an after-show party for a Snoop Dogg concert in London.

But this is different. Normally, they don’t deliver outside a 3-mile radius of the restaurant, which is about 150 miles west of London.

The meal will be prepared, cooled, shrink-wrapped and packed in dry ice in the British Raj’s kitchens and — along with head chef Kaysor Ahmed — will be helicoptered from Wales to London’s Heathrow Airport on Tuesday.

From there, the chef is to hop a flight to New York — monitoring the food’s temperature all the way — clear customs, and head for Manhattan, where the meal is to be served during a meeting Wednesday.

Two Americas, ladied and gents. In my America, my house can’t fit a couple of 777s wing to wing. And I drive a car that’s worth about as much as Kanye West’s lunch.

(thanks to DrT)


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what was the carbon footprint of THAT?

Defector01 on March 5, 2007 at 8:29 PM

what was the carbon footprint of THAT?

I’m sure he’s paid his sacrament of pennance to get this sent to him. He is a liberal after all.

http://www.lorien1973.com/global-warming-al-gore-tithes-and-indulgences/

lorien1973 on March 5, 2007 at 8:32 PM

Jesus walks. But I’m fairly certain that He would’ve ordered his biryani from the joint down the street.

Relax, peoples. Kanye bought curry offsets.

Kid from Brooklyn on March 5, 2007 at 8:38 PM

Are there really no good Indian restaurants in NYC? Or, for that matter, in the state of New York, or the whole tri-state area?

If they’d ordered the meal from a restaurant in, say, Boston, that would be excessive. Ordering from a restaurant in Wales is simply insane.

jic on March 5, 2007 at 8:48 PM

Kanye WHO?

Tony737 on March 5, 2007 at 8:52 PM

I wouldn’t want a brother goin round hungry now. Booosh.

Buck Turgidson on March 5, 2007 at 9:02 PM

…and the RIAA wants to sue people college kids and high schoolers for downloading music. Well, I guess we know why the need the record sales.

Relax, peoples. Kanye bought curry offsets.

Kid from Brooklyn on March 5, 2007 at 8:38 PM

[guiness commercial] Brilliant! [/guiness commercial]

liquidflorian on March 5, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Curry offsets.

Bryan on March 5, 2007 at 9:05 PM

I’m allergic to curry; so this is my offset:

http://www.charmin.com/en_us/images/home_megaroll.jpg

lorien1973 on March 5, 2007 at 9:07 PM

That was funny, Bryan.

Tru2my2 on March 5, 2007 at 9:12 PM

Two Americas, ladied and gents. In my America, my house can’t fit a couple of 777s wing to wing. And I drive a car that’s worth about as much as Kanye West’s lunch.

That must be a sweet ride, compared to mine (seriously).

RightWinged on March 5, 2007 at 9:13 PM

A music promotion co. ordered the food for KW and ‘guests’…
Why isn’t the company being named?

Tru2my2 on March 5, 2007 at 9:16 PM

And I drive a car that’s worth about as much as Kanye West’s lunch.

Thank goodness.That means your not driving a hybrid-electric, fuel-efficient, super-ultra-low-emission Prius.Your an ok guy after all Bryan. ;-)

spazzmomma on March 5, 2007 at 9:24 PM

Curry offsets.

Bryan on March 5, 2007 at 9:05 PM

LMAO!!!

liquidflorian on March 5, 2007 at 9:26 PM

If the food gets cold on the way over, it will be Booosh’s fault for not caring…

bofh on March 5, 2007 at 9:29 PM

I honestly don’t care how much any of these people spend on their lunch. It’s their money. I wouldn’t even think of paying anywhere near $3900 for any kind of a meal, but that’s just me.

What I have a problem with is the blatant hypocrisy that West and all these other lefties show when they do this sort of thing. But the whole class envy thing is just messed up. Not that West has much class, just a lot of money. Unfortunately no one seems to know the difference anymore.

John on March 5, 2007 at 9:34 PM

Kanye West doesn’t care about poor people.

tommy1 on March 5, 2007 at 9:40 PM

Kanye West doesn’t care about poor people.

…or the environment.

tommy1 on March 5, 2007 at 9:41 PM

Kanye West doesn’t care about anyone but himself.

CP on March 5, 2007 at 9:47 PM

What a douche.

spmat on March 5, 2007 at 9:50 PM

Curse that diabolical Bush! What will he think of next?

a4g on March 5, 2007 at 10:04 PM

There are two Americas, our America (aka the poor schmuck’s America) and West’s America (aka hypocritical bunch of rich pansies).

amerpundit on March 5, 2007 at 10:07 PM

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t eat that stuff, even if I could pronounce it.

R D on March 5, 2007 at 10:47 PM

Curry. Now I Know I wouldn’t eat it. Hate the taste of it.

R D on March 5, 2007 at 10:50 PM

George Bush doesn’t care about black people. Apparently, neither does Kanye. If he did, he’d take the 4k and feed some starving people. Oh wait, you mean people aren’t starving in the streets here? The liberals have been LYING???????

Metro on March 5, 2007 at 11:09 PM

Kanye West doesn’t care about poor people.
…or the environment.

tommy1 on March 5, 2007 at 9:41 PM

lol

Rick on March 6, 2007 at 12:17 AM

Kanye West must hate poor starving black people
or doesn’t “care”
about the people of New Orleans all that freaking much if he can waste that kind of money on that B*LL SH*T like that!!!!

Freaking HYPOCRITE A**HOLE!

angryamerican on March 6, 2007 at 1:50 AM

Oh wait, you mean people aren’t starving in the streets here? The liberals have been LYING???????

Metro on March 5, 2007 at 11:09 PM

True that!

angryamerican on March 6, 2007 at 1:51 AM

It’s tuff bein a gangsta

- The Cat

MirCat on March 6, 2007 at 2:20 AM

I didn’t think of carbon footprint, I thought of idiot footprint.

csdeven on March 6, 2007 at 8:44 AM

West is just a rappa from da streets, y’all leave’em ‘lone.

JackM on March 6, 2007 at 8:45 AM

Conspicuous consumption strikes again. Liz Taylor did this years ago, having some nosh or other she craved delivered on location while shooting Cleopatra.

Something disturbing about that degree of self indulgence, but certainly nothing new.

honora on March 6, 2007 at 9:12 AM

$10 (Hey, I’m from the other America) says that when his career dries up and he is broke, he’ll be whining and the pop culture morons will give him sympathy.

Tim Burton on March 6, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Something disturbing about that degree of self indulgence, but certainly nothing new.

honora on March 6, 2007 at 9:12 AM

Hey there – those are your peeps you’re talking about.

Rick on March 6, 2007 at 11:38 AM

I am glad it’s Lent Imagine his extravgent spending if it if wasn’t for this time of year? Oh I forgot, he worhips his money god. Typical

bones47 on March 6, 2007 at 11:47 AM

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